USS Cold Farts
USS Obfuscate
USS Obfuscate
Bad Starship Names
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Empire (IIRC Federation class Dreadnought). I get that it's a form of governance and therefore fits the class' naming convention, but it's about as fitting for Starfleet as the Oppressor or Tormentor.
First / Second Contact Specialized Mission Vessel USS Enjoying a Good Belly Laugh While Desecrating Some Random Alien's Corporal Remains.
Keep track of the strawberries. Or else.
The Keifer Sutherland of his day. But I digress, except to say the newest Caine Mutiny rendition on SHOWTIME was William Friedkin's last production.
That's just the USS Garth Brooks with a different paint job.
Not seeing the "bad".
One is named for a heroic Captain who has been called one of the best.
The second is named for a ruler of the Empire it serves.
Okay, now those are actually bad.
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uss joseph r. biden
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik...
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik...
U.S.S. Ralph Nader. Designed to disrupt the warp fields of other Federation starships in the same region of space.
So THAT'S why starships never had seat belts in them!
USS Left Field (When anyone asks where the ship got its name, just say, "it came out of...")
okay, but why would that one be a bad name?uss joseph r. biden
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik...
it'd most likely be the type ship of all consolation class cruisers
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you asked for it! a class of two: uss abbott and uss costello
the abbott transports the logicans to their interstellar games and the costello protects them
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Because it probably couldn't even find its way out of drydock. At least, not without colliding with the dockmaster's overlook first.
you think that's worse than a basement?
... and btw, i'm german - my dog in this race is the one the world supports
A basement? Ok, I'm not sure I catch that reference in this context, but I'm going to venture a "yes".
Correction - I get it now. So, still going to say "yes". Just hoping it doesn't accidentally jettison its warp core in front of the Pope.
Correction - I get it now. So, still going to say "yes". Just hoping it doesn't accidentally jettison its warp core in front of the Pope.
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jettisonning main power plants is a stargate thingA basement? Ok, I'm not sure I catch that reference in this context, but I'm going to venture a "yes".
Correction - I get it now. So, still going to say "yes". Just hoping it doesn't accidentally jettison its warp core in front of the Pope.
