Back-hook bra be gone!

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Well front hook bras are a lot sexier when someone is taking one off on Cinemax.

In the real world back hook bras used to cause me a lot of trouble, but I think I have become rather good at it. It's push in and then out. In fact usually that is the theme for the whole rest of the night.

And I do think my girlfriend once told me they don't really make those in her size. She is a 42DD. I am trying to convince her she should be more of a feminist, and not conform to the male patriarchy, and not wear bras at all, but she just gives me this laugh like I am crazy. Oh well some women are just old-fashioned.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Well front hook bras are a lot sexier when someone is taking one off on Cinemax.

Yeah, but most of those boobs on Cinemax are fake.

And I do think my girlfriend once told me they don't really make those in her size. She is a 42DD.

Well, she's right.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Well front hook bras are a lot sexier when someone is taking one off on Cinemax.

Yeah, but most of those boobs on Cinemax are fake.

Well to quote a famous Internet wrestling meme

It's still real to me dammit

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Oh, dear- I seem to have ruined somebody else's childhood.

 

[Plomeek Broth]

I do remember as a teen screwing up once and not being able to get it off. Thank goodness she smiled and removed it for me. Just goes to show there's hope if you are just charismatic, yet royally scew up!

 

[Kitty Worrier]

I hat front clasp bras. They have a tendency to come undone of their own accord at the worst times.

I found this to be true in PE once.

Front clasp bras don't give me good supports, I'll stick with the back hooks, thanks.

 

[ThankQ]

Let's do away with the bras with those two little hooks on the back.

Those ones with the little snap in front are so much more wonderful.

Who's with me! Who will come with me! Let's lead this charge.

What do we want? Bras with little fronty snaps! When do we want them? Really rather soon!

Um, front clasp bras don't really work for those of us larger girls.

I'm sorry, I know this isn't TNZ, but you can't claim a statment like this without providing evidence. Visual evidence. Lots of it. At least 10-12 photos, so we can be sure you just didn't quickly photoshop yourself up three sizes.

You've made the claim, now back it up.

As Carl Sagan said, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Let's just find out how extraordinary you really are!

 

[Bloodwhiner]

I've never undone any bra with more than one hand.. in fact I have never disrobed any woman using anything more than one hand. Even in the foursomes I was involved in way back in my youth (ahh, the memories), I never need used more than one hand.

Of course, I only have one hand....

 

[Crusher Disciple]

I'm sorry, I know this isn't TNZ, but you can't claim a statment like this without providing evidence. Visual evidence. Lots of it. At least 10-12 photos, so we can be sure you just didn't quickly photoshop yourself up three sizes.

You've made the claim, now back it up.

As Carl Sagan said, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Let's just find out how extraordinary you really are!

^

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'm sorry, I know this isn't TNZ, but you can't claim a statment like this without providing evidence. Visual evidence. Lots of it. At least 10-12 photos, so we can be sure you just didn't quickly photoshop yourself up three sizes.

You've made the claim, now back it up.

As Carl Sagan said, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Let's just find out how extraordinary you really are!

^

But he does have a point, though. If I know anything about Carl Sagan, he knew a thing or two about the motion and behaviour of heavenly bodies. [You're fired - someone]

 

[Jan]

Um, front clasp bras don't really work for those of us larger girls.

Yeah, my wife only wears bras with clasps in the back because that's the only option. She's rather well-endowed, especially since having children, and front-clasp ones don't offer enough support for her and don't come anywhere near large enough.

Enell bras Lots more hooks than most guys would want to deal with, though.

Jan

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I love this thread.

 

[Scout101]

Amateurs.

Ain't that the truth. A real man can snap the back hooks while his other hand is busy.

Agreed. Perhaps these people just need more practice? If you do it right, you can basically just snap your fingers and it falls right off...

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Let's do away with the bras with those two little hooks on the back.

Those ones with the little snap in front are so much more wonderful.

Who's with me! Who will come with me! Let's lead this charge.

What do we want? Bras with little fronty snaps! When do we want them? Really rather soon!

Um, front clasp bras don't really work for those of us larger girls.

I'm sorry, I know this isn't TNZ, but you can't claim a statment like this without providing evidence. Visual evidence. Lots of it. At least 10-12 photos, so we can be sure you just didn't quickly photoshop yourself up three sizes.

You've made the claim, now back it up.

As Carl Sagan said, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

Let's just find out how extraordinary you really are!

Phewww, for once I am glad someone beat me to asking CD to take her shirt off. A few more times I would have sounded like a stalker.

Oh and about his post. Ditto.

 

[Spot's Meow]

For those women saying that front clasp bras don't provide enough support and easily come undone, I've had good experiences with the ones I've bought. You have to make sure they are the kind with the crossing straps in the back. Those are very supportive with front clasps. Also I think mine have really good clasps or something because they've never come undone and even I have some trouble unhooking it sometimes.

 

[kes7]

Seriously, guys. If you're not willing to make this minimal effort ... perhaps you don't deserve the reward.

I can't believe our instant gratification society has sunk to THIS level. I never thought I'd see the day when men complained about removing a woman's bra!

 

[Dingle Fritz]

Two solutions... one involves disrobing her with both hands and the other involves getting her to nakedify herself without any intervention on your part. *shrug* If you want 'em you'll figure out a way to get to them.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Seriously, guys. If you're not willing to make this minimal effort ... perhaps you don't deserve the reward.

This.

I view it as something akin to unwrapping a birthday present, or better yet, [insert random smut reference to eating a piece of candy with a creamy center].

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Seriously, guys. If you're not willing to make this minimal effort ... perhaps you don't deserve the reward.

This.

I view it as something akin to unwrapping a birthday present, or better yet, [insert random smut reference to eating a piece of candy with a creamy center].

What about "Pass The Parcel"?

 

[Dingle Fritz]

Seriously, guys. If you're not willing to make this minimal effort ... perhaps you don't deserve the reward.

This.

I view it as something akin to unwrapping a birthday present, or better yet, [insert random smut reference to eating a piece of candy with a creamy center].

Hmm... Sudden craving for candy here.


Now, those bacon-bras that are all the rage right now... are those front or back hook?