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♫ Close your legs, and surrender to a Real Nice Guy™,
Purge all thoughts of the guys you knew before,
Keep those legs closed from making you a WHOOOOOOOOORE....
And you'll give like you've never gave before. ♫
A "lady of the night" asked me out
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♫ Close your legs, and surrender to a Real Nice Guy™,
Purge all thoughts of the guys you knew before,
Keep those legs closed from making you a WHOOOOOOOOORE....
And you'll give like you've never gave before. ♫
Um......ew?
I'm really surprised that nobody has been skeptical about the whole thing, I mean it doesnt immediately sound legitimate, does it?
Kinda what she said when he took off his pants.
So, is she a vampire or not?
This isn't on the up and up? Damn, I was really hoping for a Pretty Woman ending to this fictional love affair.
To be completely serious for a moment, there are few films I hate more than that enormous pile of reeking dreg.
You're just like those mean women kicking her out of the clothing store on Rodeo Drive because they considered her too low class.
I'm kind of hoping for tsq's vampire theory, provided she's not the sparkly kind.
You're just like those mean women kicking her out of the clothing store on Rodeo Drive because they considered her too low class.
That's definitely it.
(Actually, the movie's one good quality is her fashion.)
Maybe she just works the graveyard shift at Denny's?
Now we're talking about The Walking Dead instead of Pretty Woman.
**Must relate to everything in pop culture analogies.**
And yet you haven't made reference of The Police.
I did a Phantom of the Opera song parody talking about not turning on the red light, so that'll have to do.
That's exactly the kind of review J. lives for.
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I attached myself to your metaphorical coattails, so I think I'm good as well.
That was the professional review given in the entertainment section of our local paper, regarding my one man play of Nude Spartacus.
Both J and Trouser-J stand at full attention at the same time and say "I AM Spartacus!" The pageantry of it all is magical.
Way, way, waaaaaaaaay off Broadway, though.
Once upon a time, not so long ago, that would have been a live street performance, though. Damn Giuliani and Bloomberg for cleaning up 42nd street! What's the point of a Naked Cowboy if he's got to wear his tighty whities?
