Happy Birthday T'Bonz
- Thread starter gturner
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Happy birthday, Fearless Leader!
(Old Man.
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(Old Man.
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Guilty as charged. But I thought if there was already one, it might be wiser to recycle it. Plus I am not sure the board's software would accept two threads with the same title. It'd propably drive the search function into despair. So much for the naked truth.Happy birthday! (couldn't someone have started a new thread rather than bring an old one back from the dead?)
But of course there's also the more gallant answer: with Bonzie being so unique, there can be only one thread
Who's the redhead admin
Who's a mod machine to all within?
BONZ!
You damn right.
Who is the Romulan who'd risk her neck
For her brother man?
BONZ!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's duals all about?
BONZ!
Right on.
They say this cat Bonz is a ruthless mod
SHUT YO' MOUTH!
But I'm talkin' about Bonz
THEN WE CAN DIG IT.
She's got complicated lore
But no one understands her on this board
T'BONZ!!
Happy Birthday Bonz!
Now, I'm not sayin T'Bonz is old, but when she was born, the Dead Sea was still sick....
That's a good one.
"When 900 years you reach, see if new age joke You can hear"Some things never change. Different year, same insults.
^ 
Now I'm not saying Bonz is old, but she once got a birthday card from George Washington.
...She once called Methuselah "whippersnapper".
...She owns a very early steam-powered iPad.
...She once kept a diary, the first entry of which was "Got to work on my tan today. The Big Bang really helped."
Now I'm not saying Bonz is old, but she once got a birthday card from George Washington.
...She once called Methuselah "whippersnapper".
...She owns a very early steam-powered iPad.
...She once kept a diary, the first entry of which was "Got to work on my tan today. The Big Bang really helped."
You know what that means, don't you? You just uncovered her secret identity: she is either an Immortal from the Highlander universe (propably another of Methos' ingenious disguises) or a Goa'uld.
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