Ballad of the (recently) circumcised man

[backstept]

can't say I know how you feel, but I learned when I was 12 that soap is NOT a good thing to use for lube . . .

heal quickly, man

 

[Geckothan]

Aren't there stretching exercises or something you can do to correct overly tight foreskins? I personally would've tried that before an operation. I'd never let anyone put a knife down there

 

[Docbrown777]

I'm at work again today and overall feeling a little better. Most of the brusing seems to have disappeared now.

What excuse did you use for telling your coworkers why you were gone?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Dude OMG! My foreskin sends its regards. Heal fast man.

 

[DeafPoet]

My condolences, man.

Personally, I don't care what's wrong; they can pry my foreskin from my cold dead hands.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

If you hold on to it too much, you could go blind ...

 

[cheeseyfatmonkey]

I'm at work again today and overall feeling a little better. Most of the brusing seems to have disappeared now.

What excuse did you use for telling your coworkers why you were gone?

I just said I was having surgery. Only one person tried to find out what and i just told them it was personal.

I think everyone assumes that it was a downstairs problem based on me saying it was personal.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You could be blunt if they piss you off enough and tell them every graphic detail.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

So after 30 years of being quite attached to my foreskin I had to have it cut off on Wednesday.

I'd like to give you a helpful tip, but I don't have mine either.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ I'd like to think that pun was intended.

 

[Manticore]

So after 30 years of being quite attached to my foreskin I had to have it cut off on Wednesday.

I'd like to give you a helpful tip, but I don't have mine either.

^^ I'd like to think that pun was intended.

Knowing him, yes, very much so.

 

[Emher]

Okay that took me waaaay to long a time to get

 

[McCoy]

Now someone can tell us firsthand if it's better with or without.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

^^ I'd like to think that pun was intended.

Of course it was intended. Look who you're asking.

 

[FPAlpha]

First



Second



Sorry.. couldn't resist laughing because it didn't happen to me but i feel with you man! Hope the little buddy heals fast and you can use him like he was intended to.

Word of advice.. first time again with the Mrs.. do a slow test to see if the piping is fixed and only leaks where it's supposed to.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ I'd like to think that pun was intended.

Of course it was intended. Look who you're asking.

 

[JuanBolio]

Really, REALLY glad I got mine snipped when I was too young to remember.

When you're fully-functional again, you'll probably be the only member of this board who's be able to offer us pros and cons from BOTH sides of issue of circumcision. Everyone else here seems kinda biased when it comes up.

 

[BigFoot]

Everyone else here seems kinda biased when it comes up.

Sorry, I'm in a bit of a juvenile state at the moment.

 

[JuanBolio]

Everyone else here seems kinda biased when it comes up.

Sorry, I'm in a bit of a juvenile state at the moment.

Yeah... I said "member", too.

 

[Darth Picardous]

Don't worry, now he'll have a lot of foresight about his future sex life.