Rear Doctor:
Phlox teaches Archer how to become an asshole (by withholding a cure to a deadly disease).
Phlox teaches Archer how to become an asshole (by withholding a cure to a deadly disease).
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We'll always hate Paris
The crew has had it with Picard's continual references to his French heritage and allusions to 'highbrow culture'.
The crew has had it with Picard's continual references to his French heritage and allusions to 'highbrow culture'.
The Loud:
The engineering crew are sick of B'lelanna's constant yelling, they're threatening to go on strike if she doesn't pipe down.
The engineering crew are sick of B'lelanna's constant yelling, they're threatening to go on strike if she doesn't pipe down.
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Episode about a Bynar's struggle for his/her right to express his/her individuality to a slightly greater degree.
Episode about a Bynar's struggle for his/her right to express his/her individuality to a slightly greater degree.
Two Ways and two nights:
Trip and Malcom hope to get laid on Risa two nights in a row.. the rest is history.
Trip and Malcom hope to get laid on Risa two nights in a row.. the rest is history.
Tax - Jadzia faces a huge income tax bill due to Curzon not paying his taxes before he died.
Duel - Kira and Aamin Marritza fight to the death, for some reason.
Year of Shell - The Voyager crew spend a whole year trapped in a shell.
First Fight - We go back in time a few years to see Starfleet's warp two velocity fight.
Duel - Kira and Aamin Marritza fight to the death, for some reason.
Year of Shell - The Voyager crew spend a whole year trapped in a shell.
First Fight - We go back in time a few years to see Starfleet's warp two velocity fight.
Fir Haven:
Tom Paris has created a very accurate simulation of a fir tree forest, with bears and all. Nobody on the ship gives a damn about it. Annoyed by the general disinterest, Paris angrily erases his program.
Tom Paris has created a very accurate simulation of a fir tree forest, with bears and all. Nobody on the ship gives a damn about it. Annoyed by the general disinterest, Paris angrily erases his program.
Dorkling
The EMH tries to improve upon his social graces. He isn't very successful, to put it mildly.
The EMH tries to improve upon his social graces. He isn't very successful, to put it mildly.
Zorkforce
>N
You are lost in the Delta Quadrant
>N
You are lost in the Delta Quadrant
>N
You see a planet full of orchids.
>Pick orchids
Tuvok and Neelix have become one being.
>Restart
>N
You are lost in the Delta Quadrant
>N
You are lost in the Delta Quadrant
>N
You see a planet full of orchids.
>Pick orchids
Tuvok and Neelix have become one being.
>Restart
Pun Pals - Data meets a little girl who enjoys making plays on words. He gets none of them. Frustrated, he goes to Ambassador Spock's house and vents.
Peat Performance - The Enterprise helps a colony in the midst of terraforming lay down sod.
Peat Performance - The Enterprise helps a colony in the midst of terraforming lay down sod.
Work Farce :
The crew is sick of Neelix' presence on board the ship but they feel like short of setting Janeway's hair on fire there is nothing he could do that will ever get him fired. So they decide to lure him away with a fake job offer from a distant planet.
The crew is sick of Neelix' presence on board the ship but they feel like short of setting Janeway's hair on fire there is nothing he could do that will ever get him fired. So they decide to lure him away with a fake job offer from a distant planet.
Who Watches the Catchers?
On the advice of his friend Ben Sisko, Geordi takes a woman to the holodeck on a date to watch Spring Training. It is their last date.
On the advice of his friend Ben Sisko, Geordi takes a woman to the holodeck on a date to watch Spring Training. It is their last date.
Some movies:
Star Trek: The Lotion Picture
The first porn parody (Ilia is completely shaved... a rarity for 1970s women).
Star Trek II: The Wreath of Khan
It's Christmastime on Ceti Alpha V, and Khan decides to hand deliver a vintage copy of Moby Dick to his best friend.
Star Trek III: The Search for Stock
Produced in cooperation with CNBC.
Star Trek IV: The Voyager Home
Voyager finds itself inexplicably in modern day San Francisco due to a confusing series of events. Oh wait, no, that's Future's End.
Star Trek V: The Finale Frontier
What does God need with a [woman/anti-time anomaly/Fire Cave/transwarp network/holodeck]?
Star Trek VI: The Hun Discovered Country
It's like that episode with the Ancient Roman Planet, but it's a planet full of Attila's people.
Star Trek General Ions
A Star Trek story full of bunk science and nonsense phrases. Another one, I mean.
Star Trek: First Contacts
The story of Geordi La Forge's first foray into corrective lenses
Star Trek: Insurrections
The crew of the Enterprise-E rebel against Captain Picard and his away team after they rebel against the Federation.
Star Trek Nemeses
Shinzon, Ru'afo, the Borg Queen, and Tolian Soran team up to form the evil Legion of Villainy and take down planet Earth once and for all.
Star Tree
It's Christmastime, again, and Nero just wants to plant a Christmas tree on Vulcan. He fails.
Star Trek Into Harkness
The Doctor Who/Star Trek crossover we've all been waiting for. Guest starring John Barrowman.
Star Trek Be Bond
Picard is tired of Dixon Hill holoprograms, and decides to try out another 20th century pop culture action icon. One that actually makes sense with his accent.
Star Trek: The Lotion Picture
The first porn parody (Ilia is completely shaved... a rarity for 1970s women).
Star Trek II: The Wreath of Khan
It's Christmastime on Ceti Alpha V, and Khan decides to hand deliver a vintage copy of Moby Dick to his best friend.
Star Trek III: The Search for Stock
Produced in cooperation with CNBC.
Star Trek IV: The Voyager Home
Voyager finds itself inexplicably in modern day San Francisco due to a confusing series of events. Oh wait, no, that's Future's End.
Star Trek V: The Finale Frontier
What does God need with a [woman/anti-time anomaly/Fire Cave/transwarp network/holodeck]?
Star Trek VI: The Hun Discovered Country
It's like that episode with the Ancient Roman Planet, but it's a planet full of Attila's people.
Star Trek General Ions
A Star Trek story full of bunk science and nonsense phrases. Another one, I mean.
Star Trek: First Contacts
The story of Geordi La Forge's first foray into corrective lenses
Star Trek: Insurrections
The crew of the Enterprise-E rebel against Captain Picard and his away team after they rebel against the Federation.
Star Trek Nemeses
Shinzon, Ru'afo, the Borg Queen, and Tolian Soran team up to form the evil Legion of Villainy and take down planet Earth once and for all.
Star Tree
It's Christmastime, again, and Nero just wants to plant a Christmas tree on Vulcan. He fails.
Star Trek Into Harkness
The Doctor Who/Star Trek crossover we've all been waiting for. Guest starring John Barrowman.
Star Trek Be Bond
Picard is tired of Dixon Hill holoprograms, and decides to try out another 20th century pop culture action icon. One that actually makes sense with his accent.
Shrek:
A big fat Vulcan is having trouble keeping his emotions in check. Picard mind melds with him, with disastrous consequences.
A big fat Vulcan is having trouble keeping his emotions in check. Picard mind melds with him, with disastrous consequences.
Tuvox:
Another transporter accident between Tuvok and a Denobulan traveler over 250 years in age creates a horrible disfigured abomination that begs for execution.
Another transporter accident between Tuvok and a Denobulan traveler over 250 years in age creates a horrible disfigured abomination that begs for execution.
Bottle Lines:
Sisko and Opaka go to the gamma Quadrant and stumble upon an endless drinking competition between two groups of immortal aliens. Bashir discovers that they can't afford to get drunk there not even once (because it's so damn expensive!). It's too late for Opaka so they have to leave her behind (washing dishes to pay for the booze).
Sisko and Opaka go to the gamma Quadrant and stumble upon an endless drinking competition between two groups of immortal aliens. Bashir discovers that they can't afford to get drunk there not even once (because it's so damn expensive!). It's too late for Opaka so they have to leave her behind (washing dishes to pay for the booze).
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Cooking for Par Mach in All the Wrong Places - Worf decides to take up cooking Klingon cuisine to impress a Klingon woman. Acid indigestion, hilarity, and a plot to blow up the station ensues.
The Measure of a Man's - sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
The Naked Ow - sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
The Measure of a Man's - sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
The Naked Ow - sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
Feces:
You don't want to know...
You don't want to know...
Tunix
When in the transporter buffer, Tuvok's pattern accidentally merges with the source code of an ancient and obscure earth computer operating system.
To the crew's unsettlement, this time the resulting hybrid is actually more logical, stable, and efficient than the original Tuvok.
When in the transporter buffer, Tuvok's pattern accidentally merges with the source code of an ancient and obscure earth computer operating system.
To the crew's unsettlement, this time the resulting hybrid is actually more logical, stable, and efficient than the original Tuvok.
Starship Vine:
Picard is trying to grow grape-vines in the arboretum. One night, while looking for his saddle, he sees someone looking like Tuvok trying to steal his grapes. Picard shoots him with a crossbow.
Picard is trying to grow grape-vines in the arboretum. One night, while looking for his saddle, he sees someone looking like Tuvok trying to steal his grapes. Picard shoots him with a crossbow.
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