TNG Caption This! 253: Season 6; To Boldly Keep Going...

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone, apologies for this going up a little late, but enough of that. Lets roll!

First up to the plate, we have the "Mixing Universes" Award, going to:

Picard: "This is going to complicate things, you know. You'll have to let Scott down easy."
Kamala: "Um, Jean-Luc..."
Picard: "Oh, bloody hell. I'm getting Star Trek mixed up with X-Men again, aren't I?"
Kamala: "Yep."
Picard: "...Well, I guess this means I can finally stand up."

Next, we have the "Attempting Communication with Women" Award, going to:

Temba, his arms wide!

Next, we have the "Wedding Fashions" Award, going to:

Miles: "Nice dress."

Keiko: "You too."

Next, we have the "You give a little, you get a little" Award, going to:

Troi: Yes... Beg me for Oomax like a sniveling little Ferengi--
Worf: Deanna, I don't feel comf--
Troi: That's "Mistress", you Toad. Unless you DON'T want me to be the Goddess of Empathy for you tomorrow night...

Next, we have the "Proper Procedure" Award, going to:

Picard: "We probably shouldn't have done that, Beverly. It's just that...being trapped on this planet alone with you, our lives in imminent danger, I just couldn't help feeling--"
Crusher: "Jean Luc, this is 'Cuddle Time'! 'Second Thoughts and Rationalization Time' is in the morning!"

Our PhotoShop Award, goes to:

Data: "Gee, I sure wish I had some culture to flaunt."

Picard: Beverly..
Crusher, sleepily: Yes, Jean-Luc?
Picard: I just realized something.
Crusher, sitting up: Yes?
Picard: There's a pinecone under my back.

Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to all of our winners! And now, we return to our journey through the Seasons of TNG. Season 6, here we come!

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: When I said "Hard About" I didn't mean THIS hard!

Crusher: According to this, all 3 of you are the father of Deanna's baby.

Data's smarmy subroutine was one of his least endearing qualities.

Young Picard: If you tell anyone about this, you're a dead man.

Picard: I've decided that I only need one of you. The fight to the death will begin on the holodeck in one hour.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

Stewart: "Let me guess. Bill Theiss designed those sleeves, didn't he. Poor bastard! He never got over the trauma of working with velour!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "Merde! That runabout from DS9 nearly t-boned us!"

Crusher: "The operation was a success. I've moved Picard's hair to Worf's head."

Picard: "We will never speak of this again. Numbah One, arrange for all holorecordings to be... altered."

Data: "This purple thing? Fugget about it!"

Picard: "No, I will not say that stupid 'you're my number one dad' line again."

Riker: (grinning even more forcefully) "Whatever you say, 'son'."

Geordi: "Captain, we need to talk."

Data: "Geordi and I have become concerned. You have stopped wearing primary colors as of late."

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the Photoshop selection, Leadhead.

Chief O'Brien put an orchestral rendition of "Blue Danube" on the ship's sound system, then turned off artificial gravity.

Picard: "Very funny, chief."

Dr. Crusher: "Will, your right hand musculature appears to be badly cramped. Have you been doing any highly repetitive gripping and sliding motions, as if you were sanding a wooden oar?"

Data: "Geordi, my emotion chip seems to have gone wrong again. I can't stop this silly frown!"

Riker: "Dr. Crusher, the captain has decided not to go through the transporter reversion process and instead he's going to be my adopted son."
Picard: "And... you forgot the most important part."
Riker: "Oh yes, and Wesley has to be transferred off the ship ASAP. The Captain doesn't want any dating competition."

Data: "We've come to see you about your unauthorized decor changes."

 

[boco]

Crusher:I have bad news and good news. I'm afraid we took a virus from the cloud we just explored. The good news is that women are non affected. The bad news is all human males are. And none will be able to have sex the next 12 months. All except Worf, of course. With Data at starfleet headquarters, I suggest a senior officers meeting to establish a women's waiting list . I suggest no more than 3 a night, or else worf won't be able to perform his duties at maximum

Data: Captain, we discovered some forbidden orion porn movies dowload, and it was performed from this station. Anything to say about it? I am afraid I will have to inform starfleet about this.

Crusher: Your right hands musculature appears to be badly cramped. Have you been playing joystick videogames again?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Data:(In bad French accent)"I fart in you general direction, Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Riker: "If you think this is creepy, you do not want to go knocking on the O'Briens' door right now."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard: "Very good Mr Data, but if you do not cease impersonating my mother, I will have you reprogrammed as a gay Pakled sexbot!"

 

[boco]

Data: I swear, Tasha, I don't know why I just couldn't.. I swear it never happened to me again. Must be the emotion chip..see..I'm even doing contractions!

 

[boco]

Picard: Tell me please that I don't have to wear a sweater and play with Wesley..
Riker: Do you want to blow up the plan?
Picard: No..
Riker: Then listen to your Number one dad and make it so, "son"!

Crusher: Will, you are 100% in good health, so you have no excuse to skip the A week with Wesley Crusher, mr Worf here will see to that. My son will be thrilled to learn more about women from you this week

 

[bullethead]

Q's latest prank: showing off all the numerous alternate realities created by continuity errors.

 

[Isis]

Picard: "This settles it. Numbah One must go on Nutrisystem."

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Finn]

TOS Purist

This is one reason why TOS is better than TNG! Spock wouldn't have done this to Kirk!

 

[Isis]

The crew didn't know what to make of Data's Jewish Mother subroutine. They could certainly do without admonition after admonition to "wear your rubbers" on away missions, but each and every one of them was pleased with the great strides made in their mah jonng games.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Hard to starboard! Ack! Dammit, muffed it again! I meant turn left!"

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: Okay, maybe it is time to hire a pilot...

 

[Holdfast]

Hello everyone, apologies for this going up a little late, but enough of that.

And sorry for the late pinning of the thread.

Real-life Asteroids wasn't as fun as the arcade game.

RIKER: I have to contact all my past sexual partners?
PICARD: This is going to need a two-parter, isn't it...

DATA: It's not my fault; I was just thinking of Tasha and this pillar popped up.

PICARD: Too creepy?
RIKER: Just creepy enough.

PICARD: The war with the Klingons is taxing Federation resources to the limit.
DATA: Indeed. Starfleet ran out of dye for your uniform.

 

[jespah]

"Dramamine, Number One! And a new pair of pants!"

It says here we've been cancelled. I'll try CPR by bringing in the Borg.

What, me worry? Noonian Soong apparently had a thing for Alfred E. Neumann, which was revealed in the 6th season.

I hope this has nothing to do with the tidal wave of slash being written about us.

Sir, we're going to have to relieve you of command. This is the third time this week you missed the day's color scheme. It's gold on Wednesdays, remember?

 

[Finn]

RIKER: I have to contact all my past sexual partners?
PICARD: This is going need a two-parter, isn't it...

Beverly: No. It'd take up the last two seasons, including killing off a main character.