A "lady of the night" asked me out

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by hxclespaulplayer, Aug 15, 2014.

  1. Amaris

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    The glitter puppets were what got me in trouble.
     
  2. Peach Wookiee

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    He does have a nice butt... :)
     
  3. Melakon

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    As far off Broadway as Bumfuck, TX or something?
     
  4. Australis

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    Madame Roxanne, you should not avail yourself of the magenta illumination!
    The times have passed, you do not have to exchange intimacy financially!

    OP: go on the date. You will either have a good time or learn a valuable lesson. Win-win, kinda.
     
  5. teacake

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    eh Roxanne should do whatever she wants. And so should the OP.
     
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    Very, very, good. What wonderful fiction. Quite entertaining. I admire your skill at trying to obfuscate our sense of reality.
     
  7. Melakon

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    I wish the internet had existed when I was 17 and I turned down Raquel Welch for a date, because I didn't think girls should ask boys out back then. :shifty:
     
  8. YellowSubmarine

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    This is the downfall of humanity. Our days as a civilization are numbered. Vampires? Really? What happened to the nocturnal humanoid people from outer space who had to eject their warp core and strand themselves in our lousy Solar system? It sucks enough that nobody on Earth cares for your skills as a warp field theorist and warp drive engineer, and you are forced to a make a living by sleeping with smelly humans, but on top of that somebody has the audacity to call you a vampire. Not a nice thing.
     
  9. Melakon

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    I wish more space vampires had the fashion sense of Mathilda May in Lifeforce and she wound up hiding inside Patrick Stewart.
     
  10. Timelord Victorious

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    Hey, I've seen that Veronica Mars episode!

    Granted there were a few more misundrstandings and cons in that one, but it ended on a happy note... sort of. XD
     
  11. hxclespaulplayer

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    At present I'm waiting for her to get back to work, I'm going to see what she's doing after work so we can chat freely, providing she doesn't have any commitments.
     
  12. CorporalClegg

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    And nuBSG references!
     
  13. Mr. Laser Beam

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  14. hxclespaulplayer

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    Someone bought up the possibility that working girls aren't allowed to date, that they get beaten, and because of this she regrettd the decision but the place is a licensed establishment? The person who thinks this does claim a lot of life experience but nobody else has suggested this.
     
  15. Green Shirt

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    Always thought Redblock did a little pimping on the side.:devil:
     
  16. teacake

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    Some people in this thread have been watching too many crappy movies.
     
  17. Pingfah

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    Well that's pretty much a given on TrekBBS.
     
  18. MacLeod

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    That could be because there are way too many crappy movies.
     
  19. FPAlpha

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    One thing i don't see mentioned is.. could you handle the fact that she sleeps with men for money?

    She could be the best woman in the world but that fact alone would make it a dealbreaker for me. It would be best to bring this up as soon as possible if you can't deal with that and see her reaction.

    Would she be willing to give up her job for you if you don't think you could handle it? And if you believe you can handle it think about the fact that when you want to sleep with her that mere hours ago there was another man inside of her (most likely protected but still).

    Get this out of the way and talk about it before it gets anywhere serious.
     
  20. Australis

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    Well, I wouldn't be comfortable about her job, but to just flat out expect her to "give it up for him" is a tad rich. It's her life and her choices, because the woman as described by OP sounds level-headed. There may be so much more going on that we have been told, I'm just going off that. I'd keep it on a friends level for a while, and see if the 'with benefits' part, or love, come later.