All Trek Caption Contest 1: Welcome to Space

[IzzyAtWarp9]

I know there's already caption contests and this one won't be as flash or popular but I haven't seen a general trek one so I'm gonna give it a go. (PS sorry if I use the same pictures/titles as some other contests - it's not deliberate (also this will pretty much all be TOS, TNG, DS9 and movies because that's all I own (DVD not Blu-ray (Oh I have such up to date technology))))

So, week one (oooh exciting!):












Go on peeps - get captionating!

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Wow those pictures are massive I'll try to get them smaller for next week. Does anyone know how to sort that out on Photobucket?

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

I've figured it out never mind I will make them smaller next week

 

[JirinPanthosa]

KIRA: In this dimension they have caption contests in the General Trek Discussion thread!
BASHIR: Setting the shuttle for self destruct.



Picard struggles to hide the fact he just bit his cheek. Data, meanwhile, tries to pick up on the social cue he must be missing.



KIRK: It's distinctly possible.
SPOCK: You mean you didn't use a contraceptive?
KIRK: I didn't think humans could conceive with Orions.



After season 1, Gene Roddenberry shot Gates McFadden in the head and left her in a ditch. Fortunately, she pulled through.



DAX: Julian, I think I need an eye exam.
BASHIR (Off screen): No you don't. Odo's making himself look blurry to mess with you.
ODO: *snicker*

 

[Mario de Monti]

Kira: Do you see what I see?
Bashir: You´re right - that space station does have a Burger King drive-through!




Data (thinking): He is going to barf over my console again ...




Kirk: Why don´t you dance for me like that anymore?




That´s not what Beverly imagined, when Worf told her he tends to bury his problems.




Dax: Julian, I´ve been looking all over for that. And take it out of your mouth - it´s not some alien popsicle!
Sisko: Why did you think it needs batteries?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Officer in background by turbolift (thinking): "WTF?"

Spock: "I would advise caution, Captain. Remember what happened to Mr. Scott when he indulged in something about which he only knew 'it's green.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Who loves ya, baby.

 

[IzzyAtWarp9]

Worst. Party. Ever.




Dax: Quick, get his shoes!