DS9 Caption Contest #37: Deep Space Fun

[boco]

O'Brien (thinking): "I know Commander Worf misses Jadzia terribly since her death, but having her just propped up like this in Ops ... it's really creeping me out."

LMAO Excellent!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Jadzia: It's okay, Miles, you can come in now.

O'Brien: No way! Not after you had that three-bean salad. You could strip the paint off the corridor walls!

 

[Gary7]

Jadzia was determined to wait for the next caption contest to appear.

Miles: "He's not coming. In fact, I think he missed us completely. Well, I'm not waiting around. I'm off to Quark's. See ya."

 

[Nerys Myk]

OBRIEN: I talked with Quark. He said, "One, never bet it all. And two, you cant have the symbiont back."

 

[Nerys Myk]

OBRIEN: Hold up there Jadzia, I clearly called dibs on that last slice!!!

 

[Ayelbourne]

Sisko (in a nasal voice): Oh my. You look soo fashionable, my dear Mr. Worf.

 

[Isis]

Bashir: "Eureka!"

Odo: "What'd you find? Your humility?"

 

[huskers57]

Intercom: "Today's bluelight special is on the Promenade Deck..."

Even the LCARS system could not teach Dax, "Here's the church, here's the steeple..."

Viewmasters....OF THE FUTURE!!!

I want a lover with a sloooow hand...

Sure... steal Unicron's eye. NO PROBLEM!!

 

[Gary7]

Bashir: "Eureka!"

Odo: "What'd you find? Your humility?"

Ha! I could so see Odo saying that to Julian.

 

[NathanielM]

WORF: You know i love a man with a big manly weapon.

one two three REDLIGHT!

Odo lets his shipmate peek at the new ferrengi porno that came out last week.

Little did Sisko know that Odo was actually giving him the massage.

Chief O'Brien: Damn it i never was good at Rock Scissors paper!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sisko: "I'll admit I was somewhat concerned when Dr. Bashir told me the only replacement hands available in our cloning bank were female. But, I have to say, aside from Jake complaining I'm spending way too much time locked in the bathroom, they've worked out really, really well!"

 

[Isis]

Bashir: "Eureka!"

Odo: "What'd you find? Your humility?"

Ha! I could so see Odo saying that to Julian.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Bashir: "Eureka!"

Odo: "What'd you find? Your humility?"

BASHIER: No, just watching the SyFy Channel.

 

[Gary7]

Bashir: "Well... from what I can see, when they converted you to permanent human form, they were a bit anemic with your male 'endowment.'"
Odo: "So, this is the reason why I can't get beyond a first date?"

 

[boco]

Worf: Quiet, captain, We're hunting.. wabbits..err.... I mean...ferengi

 

[boco]

The klingon version ofthe staring contest involves guns: who blinks first gets shot

 

[Admiral Shran]

Sisko: Worf, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the f--- are you talking about?

Worf: Huh?! No, what the f--- are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Captain!

O'Brien (offscreen): What the f--- is he talking about?

Sisko: My rug.

Worf: Miles, you're out of your element!

Sisko: Worf, the spoonhead who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f--- are you talking about?

Worf: What the f--- are you talking about? The spoonhead is not the issue here, Captain. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Captain. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Captain, spoonhead is not the preferred nomenclature. Cardassian, please.

Sisko: Worf, this isn't a guy who helped build the station here. This is a guy...

Worf: What the f--- are you...?

Sisko: Worf, he peed on my rug!

O'Brien (offscreen): He peed on the Captain's rug.

Worf: Miles you're out of your element! Captain, the spoonhead is not the issue here!

Bashir: There! I can finally see the ratings for Enterprise.

 

[boco]

Lol at the one about ENT,Shran!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Worf: "Snipes"?
Sisko: Yes, commander. They've infested the station.
..they're like tribbles, but worse.
Worf, narrowing eyes: It will be a glorious night to hunt.

Not for the first time, O'Brian inadvertently walked in on Jadzia while she planned galactic domination aloud.

Odo: Well, Doctor?
Bashir: It's a microsope. Perhaps three years behind the state of the art, but quite servicable.
Odo: ...

 

[Gary7]

Kira: "... and remember Miles, be careful of the overpasses along the promenade."
O'Brien: "Right, got it. Now, you're absolutely sure Sisko won't mind?"
Kira: "Absolutely." (smirk)