Star Trek XI Caption Contest #34: He's the one they call Dr Feelgood

[Nerys Myk]

But first

EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS AWARD

NuKirk: Shit! The one day I've got a dead hooker in the trunk....

DONUTS SUB-ROUTINE AWARD

Cop: "Citizen, is that a box of donuts next to you?"

Kirk: "Aren't you a robot? What do you want with donuts?"

Cop: "I don't know, it's in my programming. Now pull over."

IT'S IN THE SHOP AWARD

Stealing Commander Shepard's prized Corvette turned out to be remarkably easy.

♪…

A LITTLE ROAD MUSIC AWARD

(Click) ♪ ... I drove all night ...
(Click) ... No particular place to go ...
(Click) ... Is this the way to Amarillo? ...
(Click) ... Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy ... ♪​

I STILL DON'T BUY IT AWARD

Cop: James T Kirk, you are hereby appointed to command the Enterprise.

Abrams: Cut, cut! Didn’t you get the latest script? I’ve decided to wait until that seems believable.

CHIM CHIM AWARD

NuKirk: ♫Here he comes,here comes Speed Racer
I'm a demon on wheels, I'm a demon and I'm gonna be chasin' after some chicks♫

SERIOUS SHIT AWARD

Kirk: "When this thing hit 88, he's gonna see some serious shit."

FASHION SENSE AWARD

COP: Say...are those BUGLE HUMANOID jeans you're wearing?

TOPICAL HUMOR AWARD

Young Kirk wanted to get out of Iowa before a candidate tried to get his vote in the caucus.

TOPIC HUMOR AWARD

From Radio: "Little red corvette.."

Jimmy: "Prince? Really? Lame-o. C'mon Frank, where's that Beasty Boys file?"

PLOT HOLE!!!111!!! AWARD

Thanks for the win!

Citizen Kirk, you are driving a stick shift. That is a blatant plot hole! Pull over.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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And now this months pics:

 

[Vassa]

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I said "Bones" not "Boner"!!

McCoy: I told you I would get you back for short-sheeting me!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

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Thanks for the Chim-Chim, Win. lol

Bones: (Sniff, sniff) "Cajun Fried Shrimp & Catfish with a hint of Bourbon, and Spanish rice"

Kirk: "You can tell that from the SBD?"

Bones: "Son that would knock a Klingon of a wild Targ!"

 

[LeadHead]

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Thanks for the win!

McCoy: I may throw up on you. Just because. Get used to it.

Kirk didn't want to scare McCoy, but he needed him to leave sickbay fast if he was gonna score with the Nurses.

 

[billtfargo]

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And now this months pics:

OK, so I got toilet paper stuck to to shoe, so what???

I thought it said FOURTEEN HOURS!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

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McCoy: Space is disease and ganer wrapped in darkness and silence!

Kirk: Anybody was to switch seats?

Kirk reacted badly to the news Howard Stern would be a judge on America's Got Talent.

 

[UFO]

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Thanks for the win.

Kirk: Well, if you’ve got a fear of flying, its a shame they couldn't beam you to the academy.

McCoy: Are you trying to be funny?

Kirk: What? I can’t hear you!

McCoy: Oh, you’ve got premature ear-hair. I can fix that.

 

[Finn]

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McCoy: What need do you have for Twinkies?

Kirk: Boneeeeesssss!!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

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Zombie Kirk: Brains....brains....

 

[M'Sharak]

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KIRK: Bones, I need you to kiss me now, and kiss me like you mean it!
McCOY: ...
HYPOSPRAY: PTCHSSST!

 

[Alrik]

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THANKS FOR THE WINS!!!

McCoy: "Oh, I might throw up on you."

Kirk: "You get air sick?"

McCoy: "Hell no! Three day bender."

Kirk: "Bones, my hands! What about my hands?!"

McCoy: "Calm down Jim. Everythings gonna to be fine....but I did warn you about playin with it before that case of Orion crabs cleared up."

 

[Mistral]

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"I told you, no more oxycontin! I'm saving what I have left for myself!"

 

[LeadHead]

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McCoy: &*%# you!

Kirk: I can't believe I get more respect from "Cupcake."

 

[inflatabledalek]

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Kirk: So why did you sign up for Star Fleet?

McCoy: To escape from the mad Judge Dredd fans. You think the Trekies are bad? They've nothing on those guys.

McCoy: It's alright Jim, I've got the cure here.

Kirk: No rush Bones, it's made all my extremities bigger after all. I want to enjoy this before I go back to having just a little Enterprise.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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Take two aspirin and Proceed to the next contest