The computer - from Q2....
Janeway - Coffee, black.
Computer - Make it yourself.
Janeway - Coffee, black.
Computer - Make it yourself.
Best lines from Voyager's crew.
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More Tom love. From Year of Hell I
PARIS: I was inspired by an ancient steamship, the Titanic. The engineers of the day constructed a series of special bulkheads, sort of like a honeycomb, that would lower into place if they suffered a major hull breach. In theory, they could stay afloat even with half the ship filled with water.
JANEWAY: The Titanic? As I recall, it sank.
PARIS: Let's just sayI've made a few improvements.
From his first encounter with Annorax in Year of Hell II.
PARIS: You can't find her, can you? I think Captain Janeway has been eluding you for the past two months. Otherwise, you would've destroyed Voyager by now.
ANNORAX: I'm offering you a way out of this situation. You accept my offer, or when I do find Voyager I will destroy it.
PARIS: And how many civilizations will you have to erase to send us merrily on our way? No thanks. We don't want that kind of blood on our hands.
From his arguments with Chakotay in "Year of Hell II"
1st heated exchange.
CHAKOTAY: You're not doing anything against Annorax. That's an order.
PARIS: What are you going to do? Take away my Holodeck privileges?
2nd go around.
PARIS: He's (Annorax) lost his family. Okay, that's a terrible thing. But so has everyone else on this ship. And frankly, so have we!
PARIS: I was inspired by an ancient steamship, the Titanic. The engineers of the day constructed a series of special bulkheads, sort of like a honeycomb, that would lower into place if they suffered a major hull breach. In theory, they could stay afloat even with half the ship filled with water.
JANEWAY: The Titanic? As I recall, it sank.
PARIS: Let's just sayI've made a few improvements.
From his first encounter with Annorax in Year of Hell II.
PARIS: You can't find her, can you? I think Captain Janeway has been eluding you for the past two months. Otherwise, you would've destroyed Voyager by now.
ANNORAX: I'm offering you a way out of this situation. You accept my offer, or when I do find Voyager I will destroy it.
PARIS: And how many civilizations will you have to erase to send us merrily on our way? No thanks. We don't want that kind of blood on our hands.
From his arguments with Chakotay in "Year of Hell II"
1st heated exchange.
CHAKOTAY: You're not doing anything against Annorax. That's an order.
PARIS: What are you going to do? Take away my Holodeck privileges?
2nd go around.
PARIS: He's (Annorax) lost his family. Okay, that's a terrible thing. But so has everyone else on this ship. And frankly, so have we!
Hmm. I have to say...
Paris: I told you, we're secret agents! (that's probably my favorite ep.)
Janeway: The wedding's off.
Tuvok: Phenomenon....
And my absolute favorite:
"Holodeck 2, tomorrow. 1600 hours. Just you, me, and a tuning fork."
"I look forward to it."
-7 of 9 and the EMH
Also in Bride of Chaotica, I don't know if it really counts as a line, but when Seven fixes the robot.
Paris: I told you, we're secret agents! (that's probably my favorite ep.)
Janeway: The wedding's off.
Tuvok: Phenomenon....
And my absolute favorite:
"Holodeck 2, tomorrow. 1600 hours. Just you, me, and a tuning fork."
"I look forward to it."
-7 of 9 and the EMH
Also in Bride of Chaotica, I don't know if it really counts as a line, but when Seven fixes the robot.
Of course it counts!
From "Night".
SEVEN: I am BORG.
ROBOT: Surrender.
SEVEN: The robot has been neutralised. May I leave now?
PARIS: Come on, Seven. Give it a chance. The galaxy's at stake.
:-)
From "Night".
SEVEN: I am BORG.
ROBOT: Surrender.
SEVEN: The robot has been neutralised. May I leave now?
PARIS: Come on, Seven. Give it a chance. The galaxy's at stake.
:-)
And what about the drunk ambassador to Seven?
TOMIN: Oh, Seven of mine.
SEVEN: It may be possible to encode some of my nanoprobes to assimilate the synthehol molecules.
TOMIN: Assimilate me!
Or the drunk to Neelix?
TOMIN: Who is that extraordinary female?
NEELIX: Seven of Nine.
TOMIN: I want to meet her.
NEELIX: Take a number
TOMIN: Oh, Seven of mine.
SEVEN: It may be possible to encode some of my nanoprobes to assimilate the synthehol molecules.
TOMIN: Assimilate me!
Or the drunk to Neelix?
TOMIN: Who is that extraordinary female?
NEELIX: Seven of Nine.
TOMIN: I want to meet her.
NEELIX: Take a number
I was just reminded of "The Thaw", which made me think of the first time the EMH met the psychotic clown. :-)
CLOWN: ...... Just like that little girl you saw on the operating table. The doctor called for a scalpel. She looked at you, her face filled with fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Do you remember?
KIM: No!
EMH: Excuse me. You’re not holding that properly. Correct positioning of the index finger is necessary for optimal dexterity.
CLOWN: Who are you?
EMH: I’m Captain Janeway’s representative. I’m here to negotiate with you. Are you well, Mister Kim?
KIM: Starting to feel better.
CLOWN: ...... Just like that little girl you saw on the operating table. The doctor called for a scalpel. She looked at you, her face filled with fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Do you remember?
KIM: No!
EMH: Excuse me. You’re not holding that properly. Correct positioning of the index finger is necessary for optimal dexterity.
CLOWN: Who are you?
EMH: I’m Captain Janeway’s representative. I’m here to negotiate with you. Are you well, Mister Kim?
KIM: Starting to feel better.
"The Voyager Conspiracy"
Seven has left Voyager in the Delta Flyer
Janeway: Beam me onto the Delta Flyer.
Chakotay: I'm going with you.
Janeway: No. I have a better chance of getting through to her alone.
Chakotay: This isn't part of your mission, is it?
Janeway: Is it part of yours?
Janeway: Stardate 51030 - Seven of Nine is severed from the hive mind. The Captain tells her not to resist, and she'll learn to accept her humanity. Seven complies, and slowly begins to embrace her individuality. Does she regret that decision? Stardate 51652 - The Captain encourages Seven to develop her social skills. Seven insists it's a waste of time. But after further requests she pursues it, and begins to develop her first human friendships. Did Janeway lead her astray? Stardate 52840 - The Captain orders Seven to study her parents' journals. Seven claims they're irrelevant, but eventually she reads them, and rediscovers part of her own past. Stardate 52841 - For the first time... Seven tells the Captain 'Thank you'.
Seven: It was stardate 52842 - 0600 hours, in the mess hall. We had just finished breakfast.
Janeway: My mistake. Stardate today - Janeway beams aboard the Delta Flyer. She reminds Seven of the bond that's grown between them. Seven lowers the forcefield, and she decides to come home. All I'm asking... is that you trust me again.
Seven complies
For those of you counting, I consider this uber subtext.
Also, yes, I can pull Janeway quotes out of thin air at a moment's notice!
Seven has left Voyager in the Delta Flyer
Janeway: Beam me onto the Delta Flyer.
Chakotay: I'm going with you.
Janeway: No. I have a better chance of getting through to her alone.
Chakotay: This isn't part of your mission, is it?
Janeway: Is it part of yours?
Janeway: Stardate 51030 - Seven of Nine is severed from the hive mind. The Captain tells her not to resist, and she'll learn to accept her humanity. Seven complies, and slowly begins to embrace her individuality. Does she regret that decision? Stardate 51652 - The Captain encourages Seven to develop her social skills. Seven insists it's a waste of time. But after further requests she pursues it, and begins to develop her first human friendships. Did Janeway lead her astray? Stardate 52840 - The Captain orders Seven to study her parents' journals. Seven claims they're irrelevant, but eventually she reads them, and rediscovers part of her own past. Stardate 52841 - For the first time... Seven tells the Captain 'Thank you'.
Seven: It was stardate 52842 - 0600 hours, in the mess hall. We had just finished breakfast.
Janeway: My mistake. Stardate today - Janeway beams aboard the Delta Flyer. She reminds Seven of the bond that's grown between them. Seven lowers the forcefield, and she decides to come home. All I'm asking... is that you trust me again.
Seven complies
For those of you counting, I consider this uber subtext.
Also, yes, I can pull Janeway quotes out of thin air at a moment's notice!
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Probably my favorite Janeway/Seven interaction, even though in my universe its just uber Mother/Daughter. ;-)
Its also another premier example of what davidg calls Mulgrew's sublime voice. I think its in this passage..."Stardate 52841 - For the first time" that Mulgrews voice seems to drop a half octave as the memory catches in Janeway's voice.
Now, to defend my J/C accreditation:
JANEWAY: I heard the strangest rumour today. Apparently, the Captain and First Officer almost came to blows.
CHAKOTAY: Mutiny?
JANEWAY: First officer walked the plank. So I heard.
CHAKOTAY: I don't believe a word of it.
JANEWAY: Me neither.
CHAKOTAY: Seven was malfunctioning. We don't have that excuse.
JANEWAY: You're right. We've been through too much to stop trusting each other.
CHAKOTAY: You didn't poison the coffee did you?
JANEWAY: Not any more than I usually do.
Its also another premier example of what davidg calls Mulgrew's sublime voice. I think its in this passage..."Stardate 52841 - For the first time" that Mulgrews voice seems to drop a half octave as the memory catches in Janeway's voice.
Now, to defend my J/C accreditation:
JANEWAY: I heard the strangest rumour today. Apparently, the Captain and First Officer almost came to blows.
CHAKOTAY: Mutiny?
JANEWAY: First officer walked the plank. So I heard.
CHAKOTAY: I don't believe a word of it.
JANEWAY: Me neither.
CHAKOTAY: Seven was malfunctioning. We don't have that excuse.
JANEWAY: You're right. We've been through too much to stop trusting each other.
CHAKOTAY: You didn't poison the coffee did you?
JANEWAY: Not any more than I usually do.
This from "Someone to watch over me" is great
:
Torres: "Enjoying the view?"
Seven: "Explain."
Torres: "You've been staring at us all night. In fact you were following us yesterday when we were walking to engineering, and the day before when I was waiting for Tom outside the shuttlebay."
Seven: "You are correct. I have been observing you, as part of my research on human mating behaviour."
Torres, reading Seven's notes: "'Stardate 52647, 1400 hours. Subjects quarrel in corridor outside female's quarters. Male returns with 12 flowering plant stems species rosa rubifolia effecting a cessation of hostilities. Stardate 52648, 0300 hours: intimate relations resume-' How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?"
Seven: "There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations."
Neelix: "Is there a problem?"
Torres: "I want all the data you've collected."
Seven: "I haven't completed the study."
Torres: "Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose."
Neelix: "B'Elanna!"
Torres to Neelix: "Call sickbay. Tell them there's about to be a medical emergency."
Paris: "B'Elanna, let's go and have a nightcap."
Torres to Seven: "This time you've crossed the line."
:Torres: "Enjoying the view?"
Seven: "Explain."
Torres: "You've been staring at us all night. In fact you were following us yesterday when we were walking to engineering, and the day before when I was waiting for Tom outside the shuttlebay."
Seven: "You are correct. I have been observing you, as part of my research on human mating behaviour."
Torres, reading Seven's notes: "'Stardate 52647, 1400 hours. Subjects quarrel in corridor outside female's quarters. Male returns with 12 flowering plant stems species rosa rubifolia effecting a cessation of hostilities. Stardate 52648, 0300 hours: intimate relations resume-' How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?"
Seven: "There is no one on deck 9 section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations."
Neelix: "Is there a problem?"
Torres: "I want all the data you've collected."
Seven: "I haven't completed the study."
Torres: "Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose."
Neelix: "B'Elanna!"
Torres to Neelix: "Call sickbay. Tell them there's about to be a medical emergency."
Paris: "B'Elanna, let's go and have a nightcap."
Torres to Seven: "This time you've crossed the line."
That was one of the best teasers in Voy history!
I also liked the next scene.
JANEWAY: I read B'Elanna's report. Needless to say, I was surprised.
SEVEN: I was careful not to violate protocols.
JANEWAY: That's not the point. This is a starship, not a nature preserve. Oh, I'm missing a pip.
SEVEN: You asked me to broaden my knowledge of human behaviour.
JANEWAY: I'm not questioning your goals, Seven. It's your methods. Shouldn't be taking field notes on the crew. Help me with this, will you please? Have you ever considered trying it yourself? Romance, I mean.
SEVEN: I do not require a romantic relationship.
JANEWAY: So why'd you collect thirty thousand gigaquads of information on the subject? I'm late.
I didn't know there WAS 30,000 gigaquads of data on the subject. ;-)
I also liked the next scene.
JANEWAY: I read B'Elanna's report. Needless to say, I was surprised.
SEVEN: I was careful not to violate protocols.
JANEWAY: That's not the point. This is a starship, not a nature preserve. Oh, I'm missing a pip.
SEVEN: You asked me to broaden my knowledge of human behaviour.
JANEWAY: I'm not questioning your goals, Seven. It's your methods. Shouldn't be taking field notes on the crew. Help me with this, will you please? Have you ever considered trying it yourself? Romance, I mean.
SEVEN: I do not require a romantic relationship.
JANEWAY: So why'd you collect thirty thousand gigaquads of information on the subject? I'm late.
I didn't know there WAS 30,000 gigaquads of data on the subject. ;-)
Great lines from Season 3:
From Basics II:
SESKA: Tell me, is it within your program's capabilities to lie or be deceptive?
EMH: I've learned that a bedside manner occasionally requires me to, how should I put it, soft-pedal the truth. But bald-faced lying, calculated deceit? I don't have much experience with that sort of thing. But my program is adaptive. If you really need me to be deceptive, I'm sure I could learn.
and much later, when Seska catches on...
SESKA: Who else from Voyager is on board?
EMH: I wouldn't know.
SESKA: I don't believe you.
EMH: There are several dozen crewmen on board actually, and they have been working round the clock to sabotage your vessel.
SESKA: That's a lie. At most, there is one, and I believe it is a Maquis crewman.
EMH: Yes. Of course, you're right. It is one of the Maquis.
SESKA: I won't play these games with a trick of light.
EMH: Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.
....
....
SESKA: You're more talented in the art of deception than you led me to believe.
EMH: I was inspired by the presence of a master.
From Basics II:
SESKA: Tell me, is it within your program's capabilities to lie or be deceptive?
EMH: I've learned that a bedside manner occasionally requires me to, how should I put it, soft-pedal the truth. But bald-faced lying, calculated deceit? I don't have much experience with that sort of thing. But my program is adaptive. If you really need me to be deceptive, I'm sure I could learn.
and much later, when Seska catches on...
SESKA: Who else from Voyager is on board?
EMH: I wouldn't know.
SESKA: I don't believe you.
EMH: There are several dozen crewmen on board actually, and they have been working round the clock to sabotage your vessel.
SESKA: That's a lie. At most, there is one, and I believe it is a Maquis crewman.
EMH: Yes. Of course, you're right. It is one of the Maquis.
SESKA: I won't play these games with a trick of light.
EMH: Sticks and stones won't break my bones, so you can imagine how I feel about being called names.
....
....
SESKA: You're more talented in the art of deception than you led me to believe.
EMH: I was inspired by the presence of a master.
The recent talk on the "borg kids" thread has reminded me of another favorite line, heck fav scene... from Season Six's "The Haunting of Deck 12"!
ICHEB: Deck twelve section forty two is off limits to everyone but senior officers with a level six security clearance.
MEZOTI: That's because it's haunted, isn't it?
NEELIX: Who told you that?
MEZOTI: Naomi.
ICHEB: She was just trying to frighten you.
NEELIX: I'll have to have a talk with that girl.
AZAN: Is it true? Does a ghost live there?
NEELIX: You're really too old to believe in such silly things.
MEZOTI: If it's not a ghost, what is it?
ICHEB: We deserve an explanation.
NEELIX: I don't think that Seven would be too happy if you all started waking up with nightmares.
REBI: Tell us.
AZAN: Please?
NEELIX: All right, gather round but I'm warning you, this is not a tale for the faint of heart.
MEZOTI: We're not faint of heart.
ICHEB: Our cardiopulmonary systems are reinforced.
ICHEB: Deck twelve section forty two is off limits to everyone but senior officers with a level six security clearance.
MEZOTI: That's because it's haunted, isn't it?
NEELIX: Who told you that?
MEZOTI: Naomi.
ICHEB: She was just trying to frighten you.
NEELIX: I'll have to have a talk with that girl.
AZAN: Is it true? Does a ghost live there?
NEELIX: You're really too old to believe in such silly things.
MEZOTI: If it's not a ghost, what is it?
ICHEB: We deserve an explanation.
NEELIX: I don't think that Seven would be too happy if you all started waking up with nightmares.
REBI: Tell us.
AZAN: Please?
NEELIX: All right, gather round but I'm warning you, this is not a tale for the faint of heart.
MEZOTI: We're not faint of heart.
ICHEB: Our cardiopulmonary systems are reinforced.
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