Thank you for the win.
Picard realized his Future Guy costume would not be a hit at the Halloween party
Picard realized his Future Guy costume would not be a hit at the Halloween party
TNG Caption This #232: Happy Birthday TNG!
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Riker: "Speaking of losing beards, do you still shave your ... "
Troi: (thinking) Why, why did you do it, Will? Your face looks horrible without the beard!
Deanna: "Just let it go Will."
Marina: "How bad are the ratings? I noticed that wardrobe keep shortening my skirt."
Picard: "The Federation appreciates this diplomatic contact."
LaForge: "The opportunities for trade will benefit both cultures."
Alien: "We look forward to stimulating, intellectual discourse."
Worf: "Pull my finger."
Yar: "Oh, you look darling in that uniform, Deanna! You have really cute legs!"
Riker: "Humph! You wanna see cute legs? Put me in one of those men's skants! I'll show you some cute legs!"
Yar, LaForge and Data (thinking): "Need brain soap! Need brain soap!"
[Picard double claps hands]
Picard: Damn! The clapper is busted!
Riker: By the way Deanna, I ment to thank you for the gonorrhea and rectal warts you gave me the last time we were together.
Picard: Hello! I'm standing right here. TMI!
Picard: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS OUT!
Riker: Enterprise is late, so we are going to need some food. Suggestions?
La Forge: Since we're on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, the only currency we could possibly trade is, well, sex.
(An awkward silence descends.)
Troi: What?!
By turning off the lights the crew hoped Picard wouldn't notice they hadn't put up the little model ships in the briefing room yet...
Troi: Sir, I think I should tell you that as an empath, claiming "Whoever smelt it dealt it" won't fool me.
Riker: So Troi, has there ever been anyone else but me?
Picard: *Thinking* Looks straight ahead, don't react and prey he doesn't start to wonder why this is the only ship in the entire history of Starfleet where the psychiatrist sits within easy crotch grabbing distance of the Captain...
Riker: So, is there anyone here who hasn't slept with Troi? I mean seriously, the ship only set out a week ago!
Data: If it's any consolation Sir I believe that Lt. Worf hasn't "Gotten lucky" yet. Is that the correct idiom?
Worf: Troi! One day your time will come!
Geordi: Nah, she's not that good, Doctor Crusher's better.
Picard: Eh?
Troi: (thinking) "Looking for his missing hair? This new captain is an idiot!"
Riker: As it's our birthday, it's time for the bumps..
Worf: And my Grandad used to point like this whenever he made a cutting legal remark. He was the greatest attorney in all Klingon history, I remember when I was a boy and he'd tell me about he he managed to get Kirk and McCoy convicted in the Chancellor Gorkon murder case.
Picard: Err, didn't it turn out they were framed for a crime they didn't commit?
Worf: Nah, next you'll be saying he didn't behead Kirk for his crimes!
Picard: I guess they don't teach old Enterprise history at the academy anymore then? Oh well, I can't see a situation popping up in the immediate future where knowledge of one of Kirk's old missions might help us.
Picard: "Computer, lights."
*bleep*
Computer: "Request denied. Primary lighting is not scheduled for installation until Tuesday."
Picard: "Oh for crying out loud."
Troi: "I am sensing uneasiness from you, sir."
Picard: "Simply put Counselor, it is because I can't tell whether it is Data, or Yar that has a hold of my ass."
Troi (telepathically): 'Imzadi.'
Riker: "Whoa, what? How'd I hear that? I'm human."
Troi: "No. I will not start this away mission out with a cheer."
Worf: "That's no moon....It's a space station!"
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Picard: Well, this is most definitely not the Bridge, Counselor.
Riker (to Troi): Why did you have to give the command? This thing will never reach its destination now.
Riker (to Troi still): See?
Geordi: Hey Guys! Is Deanna driving again?
Worf:"Captain, look! It's a bird; it's a plane. It's..."
Picard: "...a Trelane wannabe."
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