All things RED Dwarf
- Thread starter Toril Toran
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Ackerman : “ I have a date with miss Patricia Connolly this Saturday night. She thinks my eyes are my loveliest feature. If I go like this, I AM ONLY HALF LOVELY!”
Camille: Hi Buddy!
Cat: You're me!
Camille: Who else?
Cat: I'm the object of my own desire?
Camille: Can you think of anyone more deserving?
Cat: Well, if you put it like that, I guess you're right. Damn my vanity!
Lister: What did you see?
Cat: Oh just some gorgeous chunk of loveliness
Lister: Come on, what did you see?
Cat: oooh, what a body!
Lister: What did you see?!?!
Cat: My legs are still shaking
Lister: Cat! What did you see
Cat: Somebody get me a brandy
Cat: You're me!
Camille: Who else?
Cat: I'm the object of my own desire?
Camille: Can you think of anyone more deserving?
Cat: Well, if you put it like that, I guess you're right. Damn my vanity!
Lister: What did you see?
Cat: Oh just some gorgeous chunk of loveliness
Lister: Come on, what did you see?
Cat: oooh, what a body!
Lister: What did you see?!?!
Cat: My legs are still shaking
Lister: Cat! What did you see
Cat: Somebody get me a brandy
I can’t think if any other quotes at the moment. I guess I am going to have to watch Red Dwarf again from the beginning.
I mean…The End.
I mean…The End.
I remember betting you I could climb the disco wall using only me lips...
I just discovered a website called https://www.redbubble.com
That sells Red Dwarf t-shirts.
I may buy one. Or two. Or thirteen
(Disclaimer: I have no affiliation or ties with this website, nor have I bought any if their products. I just discovered the site and thought fans may want to know about it)
It was a moose!
ADDENDUM: I just checked redbubble reviews and their reputation seems questionable.
Buyer beware!
That sells Red Dwarf t-shirts.
I may buy one. Or two. Or thirteen
(Disclaimer: I have no affiliation or ties with this website, nor have I bought any if their products. I just discovered the site and thought fans may want to know about it)
It was a moose!
ADDENDUM: I just checked redbubble reviews and their reputation seems questionable.
Buyer beware!
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LISTER: So, in theory if we offered you the post of replacement hologram would you accept?
HARRISON: No.
LISTER: No?
HARRISON: No, I think, erm, I'm better off where I am.
CAT: But you're dead!
HARRISON: And meeting you guys has really made me appreciate it a whole lot more.
HARRISON: No.
LISTER: No?
HARRISON: No, I think, erm, I'm better off where I am.
CAT: But you're dead!
HARRISON: And meeting you guys has really made me appreciate it a whole lot more.
Rimmer: I've no idea who you are but boarding this vessel is an act of war. Ergo we surrender, and as prisoners of war I invoke the all nations agreement article 39436175880932-B.
Kryten: 39436175880932-B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space?
Rimmer: Can't you let just ONE go? I was talking about the right of POW's to non-violent constraint.
Kryten: But that's 75880932-C sir.
Kryten: 39436175880932-B? All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space?
Rimmer: Can't you let just ONE go? I was talking about the right of POW's to non-violent constraint.
Kryten: But that's 75880932-C sir.
Lister at the Nuremberg rally: Ignore him! He's a complete and total nutter! And he's only got one testicle!
I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly appear, every time I am near!"
- Cat, Back in the Red
- Cat, Back in the Red
Oooooowwwwwwww! How am I looking? I'm looking nice. My suit's nice, my face is nice, my hair is nice. I'm looking really nice.
<takes two steps>
How am I looking now?! I'm still nice. My suit's still nice, my hair's still nice. Pfft. I'm just nice, period.
<takes two steps>
How am I looking now?! I'm still nice. My suit's still nice, my hair's still nice. Pfft. I'm just nice, period.
Ace Rimmer: “You can’t judge a book by its cover.”
Lister: “You can’t confuse Rimmer with a book. A book’s got a spine.”
Lister: “You can’t confuse Rimmer with a book. A book’s got a spine.”
<in German> Do you know who that was? That was Ace Rimmer! We are lucky to be alive!
<Alligator falls on their heads, killing them>
<Alligator falls on their heads, killing them>
Ace : “I bet he’s a sauerkraut.”
Cat : “What was it like being a hamster?”
Lister : “ It was better than being a chicken. Have you seen the size of an egg? Have you seen the size of a chickens’ bum? That’s why I was trying to say in chicken talk ‘For God’s sake, give me an epidural’.”
(DNA)
Lister : “ It was better than being a chicken. Have you seen the size of an egg? Have you seen the size of a chickens’ bum? That’s why I was trying to say in chicken talk ‘For God’s sake, give me an epidural’.”
(DNA)
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You’re the only person to ever get their money back from the odour-eater people
Lady Rimmer was pretty funny too..
“You’re not one of those boring Masculinists, are you?”
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
I will…
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
Fish!
Today’s fish is trout a la crème. Enjoy your meal.
I will…
"Brook Junior."
"What ABOUT Brook Junior?"
"...He isn't your android!"
"What ABOUT Brook Junior?"
"...He isn't your android!"
