All things RED Dwarf

Discussion in 'TV & Media' started by Toril Toran, Sep 28, 2022.

  1. The Knappos

    The Knappos Captain Captain

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    Lasts longer than any other kind of milk, dog’s milk.
    Why’s that, Hol?
    No bugger’ll drink it.
     
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  2. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Holly: “Time is a great healer, unless you’ve got a rash in which case you are better off with ointment.”

    Holly gives great advice. ;)
     
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  3. The Knappos

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  4. Malicia

    Malicia Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    What is this a meeting of the ugly convention?
     
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  5. The Knappos

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    If you're God, turn this into a woman!
    I'm serious!
    So am I!
     
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  6. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Lister: Holly, we've been cornered by a t-rex that was formerly a sparrow and the only thing that can turn it back is in it's stomach. What's your take on the situation?
    Holly: Do you want the short version, or the long?
    Lister: Ooh. Long.
    Holly: You're finished.
    Cat: What's the short version?
    Holly: Bye.
     
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  7. The Knappos

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    There's got to be a way out. There hasn't been a prison built that could hold Derek Custer. Why don't we scrape away this mortar here, slide one of these bricks out, then using a rope weaved from strands of this hessian, rig up a kind of a pulley system so that when a guard comes in, using it as a trip wire, gets laid out, and we put Rimmer in the guard's uniform, he leads us out, we steal some swords, and fight our way back to the 'bug.

    Or, we could use the teleporter.
     
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  8. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    It has been a while since anyone asked, so...

    Would anyone like some toast?


    Sorry. Sorry.

    *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* (hits his head against the wall)

    Now maybe I can..WIN INDEPENDENCE FOR THE SOUTH MOLDAVIAN PEOPLE!

    *BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!* (hits his head against the wall)

    I think I'm alright now.
     
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  9. The Knappos

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    "Hang five, guys, I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, and the fish committed suicide. There's some kind of link here I can't quite make out."
     
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  10. Ar-Pharazon

    Ar-Pharazon Admiral Premium Member

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    LISTER: There are only three alternatives. It thinks we're either a
    threat, food, or a mate. It's gonna either kill us, eat us, or hump
    us. We can either persuade it that we are not that sort of oceanic
    salvage vessel or we scarper pronto.
    CAT: To be diddled by a giant squid on the first date? Think how we'd
    feel in the morning!
     
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  11. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    LISTER: Alright! So you fell in love and it all went horribly wrong, yeah. Join the club. Just you, me, and the rest of the human race. Look Rimmer if you go around without feelin anything you'll be no better than a jellyfish. You'll be no better than a bank manager.
     
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  12. Toril Toran

    Toril Toran Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    LISTER: Why do women always leave me for men that smoke a pipe? I mean natural yogurt eaters. Guys that are obsessed with house prices, and drink wine. It is never beer, is it? It's always wine. What do you want on your cornflakes, darlin? I'll have some wine please. Guys that are obsessed with house prices, and go to antique sales looking for bargains. Reliable, dependible, and lots of other words that end in 'ibble'.
    Smeg!

    CAT: You can tell all that from a photograph?
     
  13. kirk55555

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    https://twitter.com/RedDwarfHQ/status/1634162231951736833?cxt=HHwWgoC-zYn52q0tAAAA

    Just announced on the official Red dwarf twitter, and also on Rob Grant's twitter. I guess this means they'll both now do Red dwarf projects, and just not mess with each other. I'm assuming that Naylor will continue doing TV stuff, and Grant mostly doing other media things (that guess is just based on Naylor having been much more active in TV then Grant). I'm assuming othyer media would include stuff like books, maybe comics and audio drama type stuff, etc. Its a really nice announcement to get, especially since after I finished the show I assumed that would be it because of the rights issues.
     
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  14. The Knappos

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