Bad Starship Names

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. F.A.F.O.

 

[Vanyel]

USS YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT A QUARTERBACK WAS A REFUND

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Get in my Belly

 

[korblborp]

USS Pinto

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Unsafe at Any Speed

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

The USS Barney Fife has a grand total of one photon torpedo, placed in the Captain's pocket.

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Pinto

USS Flounder

 

[FormerLurker]

USS Flounder

USS DDay
USS Bluto

 

[CorporalCaptain]

USS Wendy
USS Marvin
USS Wonder Dog
USS Wonder Twins
USS Gleek

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS (giant hypnotic pinwheel centered on the bridge)
USS H.R. Giger

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Look at That

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS What the hell is that?

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Scrap
U.S.S. Scuttled

 

[Nerys Myk]

U.S.S. Scrap
U.S.S. Scuttled

USS Sunk

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Scum of the Earth
(Wasn’t that a band??)

U.S.S. Sexual Transmission
U.S.S. Sexual Healing

(I hope the last two aren’t too racy/controversial)

 

[Verteron]

U.S.S. What

Ensign: Welcome aboard Sir, WHAT is the name of this ship.
Admiral: I don't know Ensign, WHAT is the name of the ship?
Ensign: Sir, that's what I said, WHAT is the name of the ship, Sir!
Admiral: DON'T ASK ME, I'M ASKING YOU, WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SHIP?
Ensign: SIR, I KEEP SAYING, WHAT IS ITS NAME

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Han Solo New Hoper....only appearing at the tail end of battles following the destruction of sister vessels like USS Biggs which pay the ultimate price while staying for the duration.

 

[tharpdevenport]

The U.S.S. Titanic

Going on its maiden voyage to investigate a mysterious asteroid that doesn't show up on sensors.

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

USS Damien Thorn. Impervious to all phaser fire, gas attacks and photon torpedoes. This ship's got teeth and they're totally unknockable. Stabbing it in the back one to seven times is your only possible option.

 

[The Salt Umpire]

The Pakleds were admitted to the Federation...

USS ANOTHER ENTERPRISE
USS ANOTHER ENTERPRISE
USS ANOTHER ENTERPRISE