Voyager Caption Contest #59: Is it really you?

[Yeoman Randi]

Welcome back fellow Voyagers! Time to scrape the bowl and lick the spoon, but first, lets announce da winnas!

Taking the Brain Bleach Award we have......

Chakotay: Stop screaming! It's a perfectly natural place to tattoo among my people!
Janeway: What has been seen....cannot be unseen!

Running away with the Snappy Repartee Award we have this entry~

Vir: "Note the juvenile courtship behaviour, the infantile verbiage, and the unrealistically eager capitulation of the female."
Gegen: "A Braga script?"
Vir: "Precisely."

This photo drew a three-way (oh get your minds out of the gutter)~

Alien: I'm just saying give me 10 minutes and I could give her a decent hairstyle.

and....

Vidian: What do you mean, 'prexisiting condition'?

and this one~

Doctor: Okay, Tuvok. I admit my zombie survival plan sucked, but in fairness I'm not the one who's going to get eaten.

Time, you crazy companion you......

From viewscreen: "Hello little one. Is that that cute Jean Luc behind you? I think he's let himself go..."

Oh that wacky Seska!

"We're receiving a Seskagram, Captain".

"Oooh, anything juicy?"

"Apparently she booby-trapped another holoprogram and put rat poison in the pasta bowl".

"Fiendish. Okay, let's go through the holodirectory again. Did she reveal where she hid my toothbrush, yet?"

"No. Maybe in the next one, Captain".

We had two photoshop winners this week.....

Seska: By the way, the next time you see me, I'll look like a Kardashian!

(with apologies to LeadHead)

And this one~

Admiral Wilhelm: "Yes sir, right away Mr. Steinbrenner. We've got our best man on the case, Commander Constanza."

And taking this week's Morning Cawfee Spew Award we have this:

Vidian: What?

Thanks to everyone who played and congratulations to da winnas! You're all too fabulous for words!

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And now it's time to unveil this week's photos waiting to be captioned. Just remember to turn off the light when you leave the room!

As always I will let this one brew for two weeks. Until then have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[Gary7]

Thanks for the photoshop pick, Randi.

Hirogen back-scratchers -- none better in the entire Delta Quadrant.

Naomi Wildman: "I found these rectangular things lying around in almost every room. I'm going to use them to build a doll house!"

Contrary to Delta Quadrant rumors, gold press latinum does not magically eject from the navel of a Ferengi when holding an open hand before it.

 

[Gary7]

Old lady: "Hey, I recognize this jacket... it's mine!"
Ferengi: "No, it's not."
Old lady: "I made it with my own two hands--give it back to me, you troll!"

 

[Gary7]

Not long after the micro wormhole established communication with the Alpha Quadrant, Janeway gets an unexpected personal message...

EFH* Auditor: (to Janeway) "You are being audited. I'm afraid you've been remiss in filing your tax returns for several years."


*(Emergency Financial Hologram)

 

[Smellincoffee]

Two?! Excellent, thanks!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Neelix: "Oh, jeez!! There's a quick glimpse in the mirror I think we both could have done without!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: "Fräulein Ravenwood, let me show you what I am used to..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

FERENGI: This is tax deductible, right?

 

[Nerys Myk]

NEELIX: I am a master of the Talaxian Martial Arts, watch as as I flip him over my shoulder.

(grunts)

watch as I flip him over my shoulder

(grunts)

A little help here.

 

[Nerys Myk]

NAOMI: I've finished the Ops course, can I get Harry's job?

 

[Gary7]

NAOMI: I've finished the Ops course, can I get Harry's job?

 

[Gary7]

The futility of mugging in the 24th Century

Hirogen: "Hold still, Talaxian!"
Neelix: "But sir, I don't have anything you could possibly want. Please."
Hirogen: "You are right--your pockets are completely empty. Take me to your nearest ATM!"
Neelix: "What?"

 

[Gary7]

It was thought that they were only legend. But there he was, as pure as day... the Ferengi Leprechaun.

 

[Mistral]

Suiter: "I hope its enough. The magazine wasn't all that great."

 

[Mistral]

"Fine. Dr. FrankenSTEEN!"

 

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: I am the President of Earth. Once Skynet took over a hologram was made to create the illusion of a person in control.

Neelix: Here you go, take as much as you want, your money is worthless!

Naomi: So, the Captain wants me to teach you kickball. Here's some reading literature on the subject. Read it all by tomorrow.

Seven: But-

Naomi: No buts! Get to reading!

Seven: ........okay.....

Naomi: That's better.

Tuvok: Why are you naming this the Tuvok Orchid?

Suder: After awhile it, along with the Chakotay Shrub, the Paris Rose, the Kim Gardenias, the B'Elanna Lillies and the Neelix Mushrooms will just be in the background.

Neelix: (thinking) I've got to stop using Internet Dating websites.

 

[Chuckling]

Not long after the micro wormhole established communication with the Alpha Quadrant, Janeway gets an unexpected personal message...

EFH* Auditor: (to Janeway) "You are being audited. I'm afraid you've been remiss in filing your tax returns for several years."


*(Emergency Financial Hologram)

*chuckle* Love you guys! Always make me smile.

Chuckling

 

[Gary7]

^

Neelix: "Let me go!!"
Hirogen: "Hold still Talaxian... see? Right here. You've got a stain on your pajamas. Better pre-treat that before washing."
Neelix: "These aren't pajamas--it's a cooking smock! But uh... thanks for the suggestion. I think."

 

[LeadHead]

Dr. ZoidNeelixberg: Hooray! I'm helping!

Tuvok: Do you have any better hostages?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Hirogen: You are now my prey. I've got this phaser in your ribs to prove it.

Neelix: I'm not your prey. And those aren't my ribs.