Us being trekkies and all, we can't be expected to have much junk to speak of really... that would be too much to ask.
Um, speak for yourself?
A stranger just grabbed my junk.
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Um, speak for yourself?
I demand proof! 
Oops, wait!
Oops, wait!
i must be getting old
i went out in the cold
heard a clunk
and on the floor was my junk
i went out in the cold
heard a clunk
and on the floor was my junk
i must be getting old
i went out in the cold
heard a clunk
and on the floor was my junk
Add
"No loss, truth be told"
And you've got something resembling a limerick.
What's a "Five Guys"?
Regional/National chain of "fast food" hamburger restaurants with some of the best "fast food" hamburgers and fries available.
What's a "Five Guys"?
Euphemism for a homosexual gangbang, I'd wager.
^ or a handjob.
Now I'm even more confused.
What were these two girls doing at a homosexual gangbang?
So I'm over in line at Five Guys getting me some dinner and they're quite crowded. There's a couple of cute girls in line in front of me, I smile lightly at them, they smile back. No big deal.
When a heavy set guy, having retrieved his order, brushes past quite aggressively. Well, the cuter of the two infront of me (she looked like a younger Bitchelle from 24!) lost her footing on her huge, clunky, heeled boots she was wearing and stumbled backwards. For some reason or other she decided to brace her fall by pushing her right arm/hand backwards, resting it on my crotch, and even grasping a bit. In my quickness I also caught her fall by catching her in the waist area with my right arm.
She looked up at me, said "Sorry." blushed, lightly; I said, "No problem" and then life went on.
Five Guys, eh? Are you a D.C. man? I know they're opening some in NYC pretty quick. It's a pretty good burger. I especially like to order it when I'm at Dulles Airport (and they serve beer at that Five Guys).
What's a "Five Guys"?
Euphemism for a homosexual gangbang, I'd wager.
Don't play coy with the "I'd wager" bit. Like you haven't been there and done them.
Cool. I'll check them out next time I'm in Toronto.
But, wait--you mean--blaXXer lied?
So I'm over in line at Five Guys getting me some dinner and they're quite crowded. There's a couple of cute girls in line in front of me, I smile lightly at them, they smile back. No big deal.
When a heavy set guy, having retrieved his order, brushes past quite aggressively. Well, the cuter of the two infront of me (she looked like a younger Bitchelle from 24!
She looked up at me, said "Sorry." blushed, lightly; I said, "No problem" and then life went on.
Five Guys, eh? Are you a D.C. man? I know they're opening some in NYC pretty quick. It's a pretty good burger. I especially like to order it when I'm at Dulles Airport (and they serve beer at that Five Guys).
I'm in Olathe, Kansas (a suburb of Kansas City.)
Cool. I'll check them out next time I'm in Toronto.
But, wait--you mean--blaXXer lied?
I'm not sure they have any Canadian locations.
Cool. I'll check them out next time I'm in Toronto.
But, wait--you mean--blaXXer lied?
I'm not sure they have any Canadian locations.
Drag. I just assumed they had a franchise wherever there was a red dot.
The more rare thing would be finding a topic which hasn't been hijacked!
Apologies to poor Trekker!
Us being trekkies and all, we can't be expected to have much junk to speak of really... that would be too much to ask.
My junk has been hijacked by this thread.
I demand proof!
Oops, wait!
Should have asked Sunday morning when I was still pretty drunk coming in from my Saturday night shenanigans.
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