Bad Starship Names

[DarrenTR1970]

USS Fred Jones
USS Daphne Blake
USS Velma Dinkley
USS Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
USS Scooby Doo
USS Scrappy Doo

 

[korblborp]

USS Self-sealing Stem Bolt

 

[Hawku]

USS Computer Are You Still Recording My Ship Name Suggestions? End Recording End! Oh Fine If This Gets Distributed to a Ship Then So Be It

 

[F. King Daniel]

On a more serious note, I wonder what Starfleet does with ships named for famous space adventurers who it turns out, many decades later, are scumbags? It's happened twice that I can think of OTOH (Beyond and a recent SNW episode) but I guess they just rename them?

 

[B.J.]

On a more serious note, I wonder what Starfleet does with ships named for famous space adventurers who it turns out, many decades later, are scumbags? It's happened twice that I can think of OTOH (Beyond and a recent SNW episode) but I guess they just rename them?

I'm drawing a blank, which two ships?

 

[Toril Toran]

Here’s a name I don’t think you will ever see on a ship:

U.S.S. Finklestein

I could be wrong…


U.S.S. Hermione Breckenridge

 

[Artoo Atari]

or the USS Jenny Piccalo

 

[F. King Daniel]

I'm drawing a blank, which two ships?

Sorry, not two ships two baddies who may have had ships named for them, Captain Edison of the USS Franklin and whoever was in charge of the XCV-1000.

 

[Artoo Atari]

On a more serious note, I wonder what Starfleet does with ships named for famous space adventurers who it turns out, many decades later, are scumbags? It's happened twice that I can think of OTOH (Beyond and a recent SNW episode) but I guess they just rename them?

USS Balthazar Thomas Edison.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Only if it's actually crossed out on the hull

 

[Artoo Atari]

For any fellow fans of The I.T. Crowd...

USS Peter File

 

[Kraig]

For any fellow fans of The I.T. Crowd...

USS Peter File

NCC 0118 999 881 99 9119 725 3?

 

[FormerLurker]

Only if it's actually crossed out on the hull

Of course. These are, after all, bad starship names. And Thomas must be written in crayon above the other name.