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TOS Caption Contest #232: Damn Bureaucrats!
I have to say that it has been incredibly difficult choosing the winners this time. I have decided to name a Photoshop winner for each of the pics as there were so many great ones! Drum-roll please, here are:
Don't pretend you haven't always wondered about this yourselves...
Don't let the pony tail and gold kimono fool you, he's a force to be reckoned with...
Always check your source...
And our Photoshop winners are:
This is truly a work of genius--evil genius. No way Gary7 is ever getting his hands on a real picture of me...
You know your 15 minutes are up when...
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows how you spent the better part of the 80's...
Congratulations to all of the winners and a big round of applause to everyone else who put out some really fine entries.
This week: Commissioner Hedford finds out she is NOT going to be Kirk's love interest for this episode; Commissioner Ferris is tired of everyone making fun of his mini-cape; and former Ambassador Fox adapts to his new job as turbo-lift operator. Have at it!
I have to say that it has been incredibly difficult choosing the winners this time. I have decided to name a Photoshop winner for each of the pics as there were so many great ones! Drum-roll please, here are:
Don't pretend you haven't always wondered about this yourselves...
Kirk: "In all our travels, I think this is the first time we've encountered two-toned beings such as Lokai and yourself."
Bele: "You think our skin tone is unique? You should see our genitals."
Don't let the pony tail and gold kimono fool you, he's a force to be reckoned with...
Spock: "Despite your claim to have superior speed, strength and reflexes, I see no evidence of enhancement. You're just telling us what you think sounds impressive".
Khan: "Actually I'm just holding your drink".
*Spock looks down at his now-empty hand in astonishment, before looking nonplussed*
Kirk (to Khan): "Well played".
Always check your source...
Stuntman: "There are no women in this place."
Scotty: "I was noticing that myself."
Chekov: "But Sulu said it was a great "pickup bar."
Klingon: "Hi there sailor, new in town?"
And our Photoshop winners are:
This is truly a work of genius--evil genius. No way Gary7 is ever getting his hands on a real picture of me...
Riddler: "I don't know anything about a Lokai. I'm looking for the Batman and I have reason to believe he's on board your ship."
You know your 15 minutes are up when...
"I don't always drink beer, but when I ---. Hello? Kirk? Most interesting man in the world here. You wanna maybe pay attention?"
Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows how you spent the better part of the 80's...
SCOTTY: If you can introduce me the the comely Vulcan lass behind the bar, there's fifty credits in it for you.
K'LAVIN: I think you'll find the young lady is human. Note the eybrows, while arch, lack the dramatic angle of Vulcanoids....
SCOTTY: Another fifty if you kill the know-it-all.
KORAX: I'll do it for free.
Congratulations to all of the winners and a big round of applause to everyone else who put out some really fine entries.
This week: Commissioner Hedford finds out she is NOT going to be Kirk's love interest for this episode; Commissioner Ferris is tired of everyone making fun of his mini-cape; and former Ambassador Fox adapts to his new job as turbo-lift operator. Have at it!
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