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I'm sure I can, but I'm still curious to see wtf is going on in that movie.
I thought you weren't supposed to touch a girl during a lapdance?
Not to discourage you in your endeavors or anything...
Come on, people, girls with traches have wants, needs and desires, too. 
I thought you weren't supposed to touch a girl during a lapdance?
Not to discourage you in your endeavors or anything...
The place I go, the girls allow it. To a point. They don't let you touch their boobs, which seems kind of a pointless standard to have since, they will rub them into your face.
Jason
I know why the girl has a trache now. She told me, that she went into respitary failure and almost died. She was then in a coma for two weeks and the hospital a little longer. This is bad news, because now I am afraid my sexual awesomeness might kill her. What's even worst news though is she texted me last night and I didn't know how to text back. I know how to send a message, but how do you figure out which letter's to type in? Each number, has seval letters on them. How do you adjust it so you can type the letters you want?
JAson
JAson
It's a place called the Dragon. Should visit it, if your ever in Lawton,Oklahoma. Only cost's 5$ to get in. The girl's usually charge 20$ for a lapdance but I once got a lapdance, for half a song(Each loapdancel ast's as long as the song is playing, from the dj/radio). I once got a lapdance though for $5, since it was all I had, since I had already spent all the other money I had on me.
JAson
I thought you weren't supposed to touch a girl during a lapdance?
Not to discourage you in your endeavors or anything...
The place I go, the girls allow it. To a point. They don't let you touch their boobs, which seems kind of a pointless standard to have since, they will rub them into your face.
Jason
Intriguing.
All strippers in my parts let you touch anything. Except near the pussy.
Ok maybe some landing strip if it exists.
I don't think you or her have anything to fear here, tiger.
I'll play along...
Each button has 3 letters. For example KLM
Push once you write K
Push twice you write L
Push thrice you write M
Now text her and then post it here for epic lulz
Honestly bro...all these lap dances ain't gettin you nowhere...just blue balled. Seeing as your spending money on all these lap dances.... You need to take this lap dance money and get a ho'. This ho is gonna love it when they find out your a virgin and I can almost guarantee that they are gonna give you the time of your life and break you in right. After your little cherry is popped...you are just gonna be the man and full of confidence...machismo.
I thought you weren't supposed to touch a girl during a lapdance?
Not to discourage you in your endeavors or anything...
The place I go, the girls allow it. To a point. They don't let you touch their boobs, which seems kind of a pointless standard to have since, they will rub them into your face.
Jason
Intriguing.
All strippers in my parts let you touch anything. Except near the pussy.
Ok maybe some landing strip if it exists.
I don't think you or her have anything to fear here, tiger.
I'll play along...
Each button has 3 letters. For example KLM
Push once you write K
Push twice you write L
Push thrice you write M
Now text her and then post it here for epic lulz
I have a samsung from t-mobile. Some buttons have more than 3 letter, per number. I still can't get the right letter's typed. I can send text messages. I figured that out, there just random letters though right now.. I tired everything such as pusshing the * key before trying to type them but not sure what else to do.
Jason
Did your phone come with a manual?
Proably, but I never looked at it. I never really thought I would be texting people. I mean why text, when you can talk. I just didn't think it would be a feature I would be using.
Jason
Well, what the hell.
Just call her. Say what you want, hang up and wait for her to text her answer.
Then call back answer her and hang up...and so on and so forth
We can't have stupid technology stand in the way of love now, can we ?
Just call her. Say what you want, hang up and wait for her to text her answer.
Then call back answer her and hang up...and so on and so forth
We can't have stupid technology stand in the way of love now, can we ?
Yeah, its the same way on most phones and its a right bitch. Press the button once for the first letter, twice for the second letter, three times for the third letter... but the fourth letter is completely inaccessible! There is no way of getting at those pesky fourth letters! You cannot type S or Z in any text message which is a double bitch because you can't think your way around it by substituting one for the other!I'll play along...
Each button has 3 letters. For example KLM
Push once you write K
Push twice you write L
Push thrice you write M
Now text her and then post it here for epic lulz
I have a samsung from t-mobile. Some buttons have more than 3 letter, per number.
If only phone manufacturers would come up with a clever way of getting at those fourth letters.
Seriously, is predictive text turned on? That's confusing at first so that might be what's causing you trouble.
Yeah, its the same way on most phones and its a right bitch. Press the button once for the first letter, twice for the second letter, three times for the third letter... but the fourth letter is completely inaccessible! There is no way of getting at those pesky fourth letters! You cannot type S or Z in any text message which is a double bitch because you can't think your way around it by substituting one for the other!I'll play along...
Each button has 3 letters. For example KLM
Push once you write K
Push twice you write L
Push thrice you write M
Now text her and then post it here for epic lulz
I have a samsung from t-mobile. Some buttons have more than 3 letter, per number.
If only phone manufacturers would come up with a clever way of getting at those fourth letters.
Seriously, is predictive text turned on? That's confusing at first so that might be what's causing you trouble.
I don't even know, what a predictive text is so I am not sure. The good news is I talked to the girl on collarme and se basically said it would be easier to show me how to use text messaging in person. I subtle hint, that she wants to meet me! That or sarcastic mocking of my intelligence. I think it's the later.
Jason
It's not a subtle hint or mocking, she is clearly saying she wants to get together with you.
I hope so. It would be nice for something to come even close to working out, when it comes to girls!
Jason
I know. It's boggling.
