Back-hook bra be gone!

[ThankQ]

Seriously, guys. If you're not willing to make this minimal effort ... perhaps you don't deserve the reward.

I can't believe our instant gratification society has sunk to THIS level. I never thought I'd see the day when men complained about removing a woman's bra!

Really?

We're men, we're the ones who said...

"You know, this blow job is nice and all, but you know what this is missing? A big metal ball in the middle of your tongue."

WE're men, we're the ones who said...

"You know, this vagina is nice and all, but I'm afraid it's just no fun unless I get to fuck you in the ass."

We're men, we're the onese who said...

"You know, having tongue-stud, ass-to-mouth sex with you is nice and all, but you know what's missing? Four other women at the same time."

So, really.... is it that surprising?

 

[kes7]

Seriously, guys. If you're not willing to make this minimal effort ... perhaps you don't deserve the reward.

I can't believe our instant gratification society has sunk to THIS level. I never thought I'd see the day when men complained about removing a woman's bra!

Really?

We're men, we're the ones who said...

"You know, this blow job is nice and all, but you know what this is missing? A big metal ball in the middle of your tongue."

WE're men, we're the ones who said...

"You know, this vagina is nice and all, but I'm afraid it's just no fun unless I get to fuck you in the ass."

We're men, we're the onese who said...

"You know, having tongue-stud, ass-to-mouth sex with you is nice and all, but you know what's missing? Four other women at the same time."

So, really.... is it that surprising?

Well, when you put it that way, no, I guess it's not.

 

[Shikarnov]

Back-hook all the way. If you haven't learned to unhook it in a single, one-handed, move, then you don't deserve what's underneath (You can send her my way in this event ) Even the triple-hooks aren't that challenging. Come on, guys, this stuff is like 8th grade math. It's a prerequisite for life.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Come on, guys, this stuff is like 8th grade math.

In some educational establishments, it's actually part of the whole after-school teaching curriculum.

 

[Shikarnov]

Come on, guys, this stuff is like 8th grade math.

In some educational establishments, it's actually part of the whole after-school teaching curriculum.

Sign me up for that school.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Now, those bacon-bras that are all the rage right now... are those front or back hook?

BACON bras?

 

[Dingle Fritz]

Now, those bacon-bras that are all the rage right now... are those front or back hook?

BACON bras?

Google it, the image is not *quite* safe for forum display.

Y

 

[Shikarnov]

^^ I thought it was established during the Jolene Blalock / Randall Slavin period that the whole breast is A-OK so long as there's no nipple showing? Or maybe that was in TNZ only?

 

[Emher]

Nope no sideboobs either. The great Kevin Thomas Riley left the board because of that silliness

Men who can't unhook my back-hooking bra one-handed in the dark aren't good enough for me.

Gotta love a woman with standards.

Um, front clasp bras don't really work for those of us larger girls.

Excellent reason. On oh so many levels.

 

[captcalhoun]

i like bacon.

i like bras.

but a bra made of bacon? WTF?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Sounds fun. The very act of eating the bacon would be part of the fun.

Provided the bra isn't removed first...

 

[Dingle Fritz]

^ Sounds fun. The very act of eating the bacon would be part of the fun.

Provided the bra isn't removed first...

Well, having tried a version of this awhile ago I can say it was one of the more memorable uh... experiences of my life.

All started with a random comment about "porking" and went from there.

Now if you are going to apply bacon or any kind of food product to your lover first start off by showering/bathing. Then either apply cold precooked bacon or cook it but Be Sure It Is Cooled Off Before Applying.

This goes without saying but DO NOT FRY THE BACON WHILE NAKED. Otherwise... ow.

 

[ThankQ]

Tits and bacon.

Shit, take the bacon bra chick, and strap a gun to her hip and while she's filling up her 11-MPG moster truck with gasoline and you'll have the Amerian Dream.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Well front hook bras are a lot sexier when someone is taking one off on Cinemax.

In the real world back hook bras used to cause me a lot of trouble, but I think I have become rather good at it. It's push in and then out. In fact usually that is the theme for the whole rest of the night.

And I do think my girlfriend once told me they don't really make those in her size. She is a 42DD. I am trying to convince her she should be more of a feminist, and not conform to the male patriarchy, and not wear bras at all, but she just gives me this laugh like I am crazy. Oh well some women are just old-fashioned.

I'm a 36DD and I'm gonna tell you why women wear them... Big boobs SAG! If we don't wear bras, boobs end up at our navels...

 

[Trippy]

^ especially after breastfeeding a child or two!

 

[ThankQ]

HEY!!!

TITS AND BACON!!!

(let's take bets on how long it take Trekker4747 to show up)

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Guess this gives the phrase "bacon and eggs" a whole new meaning.

 

[ThankQ]

HEY!!!

TITS AND BACON!!!

(let's take bets on how long it take Trekker4747 to show up)

Hmmm... not working yet....


DEEP FRIED BACON SMOTHERED TITS with cheese!

That should do it.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I'm hungry.

For food, too.

 

[farmkid]

^ especially after breastfeeding a child or two!

My wife would agree with you. When nursing, she's about a G or H cup. She complains a lot about the sagging when she's not nursing, but it really doesn't bother me.

ETA: back on topic, they just don't make front-clasp bras anywhere near large enough for my wife.