Where is this massive hard book in relation to teacake's crotch, where oh where could it be..
It's a paperback, it is the same size as all standard Trek paperbacks though it actually looks about 1 mm less in height which I noticed right away but perhaps it's just new and unpummeled.
IT IS SHINY.
Also I am very short and have smallish feet. I bought those shoes in the children's section. I bought.. 5 pairs of them because I want to wear rainbow shoes forever and they are cheapass shoes and will not last which is not fair because it is very hard to find rainbow shoes. Or rainbow anything. The world isn't ready.