Star Trek XI Caption Contest #35: I like this contest, its exciting.

[Nerys Myk]

But first:

Alternate means of transportation Award

Thanks for the win.

Kirk: Well, if you’ve got a fear of flying, its a shame they couldn't beam you to the academy.

McCoy: Are you trying to be funny?

Slash Award

KIRK: Bones, I need you to kiss me now, and kiss me like you mean it!
McCOY: ...
HYPOSPRAY: PTCHSSST!

Fair Warning Award

THANKS FOR THE WINS!!!

McCoy: "Oh, I might throw up on you."

Kirk: "You get air sick?"

McCoy: "Hell no! Three day bender."

Kirk: "Bones, my hands! What about my hands?!"

McCoy: "Calm down Jim. Everythings gonna to be fine....but I did warn you about playin with it before that case of Orion crabs cleared up."

I Am The Law Award

Kirk: So why did you sign up for Star Fleet?

McCoy: To escape from the mad Judge Dredd fans. You think the Trekies are bad? They've nothing on those guys.
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[Nerys Myk]

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And now this contest's pics:

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Scotty: "Jonesy? Heeere, Jonesy! ... Hmm, kitty crap..."

 

[Sector 7]

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Spock Prime: Yes, yes, Mr. Scott... if you will shut up for one moment... I promise to get you a Big Mac sandwich AND fries!

To mysterious shadow on support: "Nomad is that you? Or V'ger? Are we in the sequel yet?

 

[inflatabledalek]

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Scotty: Sure, he's only a wee midget man but he's hung like a donkey. Kept me warm on many a long winters night it did.

Scotty: Excellent, place looks so much like a brewery they'll never find my secret hooch still. I think I'll take the job.

 

[M'Sharak]

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To mysterious shadow on support: "Nomad is that you? Or V'ger? Are we in the sequel yet?

Owner of mysterious shadow on support:

When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a human,
If I only had a heart.​

 

[JarodRussell]

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Scotty: I like this ship, it's exc... why does main engineering look like a bloody brewery?

 

[Finn]

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nuScotty: anything else I'm gonna do?

Prime Spock: Ensure the invention of transparent aluminum

NuScotty: wasn't it invented in the 1980s?

 

[UFO]

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Thanks for the win.

Scotty: Stop kidding around. That's my grandmother's recipe for festive mince pies!

Scotty: Damned Vulcan mice are this big!

Spock: I’m aware of that Mr Scott. You should have seen our teddy bears.

Kirk: Scotty, how we doing?

Scotty: Great Captain. I’ve died and gone to heaven!

 

[UFO]

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(Take 2)

Kirk: Scotty, how we doing?

Scotty: I cannae put my finger on it Captain, but mark my words, something's brewing.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Scotty: "Imagine beaming a grapefruit, except instead of seeds, it has bones, and instead of delicious fruity insides, it's all bloody and organ-like.

Okay, forget the grapefruit."

Kirk: "Scotty, how we doing?"

Scotty: "It's great down here. It's so warm and tight. It's like a big metal vagina."

Kirk: "...Kirk out."

sniff sniff

Scotty: "What smells like yellow?"

 

[Bob Karo]

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Scotty: Anything else I should know, Mr. Spock?

Spock: Don't take the hooker home on Argelius II, Nomad means buisness, ships name Jenolan suck, slow down on the donuts, and teach Peter that if the trainees are running that he should follow.

Scotty: ... even the ones with the little sprinkles?

 

[Ayelbourne]

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Scotty: So, an Andorian, a tiberian bat and a targ walk into a bar. Says the Barkeeper...
Spock: Is that supposed to be a joke?
Scotty: And people say Vulcans have no sense of humor.

 

[Alrik]

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Sweet! Thanks for the wins!

Spock: "I believe I have found the destination of the Admirals's beagle."

Scotty: "Terrific, ye have saved my carrier."

Spock: "Not so fast Mr. Scott. He materialized on a Klingon cruiser. Did you know that beagles are considered a Klingon delicacy?"

Scotty: "She may have ample nacelles, but its her inner plumbing where the real fun is at."

Kirk (OS): "You're a little twisted. You do know that, right?"

 

[LeadHead]

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Spock: Be quiet, I'm trying to vote in the People Choice Awards.

Scotty: I dinnae know what to do. Engineering's so big I need a GPS to find my way out.

 

[LeadHead]

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Spock: Wow, according to this, you literally have been stationed in the middle of nowhere.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Waiting for the next caption is like the calm before a storm.

 

[LeadHead]

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Exclusive Footage from the Set of Trek XII!

J.J.: Okay, lets start setting up the brewery as Engineering again. Lets add a few more futuristic consoles and... Simon what the hell are you doing here?

Simon Pegg: You locked me in here when we finished filming the first movie here!

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Brewery Tour is over. Please exit through the gift shop and to the next contest.