Back-hook bra be gone!

[Dingle Fritz]

HEY!!!

TITS AND BACON!!!

(let's take bets on how long it take Trekker4747 to show up)

Hmmm... not working yet....


DEEP FRIED BACON SMOTHERED TITS with cheese!

That should do it.

DUDE! NEVER DEEP FRY THE TITS! DUUUUUDE!!!!

 

[Emher]

This topic is taking a less fun turn then I thought it would :/

 

[RJDiogenes]

Seriously, guys. If you're not willing to make this minimal effort ... perhaps you don't deserve the reward.

I can't believe our instant gratification society has sunk to THIS level. I never thought I'd see the day when men complained about removing a woman's bra!

Really?

We're men, we're the ones who said...

"You know, this blow job is nice and all, but you know what this is missing? A big metal ball in the middle of your tongue."

WE're men, we're the ones who said...

"You know, this vagina is nice and all, but I'm afraid it's just no fun unless I get to fuck you in the ass."

We're men, we're the onese who said...

"You know, having tongue-stud, ass-to-mouth sex with you is nice and all, but you know what's missing? Four other women at the same time."

So, really.... is it that surprising?

Well, this was mind-bendingly inaccurate, as chauvinism always is.

 

[Dingle Fritz]

This topic is taking a less fun turn then I thought it would :/

Yeah no pictures, and now we're talking about deep-frying them. I'm all into kink but that's just STRANGE man...

 

[ThankQ]

The BACON was deep fried! NOT THE TITS!

I dangled a modifier, you know, like the great old headline:

"Police Beat Musicans With Guitars"

 

[Misfit Toy]

^A bacon jockstrap would take care of that dangling problem.