Voyager Caption Contest #60: With a little help from my friends

[Yeoman Randi]

Welcome back fellow Voyagers~ time to thow out the baby with the bathwater, but first, let's announce the winnas!

This first pic has two winners. They were both awesome in their own right~


Winning the Lost Arc award we have this:

EMH: "Fräulein Ravenwood, let me show you what I am used to..."

And sharing the award for using a quote from one of my all time favorite movies (although I'm not positive Mistral was actually going there, but hell, im the judge and i can choose whoever i want for whatever the hell reason i want) we have this:

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"Fine. Dr. FrankenSTEEN!"

Taking the "I thought he was a piggy bank" award we have:

Contrary to Delta Quadrant rumors, gold press latinum does not magically eject from the navel of a Ferengi when holding an open hand before it.

Perhaps Picard had a point about children on a starship:

Naomi: "Look at these panels I took from the warp core safety shielding. Aren't they pretty?"

Who knew?

Brad Dourif: Will I get to play roles that AREN'T homicidal maniacs?

(shakes Magic 8-Cylinder)

"Reply hazy, try again"...

Oh yeah. Been there. Done that:

Neelix: "Oh, jeez!! There's a quick glimpse in the mirror I think we both could have done without!"

Sweeping the photoshop award comes this:

It was thought that they were only legend. But there he was, as pure as day... the Ferengi Leprechaun.

And this week the Morning Cawfee Spew goes to this entry 'cos it was so gosh darn silly:

Hirogen: If anyone follows us, I'll kill myself and then him.

Congrats to the winners and a mighty big thank you to everyone who played~ your toaster ovens will be arriving shortly~


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And now, without further ado, here are your new screen caps just waiting to be captioned.

Release the Krackens!

As always, i will let this brew for two weeks. Until then, have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi!

Janeway: "Who are you?! And what's that you're holding?!"
Leonardo: "I am Leonardo da Vinci. And this is a salami. You did ask the holodeck computer for a stimulating male companion with a huge salami, didn't you?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Janeway: It's KATHRYN! KATHRYN! DO you HEAR ME? Call me Katarina one more time and i swear to god i'll kick you so hard in the nuts you won't know what hit you!

Species 8472: "Does this color make my ass look big?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: That better be the dolly you promised me when I was eight, old man!

 

[Jetfire]

Janeway: Santa!
Da Vinci: I must be lost..this isn't the Best Western???

Borg porn in 3...2...1...

Dammit! How did I end up on a freaking Kazon vessel!?

Previously on 'To Catch A Predator'...

I will give you $3 for this shat!

 

[Bob Karo]

8472: First the non-fluidic space, then these robots poking me with their tentacles, and now these human things are butting in? Hey Milky Way Galaxy! You can KISS THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO AN ASS!

 

[Crazy Eddie]

DaVinci: You are captain of a starship you say... all the time or just once a month?
Janeway: What?
DaVinci: What?

"Imohtep... Imohtep.... Imohtep..."

"Computer, inquiry. Definition of the word 'doosh'... ah, I see."

"... so there I am working on the junk pile and I find this big gold-plated severed head from a protocol droid. I'm thinking 'This'll make a good gift for the kids,' then out of nowhere this big hairy sumbitch comes blundering in and grabs it from us. Pft... Bespinites, amirite?"

 

[Gary7]

DaVinci: "Katarina, Katarina, Katarina... haven't you heard the saying, don't throw the baby out with the bath water?"

"Skull on a Pike." A Kazon dinner favorite.

Chakotay: "So who is this guy?"
Torres: "Not sure. But I'm impressed."
Chakotay: "Really. Any particular reason?"
Torres: "He came in through one of our emergency airlocks."
Chaktoay: "So?"
Torres: "Without a space helmet."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kazon: This skull had a tongue in it once, and could sing --

Not surprisingly, the one-man all-Kazon revival of "Hamlet" did not go over too well.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The Kazon crew suspected there were skeletons in the ensign's closet...

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Janeway: "So I've been meaning to ask, apparently there's this code, it was in a book or something..."

(pause)

Da Vinci: "Get out of my workshop".

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the cube
Not an implant was stirring, nor assimilation tube.
The alcoves were stacked by the plexus with care
In hopes that Saint Eight Four Seven Two would be there.

Paris: "Well I've entered all the traits I appreciate in a person, all the essential hobbies and interests; any moment now it'll show me my perfect partner -- oh, for goodness sake. Neelix, these things are useless".

Malon: "No, no, this won't do at all. Look at it; clean as the day it was installed. Where's the grime and muck, where's the unnecessary radiation vents, the smoke?

Torres: "When we go to red alert some of the consoles explode".

Malon: "Okay, at least you've got the basics down, but really, Lieutenant, this engine room is ridiculously safe. I'll bet most of your crewmen even survive their tour of duty, am I right?"

 

[Gary7]

^ Humorous Nasat strikes again.

 

[Bob Karo]

Bob: The Delta Quadrant sucks! I miss Chicago. Stuff blew up. There were smoking hot cops, smoking hot apprentices, smoking hot vampires, Fae so hot it was unreal and all the trashy romance novels I could read... And don't get me started on the Internet! It was like 90% porn! The best I've got here is that Seska chick, and she's starting to look a bit Spoony if you get my drift...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Paris: "Well I've entered all the traits I appreciate in a person, all the essential hobbies and interests; any moment now it'll show me my perfect partner -- oh, for goodness sake. Neelix, these things are useless".

NEELIX: I don't understand. This "Locorno" fellow seems pretty nice.

 

[Gary7]

Paris: "What the... Oh, man? You'd think by now the receding hairline would be a thing of the past. Better go talk to the doc about some Rogaine."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Skull (singing):

Shiver my timbers, shiver my soul,
Yo ho, heave ho
Getting back to home on Earth's their goal,
Yo ho, heave ho

And they fly their ship 'cross the starry void,
With their shiny tech and all their flashy toys,
A greater scourge there was never known,
As they pass us by on their journey home...

Shiver my timbers, shiver my sides,
Yo ho, heave ho
Using astrometric charts as guides,
Yo ho, heave ho

And those Starfleeters make the Maje enraged,
They're a greater curse than Vidiian phage,
Every time that infernal ship gets near,
We can guarantee they will INTERFERE

(Interfere...)

Oona-Wakka, Oona-Wakka, something not right!
Many technobabbly things being nattered tonight!
Oona-Wakka, Oona-Wakka, Kazon-man beware,
When Janeway's on the case, best hold on to your hair....

Shiver my timbers, shiver my bones,
Yo ho, heave ho
There are foes as fierce as Collective Drones
Yo ho, heave ho

When the warp core's lit and the helm's engaged,
There's no turning back from any course that's laid
And when Neelix tries a new recipe,
You can bet your boots there'll be MISERY

(Misery...)

Shiver my timbers, shiver my teeth,
Give us some relief!

 

[LeadHead]

Sallah: And on the horse ride back, Indy never stopped yelling at me about Camels.

Paris: (offscreen) Another really screwed up ex-girlfriend of yours, Harry?

The Kazon tried to preserve heads like on Fututrama. They just forgot the Jar and the life juice.

Paris: Welcome to Captain Proton, Chapter One...

Beltran: These are the new bad guys this season?! Excuse me, I've got some ranting to do.

 

[Isis]

The Voyager-Tales From the Crypt crossover wasn't well received.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

"Hey, Papillon! How do I look?"

 

[huskers57]

Is this the voice of God?

One voice... many faces.. does this best suit your expectations?

I LIKE BIG BUTTS and I CANNOT LIE!!

One-eyed Willy!

The Tom Paris version of Wooly Willy.

This is my Touchpad!!