Withers
Captain
So, the question to the newcomers is this: Do you want to see what the rest of the place looks like, or do you just want to stare at some burning shrubbery all day? 'Cause the guys who set the first fire? Yeah, they're coming back with more fireworks, and they're probably gonna burn some more bushes, and if that's what floats your boat, fine, but we're got quite a show over on the boardwalk. Why don't you check it out sometime? Might help you understand why this old park has lasted this long.
It's more like this; a group of people in 2009 dug up a corpse and reanimated it. This corpse was born sometime in the 60's and has some resemblance of what it used to be but in reality its different. The people who dug it up gave it a face lift, told it some new jokes, and taught it some new tricks. The people who originally knew and loved the corpse are mortified that a.) it was dug up in the first place and b.) that it doesn't tell the same jokes, doesn't do the same tricks, and doesn't have the same face it had back in the 60's. The idea of a reanimated corpse brought people to the freak show. Now, the corpse has been reanimated, so in order to keep the attention of the people it has to keep performing (entertaining.)
Will the people who originally knew the corpse ever be happy it was reanimated? No. No matter what tricks it learns or what jokes it tells it won't be the same as it was when it was alive. So they're never going to like it. The fact that it is a reanimated corpse will lose its appeal to new fans of its act because at that point it will just be an entertainer and not a corpse exhumed for the purposes of making profit. To hold onto those fans it'll need to stay fresh.
Would it have been easier to just teach a new person said jokes and tricks? Yes, but the appeal of a resurrected corpse was necessary to get the initial draw.
There's your extended metaphor.
-Withers-
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