All things RED Dwarf

[Toril Toran]

Kryten: Go to red alert!
Cat: Forget red! Let 's go all the way up to brown alert!
Kryten: But there's no such thing as brown alert sir
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute! And don't say I didn't alert you!

I've always wanted to see these lines delivered by the crew of the Enterprise.

 

[Toril Toran]

Holly: It turns out it wasn’t five black holes.
Rimmer: What was it?
Holly: Grit. Five specs of grit on the scanner scope. You see the thing about grit is it is black…
Rimmer: Shut up Holly!

 

[The Knappos]

Here’s one that a lot of people who post in forums all over the internet could keep in mind a bit more:

CAT: (slurred, drunk) I think everybody’s right, except me, so just forget I ever spoke.

 

[Toril Toran]

That’s it! I have been insulted enough!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!!!!!

(What was the name of that little mechanoid with the bad comb-over?)

 

[Toril Toran]

That’s it! I have been insulted enough!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!!!!!

(What was the name of that little mechanoid with the bad comb-over?)

Additional: The name of the mechanoid is Hogey the Roguey

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

That’s it! I have been insulted enough!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!!!!!

(What was the name of that little mechanoid with the bad comb-over?)

"You kills my brother"

"No I smegging didn't!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

you know it just hit me: In "Holoship" one of the crewmembers on the Enlightenment is named Randy.

Just felt weird to have a British actor playing a character with that name.

 

[Toril Toran]

Wouldn’t it be a bit funny if Hogey the Roguey became a recurring ( but not permanent) crew member?

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Wouldn’t it be a bit funny if Hogey the Roguey became a recurring ( but not permanent) crew member?

Even as an occasional recurring character, probably not. We saw the same female rogue simulant in S6E3 and S6E5, but continuity is rarely a thing for RD until the reanimated crew in S8.

They mention Lister's battle with the killer kabob from Polymorph while running from the vindaloo beast in D.N.A.

 

[The Knappos]

Wouldn’t it be a bit funny if Hogey the Roguey became a recurring ( but not permanent) crew member?

Given Hoegy wasn't even remotely funny, to me, I have to disagree. I found Hogey incredibly cringe inducing.

They mention Lister's battle with the killer kabob from Polymorph while running from the vindaloo beast in D.N.A.

"How can the same smeg happen to the same guy twice?"

 

[Toril Toran]

I think Hogey is funny because he is supposed to be a killer mechanoid, but he is not even slightly dangerous or threatening. I could almost we him becoming like a pet or mascot.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

This is what Skynet made Talkie Toasters look like.

 

[Toril Toran]

Luggage: “Have you seen my human?”
Cat: “No I haven’t.”
Luggage: “ Gaaah! Probably sent him to the wrong bloody airport again!”

(Stasis Leak)

 

[Guy Gardener]

Latest episode of Succession, they said two little magic words....

"Crypto Fascists".

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Well.

Retroactively, decades ago, 17 year old Lister was preaching about Block Chain, a hundred years from now.

Spooky.

 

[Toril Toran]

Lister:”Kryten, if you have some brilliant plan up your sleeve, now would be the time to tell me.”
Kryten:”No plan, sir. No sleeves.”

(The Inquisitor)

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

Latest episode of Succession, they said two little magic words....

"Crypto Fascists".

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Well.

Retroactively, decades ago, 17 year old Lister was preaching about Block Chain, a hundred years from now.

Spooky.

Cut it off a few seconds too early.
"Give up, the guy's an idiot"
"He's me!"
"Exactly!"

 

[The Knappos]

This is the first song I ever wrote. I-it’s called ’Om’

 

[Toril Toran]

Lister:”We don’t exist here anymore.”
Kryten”Actually sir, we never have existed here anymore. But this is hardly the time to be conjugating verbs in the past impossible never tense.”

(The Inquisitor)


(Or something like that)

It is quotes like this that make me love Red Dwarf.

Smegging brilliant!

 

[Toril Toran]

Holly: “You look like the Turkish entry into the Eurovision Song Contest.”

 

[The Knappos]

“What do you want me to say? ‘Hey, Rimmer, did you know you’re about as popular as a horny dog at a Miss Lovely Legs competition?’”
“That’s what I’d do. I’d say “Hi buddy! How’s it going?!”