How do you ask for coffee?

[CorporalClegg]

"Tea please."

 

[Maestro]

This morning, when our computer tech walked in the door, his wife called and needed him to come home and unlock his van. I looked at him and said, "But, I can't wait that long for coffee!"

"Don't worry. I'll put it on before I leave."

That's how I asked for coffee this morning. Then, I had Jazz Band.

 

[Alrik]

All this about Starbuck reminded me about this pic.

Cookie to the one that realizes the significance.

Make mine chocolate chip, please.

To the Starbucks tastes like ass crowd....I'm in.

And my order:

One large coffee, please. Black.
Thank you.

 

[TheSeeker]

"Can I have a grande Bold in Venti cup, please".

I hate having to pour coffee out to put milk in.

 

[Ethros]

I do it the Larry David way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBNOB7FkSSM

 

[Thestral]

Ew, coffee.

 

[Holdfast]

I don't. I had coffee once as an act of desperation, (it was the only "food" that would be available for 6+ hours and I was on an empty stomach) and it's one that I don't plan to ever repeat.

Did you end up running round and round in circles until the caffeine wore off?

 

[Alrik]

^

Could have been fun to watch. Loves me some free entertainment.

 

[mimic]

I don't. I had coffee once as an act of desperation, (it was the only "food" that would be available for 6+ hours and I was on an empty stomach) and it's one that I don't plan to ever repeat.

Did you end up running round and round in circles until the caffeine wore off?

Hehe, if only. It just tasted vile.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Is now the right time to recall my bad experience with a large Costa Americano?
(sorry, I still have the giggles even thinking about it )

 

[Alrik]

As a follow up:

"How do you ask for your coffee?"

Um, usually in a cup, why?




Sorry, my morning coffee has completely worn off. But my inner smart ass just kicked in.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

I don't. I had coffee once as an act of desperation, (it was the only "food" that would be available for 6+ hours and I was on an empty stomach) and it's one that I don't plan to ever repeat.

Did you end up running round and round in circles until the caffeine wore off?

I did that. I had to make coffee for work but I made it so thick that no one would drink it, so I drank the whole pot. This was before I regularly had coffee, so I did not react well. Now I need a pot of coffee just to function in the morning.

 

[Davros]

I usually just make it myself and ask nobody.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Usually either "I'll have a tall black coffee" or "I'll have a double tall mocha." If I'm not at Starbucks, then just "I'll have a black coffee."

 

[TorontoTrekker]

"Can I have a grande Bold in Venti cup, please".

I hate having to pour coffee out to put milk in.

How much milk do you use?

I only put a little in for colour - I usually ask them to leave about a half-centimetre at the top of the cup. (I may be lactose-intolerant, but I just can't bring myself to drink black coffee. It needs a little cream to make it look right.)

 

[Holdfast]

I don't. I had coffee once as an act of desperation, (it was the only "food" that would be available for 6+ hours and I was on an empty stomach) and it's one that I don't plan to ever repeat.

Did you end up running round and round in circles until the caffeine wore off?

I did that. I had to make coffee for work but I made it so thick that no one would drink it, so I drank the whole pot. This was before I regularly had coffee, so I did not react well. Now I need a pot of coffee just to function in the morning.

Ah, so evidence of tolerance, withdrawal, craving, and narrowing of repertoire. You're well on your way to meeting dependency criteria.

 

[Paradon]

I just make the coffee at home...and I like it black. I usually like it very strong. I have different taste than a lot of Americans. Most Americans don't like strong coffee and they tend to put way too much sugar in it.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Did you end up running round and round in circles until the caffeine wore off?

I did that. I had to make coffee for work but I made it so thick that no one would drink it, so I drank the whole pot. This was before I regularly had coffee, so I did not react well. Now I need a pot of coffee just to function in the morning.

Ah, so evidence of tolerance, withdrawal, craving, and narrowing of repertoire. You're well on your way to meeting dependency criteria.

You know, somehow I'm fine with this.