About Tuvix:

[Guy Gardener]

I wonder if the "real" copyrighted recipes for Coca Cola and Fanta are used in the Federation replicators?

I mean, even a 22nd century Tricorder should be able to kick it's ass.

Meanwhile if they won't replicate real sugar, why the hell would they allow people to consume something as toxic as Coca Cola?

 

[Gov Kodos]

It's a Ferengi ploy.

The whole of what we've seen in Trek is a situation comedy Holoprogram they are trying to sell to the Scarrans.

 

[Guy Gardener]

You say comedy, and I say interactive menu.

Menu menu?

I mean that they eat people, they humans.

The ramifications of Tuvix on the next 5 episodes.

#225 Resolutions = Captain Tuvix

#226 Basics, Part One = Hogan lives.

#301 Basics, Part Two = Tuvix slays a worm with his bow?

#302 Flashback = Life threatening Syphilis

#303 The Chute = Tuvix drives Neelix's ship to the rescue.

Actually if Captain Tuvix hadn't gone back for Janeway, it's unlikely that Basics would have happened. The ship went backwards for 5 months, and that is the only reason how the Kazon were able to catch up, cast their net and snare the Star Ship.

 

[Melakon]

Picard was right. It's all an elaborate simulation, running on a small device, sitting on someone's table.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

A Coke and A Fanta got mixed together, Janeway separated them. If Tuvok beamed up with a dog and turned into a TuDog, we shouldn't unmix it? TuDog being an individual, mind of a dog not withstanding?

"But Captain Janeway you don't understand, all my life I have wanted to lick my balls and AT LAST I can do it and now you wish to take this from me? I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"

Janeway peeled TuDog from her leg and beckoned to the EMH.

"Do it."

 

[Kobayshi Maru]

I guess we can blame a time traveling Kes for anything convenient.

I'd love to see a Myriad Universe novella where Janeway chose to let Tuvix live.

In that case, why not Braxton? He could have done a great deal of damage throughout Voyager's history before they arrested him...

 

[Guy Gardener]

Because Braxton is a Chump.

 

[Gov Kodos]

A Coke and A Fanta got mixed together, Janeway separated them. If Tuvok beamed up with a dog and turned into a TuDog, we shouldn't unmix it? TuDog being an individual, mind of a dog not withstanding?

"But Captain Janeway you don't understand, all my life I have wanted to lick my balls and AT LAST I can do it and now you wish to take this from me? I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!"

Janeway peeled TuDog from her leg and beckoned to the EMH.

"Do it."

I SO want to see this episode.

Now, had it been a cat I might have been able to see it.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yeah. Who would ever want less cat in a person? More cat would be always better.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Two words: Dwayne Dibbly.

 

[MacLeod]

I do really like this episode, because the moral issues are so complex, I can see both sides. I do think that Tuvix had a right to his own life, and that Janeway was morally wrong. But...would Voyager have been as strong and capable of surviving as a community without Tuvok and Neelix separately? What if everyone on Voyager, including Tuvix, would have died if Janeway had chosen differently?

I will say I liked Tuvix better than Neelix or Tuvok.

But what if by choosing the course she did, Janeway made Voyager weaker, What if by keeping Tuvix they might have got home earlier.

You can play what if all you like, and whilst I can see both sides, the simple fact was Tuvix was a sentient being and entitled to all the freedoms granted a sentient being by the Federation.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Do you think that Janeway ever did anything so awful (Swarm!) that she wiped the ships logs and strongly urged the crew to shut the fuck up?

 

[Melakon]

She had Tuvok do a mind touch on everybody for things not to be remembered. "Forget."

 

[Guy Gardener]

Since everyone except Kim, Seven and Naomi is a quantum duplicate, and have no rights under Federation law, I do not see any problem with that Melakon

 

[Melakon]

Oh, I misread the question. But that's why nobody remembers anything about anything. Tuvok makes nightly visits each week, erasing memories about everything.

 

[urbandefault]

Tuvix was uncontrollably flatulent.

 

[Guy Gardener]

But his sphincter had the strength of two men's sphincters!

 

[urbandefault]

But his sphincter had the strength of two men's sphincters!

And still could not be controlled. Therefore, it was either the transporter or the airlock.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Two words: Dwayne Dibbly.

That's Neelix and a cat.

 

[T'Girl]

Tuvok makes nightly visits each week, erasing memories about everything.

While Janeway frantically repairs the ship each night so no one notices the damage from yesterday battle.