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Adult Pre School opens in Brooklyn, NY

Ok, here are some very preliminary thoughts:

Clearly, the overall theme will be "Magic Possum", Awesome place to be, bright colors lots of sun, yadda yadda...and, of course, Rainbow Friendly!
We should have Theme rooms for different interests; Star Trek, of course, but space for other likes, such as Marvel, Who, Star Wars, you get the picture.
Even maybe tie-ins down the road with "real" Superhero guest coloring appearances, dress-up days, crayon autographs, and the like.
Birthdays, Anniversaries, Divorce Parties, Coming-of-Age...
Delicious snackies shamelessly tied to the various necessaries; "BronyBars", "LukeLick Force Pops", "SpideyStickies" (see what I did there?) "IronMan Munchies", "WarpCore" Energy Drink, etc.
Of course, also, the Coloring Books themselves would be themed out to the Bejeezus, and for sale at a Premium a Price, because, Officially Licensed Black-line Master premium paper. Only the best.
Colored Pencil (is that racial micro aggression? If so we can change.) and crayon cases, theme bags for toting supplies, any number of POP add-on sale opportunities, the opportunities will be endless.

I am looking at a number of properties that would allow maximum shenanigans and hi jinks, but still carry some maturity and serious therapeutic relaxation. Plus, Parking. Should it be free? Valet, maybe? Should we validate for X hours? We can decide. If we valet, we could think about dressing the Valliers (?) in costumes also. Oh, they could have a little table set up at the Valet Stand for coloring, when they are not Valleting. Moral and all. And, the car keys/bike locks could be attached to little crayon key chains of the "kid's" favorite color!

Here are some lyrics for a possible theme song:

If you are feeling like
The world is crushing you
Drive your car, ride your bike
To Awesome Possom U

The school where your childhood gives
A place where all can color and relive
A safe zone, ohh-kay to be a kid
Come right on in 'cause co-lo-ring you never did

Tuition may seem to be Pricey
But when you see us you will see we're really Nice-y
As cheap as only One measly buck a day
But don't be cheap, Premium will only-cost-you-three

Maybe you'll get to see a "Real" live superhero
They might even autograph, but not for $Zero
You'll meet some real cool "classmates"
And have some very very fun color dates

Follow the Magic Possum to the Place Where Grownups Come To Stop Pretending They Are Grownups!

Awesome Possum Coloring Commune!

AP, I checked, and if you want, we can trademark the above slogan and business name, so far.

OK, Enough for now, what do you think?
I know a lot of people in the cosplay community. We can get this done. We can make this work.


WELL THEN!!! Let's put Crayon to Paper!

Personnel:
Jedi: Head of Venture Capital and Investment
Peach: Lead Teacher
Melakon: Head of Safe Zone Security and Minimization of Microaggression...might have to shorten that title
Dryson: Research (No Flaming or Torching or Agitating, or whatever that is!)
Dennis: Dean of Students ("Yep", "Nope", "Just So"... Nice simple clear communication for Students and Staff!)
tea: Spokesperson and Press
Aldar: Legal
J: Head of Activities.
Guy: Just Because!
'Frakes: Rhymes and Songs...he's good, no worries!


Some First a Thoughts on "Special Language" and Catch-Phrases:

We want this a clear area for our "Brand", so...

"Have a Magic Possum Day"
"Where Grownups Come To Stop Pretending They Are Grownups!"
"The Lines Are Our Friends"
"Let's Stay Between the Lines!"
"Remember, Awesome Possum says..."
"Estèban, where in the hell did you park Miss Woodstock's Microbus?" (Microaggressive?)



Going to the Bathroom:

Some good thoughts here, I think! Since "Pre-School" is big on Euphemisms for everything, so let's get creative:

Urinating = "Number 1" = "Yellow Crayon"
Defecating = ""Number 2" = "Brown Crayon"
Get it? As in:

Miss Peachie, I have to go "Yellow Crayon"!
Or
Mr. HIjol, I have to make "Brown Crayon".
And then, of course,
"Cornflower, did you have a little Yellow Crayon accident?"

Other Suggestions for Personnel or Catchphrases?

Exciting! I am coloring a very cool Millenium Falcon and Enterprise D right now!




What about this for a theme song?

Soft kitty, warm kitty,
Little ball of fur,
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Purr purr purr
 
Coco Pops 1967 wrote:

What about this for a theme song?

Soft kitty, warm kitty,
Little ball of fur,
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Purr purr purr
Love it, but. We gotta tie "possum" in to the theme. Substituting "possum" for "kitty" works, but I do not know what sound a Possum makes?
"INFRACT"! ???
"WARN"! ???
"MODDIEMODDIEMODDIE"! ???
I really don't know!?
But you are welcome to join us, Coco!
 
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Oh look who's being dismissive about concerns over limiting free speech via, basically, good intentions gone too far.

These are disheartening days in academia. Some students are demanding "trigger warnings" about material that may be emotionally distressing. Others insist that some political points of view are just too offensive to be discussed. We're all for sensitivity and we are against racism and sexism. But colleges have always been bastions of free expression because the learning process requires students to debate controversial and occasionally disturbing ideas. UC has done a disservice to that noble academic goal.
--from the second link
 
Ok, I tried to be a careful and critical reader of those links above, and what I think I understand is that, from now on, our discourse is going to become a lot simpler.

List of Allowed Conversational Words/Phrases Between People:

Hello, How are you?
I am well. ("fine" might imply an appearance judgement)

Have a good day.
You have a good day, too.


I am sure there are more, but I racked my brain.

Asking about family or job or health is, of course, right out, because of the possible replies translating into "No Job", "No Family/Bad Family/Too Much Family", "Bad Health", and the like...

You can all come up with your own warning/danger areas, but at least there wont be those people blocking the door droning on about inanities and stupidities (whoops, micro aggression regarding potential intellect!)

Man, this is gonna take some getting used to!
 
Ok, I tried to be a careful and critical reader of those links above, and what I think I understand is that, from now on, our discourse is going to become a lot simpler.

Good for you to look at the positive. ;)

List of Allowed Conversational Words/Phrases Between People:

Hello, How are you?
I am well. ("fine" might imply an appearance judgement)

Have a good day.
You have a good day, too.


I am sure there are more, but I racked my brain.

Asking about family or job or health is, of course, right out, because of the possible replies translating into "No Job", "No Family/Bad Family/Too Much Family", "Bad Health", and the like...

You can all come up with your own warning/danger areas, but at least there wont be those people blocking the door droning on about inanities and stupidities (whoops, micro aggression regarding potential intellect!)

Man, this is gonna take some getting used to!

It's the Demolition Man future.
 
Ok, I tried to be a careful and critical reader of those links above, and what I think I understand is that, from now on, our discourse is going to become a lot simpler.

List of Allowed Conversational Words/Phrases Between People:

Hello, How are you?
I am well. ("fine" might imply an appearance judgement)

Have a good day.
You have a good day, too.


I am sure there are more, but I racked my brain.

Asking about family or job or health is, of course, right out, because of the possible replies translating into "No Job", "No Family/Bad Family/Too Much Family", "Bad Health", and the like...

You can all come up with your own warning/danger areas, but at least there wont be those people blocking the door droning on about inanities and stupidities (whoops, micro aggression regarding potential intellect!)

Man, this is gonna take some getting used to!

:rolleyes:
 
There is that word again: dismissive.
You know, that is starting to trigger me. ;)

No, not really.

I'm trying to put into words that it's better to not take offence too easily without saying "grow a thicker skin"... these pin-prick, as you said, can get to you, I know.
But I think it's a bit unfair to those people to ascribe their ignorance to bigotry when they are unaware of the offence that is taken.
That's why it is so important - as annoying, tedious and repetitious as that always is - to talk to those people. If they react with wilful ignorance then, yes, it's clearly a case of bigotry.
If they are understanding... well, the sexist, racism, homophobia that people have internalized won't go away over night. Personal, direct interaction with people will erode it, though, even if it is just one person at a time - that's what I hope, at least.

See, I'm not even sure why we are debating, because I agree with all that and wouldn't say otherwise...
 
Coco Pops 1967 wrote:

What about this for a theme song?

Soft kitty, warm kitty,
Little ball of fur,
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
Purr purr purr
Love it, but. We gotta tie "possum" in to the theme. Substituting "possum" for "kitty" works, but I do not know what sound a Possum makes?
"INFRACT"! ???
"WARN"! ???
"MODDIEMODDIEMODDIE"! ???
I really don't know!?
But you are welcome to join us, Coco!
Possums make scary noises in real life. But basing it on m.

Soft possum, warm possum,
Unsettling ball of fur,
Happy possum, sleepy possum,
Meh meh meh.
 
^ You're a mod. You can change. If you have to. I guess.

Actually, if TrekBBS members were Red Green characters, Possum would be Buzz the bush pilot:

[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372nk7vgzAI[/yt]
 
^^at Pondwater
The more the merrier! And, I AM a Merry Man!
Yay!
@thestrangequark, *SQUEEEE!* That is so cute! :D

@Pondwater, @HIjol, @Timewalker, and anyone else who wants to color at my house, that would be awesome! Coloring books, crafts, and just having fun! :D

On a side note, I try very hard to be a safe space everywhere I go. Anyone can approach me and not fear that I will judge them based on their gender, orientation, or physical ability. Everyone should feel comfortable in their own skin, and know that they won't be judged merely for being who they are.
Yay!
 
There is that word again: dismissive.
You know, that is starting to trigger me. ;)

No, not really.

I'm trying to put into words that it's better to not take offence too easily without saying "grow a thicker skin"... these pin-prick, as you said, can get to you, I know.
But I think it's a bit unfair to those people to ascribe their ignorance to bigotry when they are unaware of the offence that is taken.
That's why it is so important - as annoying, tedious and repetitious as that always is - to talk to those people. If they react with wilful ignorance then, yes, it's clearly a case of bigotry.
If they are understanding... well, the sexist, racism, homophobia that people have internalized won't go away over night. Personal, direct interaction with people will erode it, though, even if it is just one person at a time - that's what I hope, at least.

See, I'm not even sure why we are debating, because I agree with all that and wouldn't say otherwise...

:)
 
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