Apil 1st joke news items

[Immolatus]

Americans are idiots.

Until your country needs our help. then its were are the Americans? bail us out of this jam. we can't defend ourselves, we can't feed ourselves. help USA

 

[Worf412]

Until your country needs our help, then it's "Where are the Americans? Bail us out of this jam! We can't defend ourselves, and we can't feed ourselves. Help (us) USA!"

If you're going to erroneously insult other countries, at least get your own language correct.