Bad Starship Names

[Charlie Xmas]

USS MIKE BRADY
The ship has one bathroom and no toilet.

He's not an architect anymore. He designs ocean liners now.

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[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Knickerbocker

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Al Sleet (the hippy dippy weather man)

 

[tharpdevenport]

The U.S.S. John


Deck after deck after deck of toilets. It's the intersteller porta-potty.

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS You Guessed It. Frank Stallone

 

[tharpdevenport]

USS You Guessed It. Frank Stallone

The U.S.S. Germans Love David Hasselhoff

 

[Merry Hissmas]

USS Did I Do That
USS Urkel
USS I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

 

[B.J.]

USS Where's The Beef

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Chuck Norris

 

[Toril Toran]

USS Chuck Norris

I disagree. I think that is a great name for a starship.

U.S.S. I’ve got an Ooowy

U.S.S. I pity the fool that messes with this starship

 

[Charlie Xmas]

I disagree. I think that is a great name for a starship.

U.S.S. I’ve got an Ooowy

U.S.S. I pity the fool that messes with this starship

USS He Hates The Pilot
USS I Love It When A Plan Comes Together
USS I Ain't Getting On No Plane Fool

 

[tharpdevenport]

The U.S.S. Have You Ever Seen a Grown Man Naked?

 

[B.J.]

USS Don't Call Me Shirley

 

[tharpdevenport]

USS Don't Call Me Shirley

With Emergency Inflatable Pilot.

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS Don't Call Me Shirley

USS A Hospital What Is It

 

[DarrenTR1970]

USS A Hospital What Is It

USS It's A Big Building With Patients

 

[Charlie Xmas]

USS But Thats Not Important Now

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Oh my balls

USS Head and shoulders

 

[Vanyel]

USS YOU TALKIN' TO ME? YOU TALKIN' TO ME? YOU TALKIN'G TO ME? THEN WHO THE HELL ELSE...? YOU TALKIN' TO ME? WELL I'M THE ONLY ONE ELSE HERE.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Freeloader
U.S.S. Space Communist

U.S.S. Aaah geez Edith
U.S.S. Meathead

U.S.S. Dingbat

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“I have a question.”

“What’s that?”

“It’s an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge. But that’s not important right now.”

Taken from the files of Police Squad!

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I really wish I was here right now.