I know a lot of people in the cosplay community. We can get this done. We can make this work.Ok, here are some very preliminary thoughts:
Clearly, the overall theme will be "Magic Possum", Awesome place to be, bright colors lots of sun, yadda yadda...and, of course, Rainbow Friendly!
We should have Theme rooms for different interests; Star Trek, of course, but space for other likes, such as Marvel, Who, Star Wars, you get the picture.
Even maybe tie-ins down the road with "real" Superhero guest coloring appearances, dress-up days, crayon autographs, and the like.
Birthdays, Anniversaries, Divorce Parties, Coming-of-Age...
Delicious snackies shamelessly tied to the various necessaries; "BronyBars", "LukeLick Force Pops", "SpideyStickies" (see what I did there?) "IronMan Munchies", "WarpCore" Energy Drink, etc.
Of course, also, the Coloring Books themselves would be themed out to the Bejeezus, and for sale at a Premium a Price, because, Officially Licensed Black-line Master premium paper. Only the best.
Colored Pencil (is that racial micro aggression? If so we can change.) and crayon cases, theme bags for toting supplies, any number of POP add-on sale opportunities, the opportunities will be endless.
I am looking at a number of properties that would allow maximum shenanigans and hi jinks, but still carry some maturity and serious therapeutic relaxation. Plus, Parking. Should it be free? Valet, maybe? Should we validate for X hours? We can decide. If we valet, we could think about dressing the Valliers (?) in costumes also. Oh, they could have a little table set up at the Valet Stand for coloring, when they are not Valleting. Moral and all. And, the car keys/bike locks could be attached to little crayon key chains of the "kid's" favorite color!
Here are some lyrics for a possible theme song:
If you are feeling like
The world is crushing you
Drive your car, ride your bike
To Awesome Possom U
The school where your childhood gives
A place where all can color and relive
A safe zone, ohh-kay to be a kid
Come right on in 'cause co-lo-ring you never did
Tuition may seem to be Pricey
But when you see us you will see we're really Nice-y
As cheap as only One measly buck a day
But don't be cheap, Premium will only-cost-you-three
Maybe you'll get to see a "Real" live superhero
They might even autograph, but not for $Zero
You'll meet some real cool "classmates"
And have some very very fun color dates
Follow the Magic Possum to the Place Where Grownups Come To Stop Pretending They Are Grownups!
Awesome Possum Coloring Commune!
AP, I checked, and if you want, we can trademark the above slogan and business name, so far.
OK, Enough for now, what do you think?
WELL THEN!!! Let's put Crayon to Paper!
Personnel:
Jedi: Head of Venture Capital and Investment
Peach: Lead Teacher
Melakon: Head of Safe Zone Security and Minimization of Microaggression...might have to shorten that title
Dryson: Research (No Flaming or Torching or Agitating, or whatever that is!)
Dennis: Dean of Students ("Yep", "Nope", "Just So"... Nice simple clear communication for Students and Staff!)
tea: Spokesperson and Press
Aldar: Legal
J: Head of Activities.
Guy: Just Because!
'Frakes: Rhymes and Songs...he's good, no worries!
Some First a Thoughts on "Special Language" and Catch-Phrases:
We want this a clear area for our "Brand", so...
"Have a Magic Possum Day"
"Where Grownups Come To Stop Pretending They Are Grownups!"
"The Lines Are Our Friends"
"Let's Stay Between the Lines!"
"Remember, Awesome Possum says..."
"Estèban, where in the hell did you park Miss Woodstock's Microbus?" (Microaggressive?)
Going to the Bathroom:
Some good thoughts here, I think! Since "Pre-School" is big on Euphemisms for everything, so let's get creative:
Urinating = "Number 1" = "Yellow Crayon"
Defecating = ""Number 2" = "Brown Crayon"
Get it? As in:
Miss Peachie, I have to go "Yellow Crayon"!
Or
Mr. HIjol, I have to make "Brown Crayon".
And then, of course,
"Cornflower, did you have a little Yellow Crayon accident?"
Other Suggestions for Personnel or Catchphrases?
Exciting! I am coloring a very cool Millenium Falcon and Enterprise D right now!
What about this for a theme song?
Soft kitty, warm kitty,
Little ball of fur,
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Purr purr purr