Trick or CAPTION THIS!

Spaceman Spiff

Intrepid Explorer

Administrator

• Oct 22, 2009

• #1

We're getting started a little late this year, but I always like to have a Hallowe'en-themed "Caption This!"

I'll try to add a couple of new pictures every day until the 31st. Feel free to caption any and all!

First up:

 

Chocolate Log

Captain

Captain

• Oct 23, 2009

• #2

Picture 1:
Wolfman: No I swear this color is all natural.

 

tharpdevenport

Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 23, 2009

• #3

Wolfman: "listen -- could you make this snappy? Costello is having trouble popping and needs me to litterally scare the shit out of him."

"Oh. OH! Oh, god! What are those two girls doign with that cu -- AGH!!!"

 

Shatmandu

Vice Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 23, 2009

• #4

Wolfman: "How I let you talk me into cornrows last time, I'll never know."

Lou the Barber: "So, you gettin' any?"
Wolfman, demure: "Lets just say Mrs. Frankenstein got a new streak in her hair last night."

 

Gecko of Gorn

Commodore

Commodore

• Oct 23, 2009

• #5

Lou the Barber: So youse got anything planned for tonight?

Wolfie: Just cocktails at Trader Vic's, old boy.

 

Skywalker

Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 23, 2009

• #6

Wolf-Man: "Those scissors aren't made out of silver, are they?"

 

Daneel

Rear Admiral

Rear Admiral

• Oct 23, 2009

• #7

Gecko of Gorn said:

Lou the Barber: So youse got anything planned for tonight?

Wolfie: Just cocktails at Trader Vic's, old boy.

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Lou the Barber: I hear they make an excellent piña colada. You should give that one a try.

BARBER: "You want it all shaved off? Really?"

JOAQUIN PHOENIX: "Yeah, I think it might be about time for a new look."

PHANTOM: "Oh, come on! Gerard Butler?! He can't even sing that well! Who the hell is going to buy into this?!"

 

The Laughing Vulcan

Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 23, 2009

• #8

Wolfie: "How much?"
Barber: "2 bits."
Wolfie: "I'll have a short back and sides... and front, and top... and bottom..."
Barber: "2 silver bits."
Wolfie: "Damn! Just comb out the lice then."

"Those BBS-ers, they're going to make a Michael Jackson quip, I just know it. Aaaargghhh"

 

Deranged Nasat

Vice Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 23, 2009

• #9

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz prepares to read some poetry.

 

Neroon

Neroon - Mod of Balance

Moderator

• Oct 23, 2009

• #10

Ever since he'd lost his glasses, Floyd had no idea that Barney had become a barber's dream.

Music of the night? Right now I'm needing some Pepcid of the night after she hit that high note.

 

Skywalker

Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 24, 2009

• #11

Phantom: "Hello, I'm here for the Emperor Palpatine audition."

 

Shatmandu

Vice Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 24, 2009

• #12

Wolfman: "My taint's all matted again."
Lou the Barber: "Sweet."

 

M'Sharak

Definitely Herbert. Maybe.

Moderator

• Oct 24, 2009

• #13

"Merde -- knocked the organ bench over. Look, can we go back to where Christine
pulls the mask off and do it again?"

 

Aragorn

Fleet Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 24, 2009

• #14

The Obama health care plan had a bit of a drawback when it came to waiting time.

This week on Nip/Tuck...

 

tharpdevenport

Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 24, 2009

• #15

Wolfman: "I tell ya -- these kids these days, they don't even know who the fuck Costello is; never mind Abbott! Suites me just fine, I don't give a shit about Wayne Brady anyway. Am I being prissy?"
Hair guy: "Prissy? No, no prissy."
Wolfman: "Good. I'd hate to be prissy."
Hair guy: "No, pompous on the other hand..."

 

Last edited: Oct 24, 2009

Jonas Grumby

Vice Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 24, 2009

• #16

Barber: "So, still dating Maria Ouspenskaya?"

Wolfman: "Oh, yeah. You know, Bob, she's the only woman I've ever met who really seems to understand me."

Phantom: "Argh! Another penis! Is there no one in Bangkok who is what they seem to be?!"

 

RJDiogenes

Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion

Premium Member

• Oct 25, 2009

• #17

Spookman Spiff said:

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"Your hair is PERFECT!"

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The Phantom loved Christine dearly, but her taste in sculpture was making him rethink their whole relationship.

 

RJDiogenes

Idealistic Cynic and Canon Champion

Premium Member

• Oct 25, 2009

• #18

Spookman Spiff said:

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"Nothing personal, Pierre, but I wouldn't even be here if my dad didn't threaten to beat me to death with his cane."

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Queen's A Night At The Opera was not exactly what the Phantom expected.

 

Jonas Grumby

Vice Admiral

Admiral

• Oct 25, 2009

• #19

Wolfman: "Man, I have had it with meeting girls through online dating services! I swear, if I hear 'You're not quite what I expected' one more time..."

Phantom: "Urgh! A Rose Marie close-up on a 60-inch TV screen is not for the faint of heart!"

 

Zulu Romeo

World Famous Starship Captain

Admiral

• Oct 25, 2009

• #20

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice something.... (look at the bottom of the pic)

Anyway...

"What was that about collars and cuffs....?"

"If you think my face is impressive, you should see my immense organ."

Robot Devil said:

PHANTOM: "Oh, come on! Gerard Butler?! He can't even sing that well! Who the hell is going to buy into this?!"

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Quoted for truth.