Best Trek Lines Ever

[JiNX-01]

"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires, both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid." -- Q

I loved this...

You beat me to the punch. Possibly my favorite line from TNG.

Another good one, from "Amok Time":

"You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."

I totally agree about Spock's response in "Amok Time."

 

[Sigokat]

"There are FOUR LIGHTS!" - Picard

 

[Tiberius]

Brain and brain! What is brain?

*Ducks*

 

[GameOn]

SISKO: Welcome aboard, Senator. I'm Captain Benjamin Sisko.
VREENAK: So, you're the Commander of Deep Space Nine, and the Emissary to the Prophets, decorated combat officer, widower, father, mentor, and oh yes, the man who started the war with the Dominion. Somehow I thought you'd be taller.


WEYOUN 7: Weyoun Five was a great man. A true patriot. His death in a transporter accident was most unfortunate.
WEYOUN 6: And still under investigation.
DAMAR: A very thorough investigation that has found no evidence of foul play.

 

[sonak]

"the word is no. I am therefore going anyway."

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Data: "Geordi, I cannot stun my cat."

 

[R. Star]

(Enter Weyoun Eight.)
DAMAR: Well hello.
WEYOUN: I'm glad to see you find the death of my predecessor so amusing.
DAMAR: Oh, you misjudge me. I miss him deeply. Here. Let's drink to Weyoun Seven.
WEYOUN: When will the prisoners be executed?
DAMAR: When the trial is completed. Legal protocol must be observed.
WEYOUN: When?
DAMAR: The execution is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon, fourteen hundred hours.
WEYOUN: Have they agreed to cooperate?
DAMAR: No. Maybe you should talk to Worf again.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Khan...I'm LAUGHING at the 'superior intellect'." - Kirk, ST II

 

[Mirror Mirror]

"Yes, I've heard Data. And I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some I'll let you know."- Captain Picard after being questioned by Data abut relationships.

 

[Tiberius]

Don't call me Tiny.

 

[bbjeg]

"Don't try to be a great man, just be a man. And let history make it's own judgments."
-Zefram Cochrane

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"It's a primitive culture! I'm just trying to blend in!"
"Oh, you're blended, all right."

- Troi & Riker, ST:FC

 

[Tiberius]

The there shall be no treaty, no vaccine, and no Lieutenant Yar!

 

[B.J.]

"It's a primitive culture! I'm just trying to blend in!"
"Oh, you're blended, all right."

- Troi & Riker, ST:FC

Love that scene!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I...have HAD...enough of YOU!"
<<kick!>>

 

[cyclonus11]

Worf: "Do not hug me."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"A brave Ferengi. Who would have thought it possible?" - Gowron

 

[Smellmet]

How many fingers do I have up?

That's not very damn funny

 

[sbk1234]

"Get the cheese to sickbay."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"I tell you, Worf, war is more fun when you're WINNING!" - Martok