Adult Pre School opens in Brooklyn, NY

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  1. Gingerbread Demon

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  2. Gov Kodos

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    Re: Adult Pre School opens in Brooklen NY

    Some may say she's helping folks reconnect to their youth, others may say she is enabling the ongoing extension and initialization of childhood in society. More likely, she is just taking advantage of the dictum 'There's a sucker born every minute.'
     
  3. Gingerbread Demon

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    Re: Adult Pre School opens in Brooklen NY

    There is embracing your inner child, then there is this.
     
  4. bbjeg

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    Right here buddy.
    I'm guessing it's BYOB.
     
  5. Amaris

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    I don't need an adult preschool to wear a unicorn headband.
     
  6. bbjeg

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    Well, unicorn headbands are more fun in groups.
     
  7. HIjol

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    Ok, but look how nicely they are sitting, and notice how wonderfully they are sharing the learning materials! Though, I think teacher needs to redirect the attention of SilverTiaraGirl, because her eyes are wandering a little bit.

    Plus: I hope none of the students have Rotini allergies!
     
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    Re: Adult Pre School opens in Brooklen NY

    This.
     
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    "The price of a Preschool Mastermind course is determined by a sliding scale, staring at $333 and going all the way to $999. For that money Joni promises a magical return to the beneficial lessons of preschool."

    What, like washing your hands after going to the bathroom?
     
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    Given those prices, this is clearly an activity for Bored Rich White People.
     
  11. Tora Ziyal

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    The price is ridiculous, but the concept itself sounds kind of fun.
     
  12. HIjol

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    Oh, ye of Little Childhood! Where has your Inner Child gone?

    Ok, a Grandski is a lotta lettuce,

    but 5 therapy sessions with that Bastard/Bastardette who never ever "got" you, and why in the HELL did you Marry/Have a Relationship with him/her anyway, and who lies to the Therapist about things in The First Place...

    Making popcorn and Rotini Garrottes and sitting with toys and people who are shittons way worse off than you, anyway, doesn't seem so bad...

    ...maybe they have Financial Aid or Scholarships, or some shit...
     
  13. Gingerbread Demon

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    I don't know if it would be that fun. They look like pretentious hipsters
     
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    i like to imagine thats what those hipsters would be doing anyway if someone wasn't charging them.
     
  15. RoJoHen

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    It is.
     
  16. Amaris

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    Everybody come over to my house. I have lots of coloring books and crayons. We'll lay down in the floor, on blankets, and color. We could also tell lots of fun jokes and stories. No charge.
     
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    Actually, if you look, it's the front of a castle. :wtf:
     
  18. Amaris

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    Hmm... that's odd.
     
  19. Gingerbread Demon

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    And the silver tiara girl is looking at everyone and her eyes appear to be wandering.
     
  20. HIjol

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    You noticed that, also! :)