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Back-hook bra be gone!

The problem isn't exactly that the back clasp is that hard to unclasp, say from the position of being in front of the woman and doing it behind her back with one hand.

The problem is finding intelligent thought enough in your brain to do so in a pre-coitus situation.


That being said I approve of your height-likings on women ThankQ.
 
The back snap is more fun, in my opinion. I can unsnap it, the anticipation builds, she slowly backs up, then the slow reveal. I find the slow has better rewards then the fast "oh, hey, there they are." It's all in the anticipation.
 
Men who can't unhook my back-hooking bra one-handed in the dark aren't good enough for me.

To be honest, I just wouldn't have enough blood in the upper part of my body capable of doing it, neither would my mental faculties be capable of circumventing the monkey clashing the cymbals in my head. :lol:
 
Rachel: Do you think maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?
Joey: No, I don't have another level!
Rachel: Well, this is romantic.
Joey: I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before. I'm an expert at taking off bras. I can do it with one hand. I can do it with my eyes closed. One time I just looked at one and it popped open! I blame your bra!

:lol:
 
I think everybody is missing the self-evident solution. Make her turn around. :vulcan:

My ex wore nothing but sports bras. Annoying. Half the fun is undoing the clasps.
I love sport bra. They look very nice and, well... mh, sporty.

But for a bra, it's like we're trying to train women how to defuse a bomb behind their backs.
Taking off a bra is quite easy for a woman. Most of us can do it without even having to remove our blouses.
That's because you use magic to do that. I've been pondering about that for a very long time. I've made diagrams. I've made experiments. And that's the only possible explaination. It's magic, I can tell you.
 
Let's do away with the bras with those two little hooks on the back.

Those ones with the little snap in front are so much more wonderful.

Who's with me! Who will come with me! Let's lead this charge.

What do we want? Bras with little fronty snaps! When do we want them? Really rather soon!


Um, front clasp bras don't really work for those of us larger girls.
 
Um, front clasp bras don't really work for those of us larger girls.
Yeah, my wife only wears bras with clasps in the back because that's the only option. She's rather well-endowed, especially since having children, and front-clasp ones don't offer enough support for her and don't come anywhere near large enough.

How big you say? Well, let's just say that it's a good thing I have abnormally large hands, or else there would be even more waste.:)
 
The problem isn't exactly that the back clasp is that hard to unclasp, say from the position of being in front of the woman and doing it behind her back with one hand.

The problem is finding intelligent thought enough in your brain to do so in a pre-coitus situation.

To be honest, I just wouldn't have enough blood in the upper part of my body capable of doing it, neither would my mental faculties be capable of circumventing the monkey clashing the cymbals in my head. :lol:

It becomes a muscular memory and no conscious thought is required.

The internet, providing geeks with instructions they won't ever need, all thanks to Al Gore!

Why am I picturing Sheldon Cooper attempting this with one hand on the girl's back, the other holding the instructions out of her sight? :guffaw:
 
Um, front clasp bras don't really work for those of us larger girls.
Yeah, my wife only wears bras with clasps in the back because that's the only option. She's rather well-endowed, especially since having children, and front-clasp ones don't offer enough support for her and don't come anywhere near large enough.

How big you say? Well, let's just say that it's a good thing I have abnormally large hands, or else there would be even more waste.:)

I'm glad you're into conservation. :bolian:

^Preach it sistah! :techman: Some women actually have boobs!

Amen!
 
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