Best Line in the Film?

[ALF]

Well I loved the line young Spock said to the other kids, something like "have you any new insults prepared for me today?" That was terrific.

 

[unimatrix7]

No question about it.

"I have been and always shall be your friend"

It brought the house down. A women next to me started crying her eyes out.

Oh, God

I think if I was sitting next to someone like that I'd have shuffled over a few seats.

Also, another vote for "...Bullshit."

 

[ST-One]

'Fencing.'

'So, you've got the explosives?' (He says it in a way that just says 'You're dead meat.')

 

[Miss Chicken]

^^^ I though he said that the guy who died had the explosives.

 

[ST-One]

^^^ I though he said that the guy who died had the explosives.

No, Kirk asks Olsen (the Redshirt) in the shuttle if he has the explosives.
Sulu later says to Kirk that Olsen had the explosives, which Kirk acknowledges with 'I know.'

 

[tidemobile]

After what happened on the bridge, Scottys "I Like this ship!" THe whole theater bursted out laughing their asses off!

 

[GNDN]

"Get out of the chair."

Hehheh. That was great.

Kirk: "Numb Tongue!"

 

[ST-One]

After she learns that she's assigned to another ship (the Farragut?), there was this line from Uhura that she throws at Spock about him speaking very highly of her 'oral sensitivities' ...

 

[An Officer]

Kirk: "...but you cheated."
Older Spock: "A little trick I learned from a friend of mine."

 

[Randor]

I think that was aural, being a com officer and all.

 

[ST-One]

I think that was aural, being a com officer and all.

Ah, to me it sounded like 'oral'. Perhaps I just wanted to hear a joke there

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Spock's delivery of "Live Long and Prosper" to the vulcan science academy. Never have those syllables sound more like "F__ You"

Indeed. That was the shiznit.

 

[The Evil Dead]

Another vote for "Do they have sandwiches in the future?"

 

[DeafPoet]

I was going to wait till next weekend to see it again but this thread just cost me $10 for tonight

 

[ST-One]

'I might throw up on you.'
'Kann sein, dass ich Sie vollkotze.'

 

[SalvorHardin]

'I might throw up on you.'
'Kann sein, dass ich Sie vollkotze.'

When McCoy said it to Kirk or when Kirk said it to McCoy

 

[ST-One]

'I might throw up on you.'
'Kann sein, dass ich Sie vollkotze.'

When McCoy said it to Kirk or when Kirk said it to McCoy

Doesn't matter. It's funny both times

 

[Phily B]

"Get out of the chair."

This one.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

"Get out of the chair."

This one.

That one cracked me up as well.

 

[Amasov]

Kirk: "I don't believe in the no win scenario"

and

Spock: "When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
McCoy: "How poetic"

Yup, those two are my favorites. Nice nods to II and VI.

McCoy stole the show for me. As I said a previous post, he was the one I was looking forward to seeing the most. Naturally, all of his lines were instant winners. I still think his rant to Kirk in the shuttle was pure hilarity. He sounded like a hypochondriac, but yet, he is a doctor. I was hoping we'd get a little, "If I'm not careful, I'll end up talking to myself," but there's always the next movie!