What if Geordi had a wank?

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by GeneHunt, May 7, 2012.

  1. GeneHunt

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    When the Duras sisters were watching him they said he "bathed".

    What if he had a wank in the bath?

    Would they have been aroused or just turned it off?
     
  2. Admiral Buzzkill

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    The oldTrek forums are really running out of new stuff to discuss, huh? :lol:
     
  3. horatio83

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    No idea, all I know is that it wouldn't work the other way around as Geordi is not into Klingon sex.
     
  4. Balrog

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    I wouldn't say they've hit rock bottom...

    ... but I'm pretty sure you can see it from this altitude...
     
  5. BriGuy

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    You have gotta be kidding me.
     
  6. A beaker full of death

    A beaker full of death Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Don't you know people don't have impure thoughts in the 24th century? That's why Barclay was treated as such a freak. You can have the ship's cheerleader flashing her cameltoe in spandex all day, but god forbid anyone should dare think of planting their flag therein.
     
  7. GeneHunt

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    Ofcourse, you people really need to stop taking my posts so seriously :techman:
     
  8. The_Baron

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    He reall yought take his visor off in the bath. I've seen how much my missuses glasses steam up just standing near it...
     
  9. Captaindemotion

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    I thought that the title of this thread was supposed to offer an explanation as to why Geordi went blind.
     
  10. horatio83

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    Having a wank sounds kinda like going to dinner. You gotta love British English.
     
  11. Captaindemotion

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    ^ Aka, er, English?
     
  12. Ssosmcin

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    This thread made me laugh. I needed it, thanks. :)
     
  13. scotpens

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    You beat me to it. In a manner of speaking. ;)

    A lot of us Yanks use that word too, you know. Slang travels fast in this age of the interwebz.
     
  14. sonak

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    So... American English is really a different language altogether?
     
  15. Sindatur

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    Pretty much, Jumper is like Overall shorts in American, and a sweater in Britain. Gas is Petrol in Britain. And so many others
     
  16. RoJoHen

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    I've never actually heard an American use the word "jumper" at all...except to describe a person who jumps.
     
  17. Avon

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    everyone here assumed that rubbish film with anakin skywalker a few years ago was about warm clothing and gave it a miss
     
  18. TheLobes

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    Its a dialect.
     
  19. sonak

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    of course-I was just being sarcastic towards the comment that "British English" was just "English," as if their way of speaking it was the correct way and that American English wasn't really English. (at least that's how I interpreted the "aka, er English?" question)
     
  20. Gil T.Azell

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    That was foreplay :lol: some girls like it rough.