Trick or CAPTION THIS!

[Spaceman Spiff]

We're getting started a little late this year, but I always like to have a Hallowe'en-themed "Caption This!"

I'll try to add a couple of new pictures every day until the 31st. Feel free to caption any and all!

First up:

 

[Chocolate Log]

Picture 1:
Wolfman: No I swear this color is all natural.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Wolfman: "listen -- could you make this snappy? Costello is having trouble popping and needs me to litterally scare the shit out of him."

"Oh. OH! Oh, god! What are those two girls doign with that cu -- AGH!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Wolfman: "How I let you talk me into cornrows last time, I'll never know."

Lou the Barber: "So, you gettin' any?"
Wolfman, demure: "Lets just say Mrs. Frankenstein got a new streak in her hair last night."

 

[Gecko of Gorn]

Lou the Barber: So youse got anything planned for tonight?

Wolfie: Just cocktails at Trader Vic's, old boy.

 

[Skywalker]

Wolf-Man: "Those scissors aren't made out of silver, are they?"

 

[Daneel]

Lou the Barber: So youse got anything planned for tonight?

Wolfie: Just cocktails at Trader Vic's, old boy.

Lou the Barber: I hear they make an excellent piña colada. You should give that one a try.

BARBER: "You want it all shaved off? Really?"

JOAQUIN PHOENIX: "Yeah, I think it might be about time for a new look."

PHANTOM: "Oh, come on! Gerard Butler?! He can't even sing that well! Who the hell is going to buy into this?!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Wolfie: "How much?"
Barber: "2 bits."
Wolfie: "I'll have a short back and sides... and front, and top... and bottom..."
Barber: "2 silver bits."
Wolfie: "Damn! Just comb out the lice then."

"Those BBS-ers, they're going to make a Michael Jackson quip, I just know it. Aaaargghhh"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz prepares to read some poetry.

 

[Neroon]

Ever since he'd lost his glasses, Floyd had no idea that Barney had become a barber's dream.

Music of the night? Right now I'm needing some Pepcid of the night after she hit that high note.

 

[Skywalker]

Phantom: "Hello, I'm here for the Emperor Palpatine audition."

 

[Shatmandu]

Wolfman: "My taint's all matted again."
Lou the Barber: "Sweet."

 

[M'Sharak]

"Merde -- knocked the organ bench over. Look, can we go back to where Christine
pulls the mask off and do it again?"

 

[Aragorn]

The Obama health care plan had a bit of a drawback when it came to waiting time.

This week on Nip/Tuck...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Wolfman: "I tell ya -- these kids these days, they don't even know who the fuck Costello is; never mind Abbott! Suites me just fine, I don't give a shit about Wayne Brady anyway. Am I being prissy?"
Hair guy: "Prissy? No, no prissy."
Wolfman: "Good. I'd hate to be prissy."
Hair guy: "No, pompous on the other hand..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Barber: "So, still dating Maria Ouspenskaya?"

Wolfman: "Oh, yeah. You know, Bob, she's the only woman I've ever met who really seems to understand me."

Phantom: "Argh! Another penis! Is there no one in Bangkok who is what they seem to be?!"

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Your hair is PERFECT!"

The Phantom loved Christine dearly, but her taste in sculpture was making him rethink their whole relationship.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Nothing personal, Pierre, but I wouldn't even be here if my dad didn't threaten to beat me to death with his cane."

Queen's A Night At The Opera was not exactly what the Phantom expected.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Wolfman: "Man, I have had it with meeting girls through online dating services! I swear, if I hear 'You're not quite what I expected' one more time..."

Phantom: "Urgh! A Rose Marie close-up on a 60-inch TV screen is not for the faint of heart!"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't help but notice something.... (look at the bottom of the pic)

Anyway...

"What was that about collars and cuffs....?"

"If you think my face is impressive, you should see my immense organ."

PHANTOM: "Oh, come on! Gerard Butler?! He can't even sing that well! Who the hell is going to buy into this?!"

Quoted for truth.