TNG Caption This! 252: Romantic Entanglements

[LeadHead]

Happy Saturday to everyone! For those of you wondering why we're not starting a Season 6 themed contest, I thought with Singles Awareness Day coming up, we should spend some time in love territory. We will return to our regularly scheduled run through the seasons of TNG soon!

But first.....

First up to the plate, we have the "Research and Development" Award, going to:

Riker: "Captain, we've compiled a list of guaranteed winners for you to post in the caption contest."

Picard: "Assless chaps, Ambassador Troi, cracks about The Boy. This is quite good. Superlative work, everyone."

Geordi: "Data and I were talking about maybe photoshopping the Philosoraptor or Chris Hansen into one of them."

Next, we have the "Not quite as advertised" Award, going to:

Worf: "Gee, it didn't look like this on Craigslist."

Next, we've got the "Ready or not, here I come!" Award, going to:

Picard: "And remember, you have to count to one hundred this time!"

Next, we have the "The Captioner will soon get letters from Women's Groups" Award, going to:

We'll put the beautiful woman replicator here, right near miniature golf.

Next, we have the "Childish pranks at the age of 30" Award, going to:

Trying to make a peep hole into the girls locker room was much harder to pull off in the 24th century

Our Photoshop award goes to:

PICARD: Dammit Numbah One, I said no parties!!!!


(Thanks to everyone who contributed to that image all those years ago)

Geordi: So this is your parents' basement?
Worf: Yes! I lived here until the [Klingon]Age of Eviction[/Klingon]

Congrats to all of our winners and many thanks to all who participated!

Now, as I stated above, We're leaving our journey through the seasons of TNG temporarily, with Valentines day almost here, thought we'd like to have a more romance themed contest. Also, soon, we will have a proper celebration thread for the TNG Caption this passing the 250 mark! More on that soon!

Anyway, Make it So, Engage, anything else that Picard says that can sound good in a romantic context?

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Kamala: You are so attractive.

Picard: It's called the "Kirk Effect."

Data: Yes, your life is pathetic. Hug?

Picard: We are gathered here today to bring together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. Also to demote this lieutenant to a non com.

Worf: No teeth, Deanna!

This is the After picture, before Picard fell asleep with his head so close to the fire, he had hair!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "Come here! Until you have been hugged by tripolymer composites and molydbenum-cobalt alloys, you have not been hugged!"

Keiko (sotto voce): "I see you chickened out on the shogun outfit."

Troi: "Wet Willy! Wet Willy!"

Picard: "We probably shouldn't have done that, Beverly. It's just that...being trapped on this planet alone with you, our lives in imminent danger, I just couldn't help feeling--"
Crusher: "Jean Luc, this is 'Cuddle Time'! 'Second Thoughts and Rationalization Time' is in the morning!"

 

[Holdfast]

PICARD (thinking to himself): Please let there be no need to stand up over the next few minutes... Please let there be no need to stand up over the next few minutes... Please let there be no need to stand up over the next few minutes...

JENNA D'SORA: No Data, you'll need to move towards me before we do anything. The prop guys placed the flowers in slightly the wrong place for proper obstructruction of the camera angle.

KEIKO: Hemlock, Miles? I didn't think the dress was that bad.

The TNG/Twilight Crossover rumours gain momentum...

TREKKIE ON VALENTINE'S NIGHT (offscreen): This is not what I expected when I downloaded "Hot P/C night-time video"...

 

[Isis]

LeadHead, thanks for the win.

Kamala: "My breasts are up here, Jean-Luc."

Keiko: "Gentlemen, can we keep things moving? Goodwill is due in fifteen minutes. They plan to refurbish my hat and house a family of five in it."

Picard: "I knew Priceline would be a bad mistake."

 

[jespah]

Thank you for the win. I await my letters from Women's Groups.

If we keep her skirt on and apply a little Lemon Pledge, and then do it just right, the desktop will be shiny and I can fire the cleaning lady.

This time, I promise I won't break your vertebrae.

Geordi (thinking): Did I leave the oven on?

The shuttle is lifting off too soon! Abort! Abort!

JLP: Beverly, I swear that's only my sidearm.
Beverly: Damn.

 

[T'Girl]

Miles: "Nice dress."

Keiko: "You too."

Beverly: "Are we safe here?"

Jean-Luc: "Yes, I'm sure this fire wouldn't bring every enemy soldier for miles around."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: I don't care if it happens to "a lot of guys!!!" I am not "a lot of of guys"!!!

DATA: Please call Mr. LaForge. My arms seem to be stuck.

O'BRIEN: Sorry, love. They're making us wear pants now.

WORF: I thought your dad was Greek, not Transylvanian!

PICARD: Damn, it's hard to do the post coital bail in the wilderness.

 

[GNDN]

Kamala: You've been under a lot of stress lately, I understand. It happens to everybody. No one I'VE ever been with, but-- I've heard...

Data: Who is your Daddy?
Jenna: No
Data: Come to Papa?
Jenna: No
Data: [Elvis]Kiss me my darling, be mine tonight. Tomorrow will be too late, it is now or never--[/Elvis]
Jenna: I'm sorry Data, this just isn't working for me.

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Troi: Yes... Beg me for Oomax like a sniveling little Ferengi--
Worf: Deanna, I don't feel comf--
Troi: That's "Mistress", you Toad. Unless you DON'T want me to be the Goddess of Empathy for you tomorrow night...

Picard (thinking): Ok, I'll try brushing my leg against her once more, I don't really think she can still be sleeping.

 

[GNDN]

Geordi: So this is your parents' basement?
Worf: Yes! I lived here until the [Klingon]Age of Eviction[/Klingon]

Congrats to all of our winners and many thanks to all who participated!

Thanks for that, by the way!!!

 

[Finn]

Geordi: *mumble* I bet he wouldn't have gotten married if he had taken that deep space station gig

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Picard: Data, next time I'd like someone with eyes to decorate the chapel.
Geordi: Hey, now!

 

[jep]

Data: "Well, if you must know. It's this big. Dr. Soong was most generous when he designed that particular portion of my chassis."


.

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Danger! Danger, Jenna D'Sora!

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: "This is going to complicate things, you know. You'll have to let Scott down easy."
Kamala: "Um, Jean-Luc..."
Picard: "Oh, bloody hell. I'm getting Star Trek mixed up with X-Men again, aren't I?"
Kamala: "Yep."
Picard: "...Well, I guess this means I can finally stand up."

 

[jep]

Vampire Troi: "You said I could suck your blood, Worf."

Worf: "Well yeah, but apparently the Betazoid definition of "blood" isn't the same as the Klingonese definition."


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[Skywalker]

Data: "While our romantic relationship has been terminated, I believe social convention dictates that we attempt to maintain a friendly discourse for the remainder of our time together on the Enterprise. If you should ever require a 'shoulder to cry on,' please note that either of mine would be available."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PRINCE: Dearly beloved We are gathered here today 2 get through this thing called life...

GEORDI: Are you sure this is the traditional Japanese wedding ceremony?

DATA: Of course, Geordi. There is no way Fedipedia could be wrong.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Data: "So, you are breaking up with me? Commander Riker warned me this day would come...and suggested I attempt to procure a 'farewell boink'!"

 

[boco]

Troi: Data, you're supposed to have up something else,not your arms

Crusher: I'll have to do something to fix that woody problem,Jean Luc, after we return on the ship.., at least I can try to fix it..I knew it I should have left the borg implant you had there..