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Hermione vs Bella vs Leia vs Janeway.

Oh.

Can you imagine the headlines if some suicidal fanboy drops one of those buggers in the tub with him?

Oh.

The dark side of the toast.

Got it.

Sorry,
 
It always pissed me off that Leia never used a lightsabre.

Hermione had a wand from day one (Did we see her on a broom?).

And Janeway had a Phaser compression rifle type 1 in the pilot and a type 2 in macrocosm when she Riplied out.

I'm confused... are you suggesting Janeway didn't touch a weapon between the pilot and Macrocosm?
 
It always pissed me off that Leia never used a lightsabre.

Hermione had a wand from day one (Did we see her on a broom?).

And Janeway had a Phaser compression rifle type 1 in the pilot and a type 2 in macrocosm when she Riplied out.

I'm confused... are you suggesting Janeway didn't touch a weapon between the pilot and Macrocosm?

Hand phasers.

Tiny, dinky little things.

Apologies, but I'm about to quote Deadpool from Marvel Comics.

"I get turned on being people being blown away as the next guy, but when the shooters got hooters..."
 
GWBG's AKA Janeway grabs Betsy=Compression phaser rifle and has her way with the universe.

Off the top of my head... ;)

Don't forget "The Chute"... season III

Don't forget "Warlord"... season III

Don't forget evil Janeway in "Living Witness"... season IV

Don't forget "Night"... season V

Don't forget "Dark Frontier"... season V

Don't forget "Equinox II"... season VI

Don't forget "Imperfection"... season VII

Don't forget the Batlef in "Unimatrix I"... season VI

Don't forget the alien M16 in "Memorial"... season VI
 
I tend to think that an officers job is to tell 80 bastards to exterminate all life in a specific direction, if the opposition doesn't believe the sincere attempt at diplomacy made by that officer.

The larger the weapon the officer carries, to me at least, the more insecure they seem.

Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart used to fight Dalek invasions armed personally with nothing but a cheer leader baton to point at where he wanted the 50 blokes behind him to target their bazooka vollies and mortar shells.
 
I like big guns and I cannot lie
All the fangirls can't deny
That when Janeway walks in with an itty bitty waist
And shoves that compression rifle in your face..

Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture..


 
If they integrated light sabre tech into a turkey thermometer, then they could have cooked Turkeys rectally at the fraction of the time of a convection oven for the usual Wookie life day festivities.
 
I like big guns and I cannot lie
All the fangirls can't deny
That when Janeway walks in with an itty bitty waist
And shoves that compression rifle in your face..

Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture..



Is that how that poem actually ends??? ;)
 
:bolian:

http://pinterest.com/pin/82401868151756846/

:guffaw:

Anyone else love this as much as I did?

:lol:

Oh I so love this. Bella could not face down a bunch of Borg drones, she couldn't even stand up to her own vampire boyfriend for pete's sake! Hermione would just hit them with a reducto spell and they'd be nothing with a pile of dust, but I don't think that she could blindly go into some of the situations that Janeway did.

Leia? Well, considering that the weapons they had in Wars were primarily energy weapons (from my recollection, I am by no means a Star Wars expert) aside from lightsabers (which could probably reduce the Borg in a few seconds), so unless Leia had a lightsaber, I don't think that the odds would be particularly in her favour.

I think that Janeway's advantage came in her boldness, albeit it sometimes came across as arrogance or near-insanity, but it did get the job done.

Basically, they all kick ass...except Bella.
 
ok i can see Janeway totally blowing out Bella as far as BAMF goes cuz that girl couldn't lift a damn finger. But Hermoine and Leia... really?
 
Really the contest is between Hermione and Janeway. Magic or late 24th century science? I think Janeway would win because she has more balls than Hermione will ever have!
 
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