What if Geordi had a wank?

[Captaindemotion]

^ Well, we've all heard and understood each other's view (in whatever language we choose to call it!), even if we're probably not going to agree with each other, so time to return to Mr LaForge's masturbation habits!

 

[Doug Otte]

Not sure I'd be in the mood for that sort of thing right after being tortured by an El-Aurian... or the Enterprise CMO.

It could be an ideal stress-reliever after a tense experience. Haven't you ever heard of funeral sex (not that I've ever experienced it)?

Doug

 

[Stephen!]

Don't you know people don't have impure thoughts in the 24th century?

Or even the 22nd century, given the various mentions of sexual tension in Enterprise.

 

[CoveTom]

Uh... did I actually just witness a thread start as a discussion of Geordi masturbating and then somehow become a discussion of the proper terminology to describe varieties of the English language? Only on TrekBBS...

 

[horatio83]

^ Well, we've all heard and understood each other's view (in whatever language we choose to call it!), even if we're probably not going to agree with each other, so time to return to Mr LaForge's masturbation habits!

Well, given his episode with Brahms he is probably a holowanker so we have to ask ourselves whether the transporter system cleans up the holodeck or whether there is a special kind of crewman second class who does this kind of job instead of scrubbing plasma conduits.
Screw the warp drive, these little things are quintessential engineering questions.

 

[Stephen!]

whether there is a special kind of crewman second class who does this kind of job instead of scrubbing plasma conduits.

Probably not, since in "Up The Long Ladder", Riker mentions that the ship cleans itself.

 

[Captaindemotion]

^ If he ejaculates into a holographic Leah, what becomes of it?

 

[Sindatur]

whether there is a special kind of crewman second class who does this kind of job instead of scrubbing plasma conduits.

Probably not, since in "Up The Long Ladder", Riker mentions that the ship cleans itself.

That's fine for the Enterprise, but, consider Quark's Holosuite, which seems to have a reputation as a "Porn Theater". Considering how cheap Quark is, I doubt there's any self-cleaning involved there. No Wonder Rom and Nog wanted out of the Bar so bad

 

[Admiral James Kirk]

Nog and Rom as jizz moppers!

 

[Elder Knight]

"Hmmm, things really do get shorter when you travel near the speed of light!"

 

[Captain Crow]

When the Duras sisters were watching him they said he "bathed".

What if he had a wank in the bath?

Would they have been aroused or just turned it off?

B'Etor: Human male wanking is so repulsive.

 

[Captaindemotion]

^ The one on the right isn't impressed but I think the one on the left is secretly aroused.

 

[Satyrquaze]

^That's Lursa. She's secretly a lot of things.

Speaking of, wasn't she "with child" late in season 7... wouldn;'t she have still been pregnant during the events of "Generations"?

 

[Draculasaurus]

It wouldn't matter.
Geordi is a bubble bath kind of guy, they wouldn't have seen anything in any case.

 

[GeneHunt]

When the Duras sisters were watching him they said he "bathed".

What if he had a wank in the bath?

Would they have been aroused or just turned it off?

B'Etor: Human male wanking is so repulsive.

As someone else said Lursor looks a little turnned on.

 

[scotpens]

Well, given his episode with Brahms he is probably a holowanker so we have to ask ourselves whether the transporter system cleans up the holodeck or whether there is a special kind of crewman second class who does this kind of job instead of scrubbing plasma conduits.

Once again, for anyone who hasn't read this. (Warning: kind of gross).

Uh... did I actually just witness a thread start as a discussion of Geordi masturbating and then somehow become a discussion of the proper terminology to describe varieties of the English language? Only on TrekBBS...

Yeah, on most other BBs it would be the other way around.

 

[captcalhoun]

the proper way to describe it is "English", anything else is just wrong and that includes misisng 'U's out of words.

 

[Oso Blanco]

Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English English. [Nigel looks back at girls]
Nigel: All right, my son: I could've had it away with this cracking Julie, my old China. (Subtitle: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.)
Austin: Are you telling pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly, why not just have a J. Arthur? (Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?)
Nigel: What, billy no mates? (What, alone?)
Austin: Too right, youth. (Indeed.)
Nigel: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scots bint? (Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?)
Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens! (The insane one?)
Nigel: Yeah, yeah, she was the trouble and strife of the Morris dancer what lived up the apples and pears! (She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.)
Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... (A lawyer who became a policeman in a truck)
[complete gibberish] (????????)...
Austin & Nigel: --tea kettle!
Nigel: And then, and then--
Austin & Nigel: She shat on a turtle!

Sounds like a conversation between to Tamarians: Shaka, when the walls fell!

 

[Mr_Homn]

klingon women are well known around the galaxy to be into small penis humiliation, so they probably wouldn't be that interested in geordi's peen

 

[ALF]

^ If he ejaculates into a holographic Leah, what becomes of it?

Quote of the thread, in the best thread of the year.