Caption Contest #231: Drinking with the Enemy

[Deranged Nasat]

Spock: "Despite your claim to have superior speed, strength and reflexes, I see no evidence of enhancement. You're just telling us what you think sounds impressive".

Khan: "Actually I'm just holding your drink".

*Spock looks down at his now-empty hand in astonishment, before looking nonplussed*

Kirk (to Khan): "Well played".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Kirk: "And I made you this friendship bracelet, here you go...don't look so jealous, Spock".

 

[Gary7]

^ These last two... Deranged Nasat, hilarious!

 

[Gary7]

Riddler: "I don't know anything about a Lokai. I'm looking for the Batman and I have reason to believe he's on board your ship."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: So, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[Nerys Myk]

TATTOO: Hey Boss, this fantasy kind of sucks. I'm heading over to the other side of the island. There's a fantasy there involving Lonnie Anderson and Sonny Bono. See you there?

 

[Gary7]

Khan: "I'm intrigued by your choice of glass sculptures, Captain. Why the geese? You symbolize the weaker prey, rather than the stronger predator?"
Spock: "It is just a decoration, Khan. There is no overt symbolism."
Khan: "So you wish me to believe. And yet your Captain says nothing."
Kirk: "We're having roast goose for dinner. Is that symbolism enough for you?"

 

[jep]

"I don't always drink beer, but when I ---. Hello? Kirk? Most interesting man in the world here. You wanna maybe pay attention?"


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[LeadHead]

Spock: ...Only the discipline of logic saved my planet from extinction.

Chekov: (over comm) May I have your attention, please. At 2200 hours, telemetry detected an anomaly in the Neutral Zone, what appeared to be a Lightning Storm in Space...

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Spock: ...Only the discipline of logic saved my planet from extinction.

Chekov: (over comm) May I have your attention, please. At 2200 hours, telemetry detected an anomaly in the Neutral Zone, what appeared to be a Lightning Storm in Space...

Took me a second, but when I got that one...I got it good!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Riddler: "I don't know anything about a Lokai. I'm looking for the Batman and I have reason to believe he's on board your ship."

This is Class A work, man.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk (thinking): Don't stare at his man boobs, don't stare at his man boobs...

Khan: "Are you staring at my man boobs, Captain?"

Kirk (thinking): Damn!

Riddler: "...and so I stashed a bunch of question marks and puzzles around the asylum."

Kirk: "That was your big plan to get back at Batman? Make him go on a scavenger hunt?"

Spock: "You do realize that it enabled him to unlock better equipment and abilities, don't you?"

Riddler: "It did?! Oh..."

 

[Isis]

Khan: Don't look now, but I think that waitress is checking me out.

Spock: "Sir, I believe you are mistaken. The waitress seems to be focusing her attention on Lieutenant McGivers."

 

[inflatabledalek]

"I knew I wanted to go to the fancy dress party as a Batman villain but couldn't decide between The Riddler and Two Face... Until I hit upon the idea to do both at once! OK, it's unconventional, but still more convincing that your Galvatron and TJ Hooker outfits".

 

[Isis]

"I know I wanted to go to the fancy dress party as a Batman villain but couldn't decide between The Riddler and Two Face... Until I hit upon the idea to do both at once! OK, it's unconventional, but still more convincing that your Galvatron and TJ Hooker outfits".

Hilarious (and great photoshop from Gary7, too)

 

[Isis]

Khan: "I can get you a Captain's chair in rich Corinthian leather."

Spock: "Sir, there is no such thing as Corinthian leather. The leather of the Earth's ancient Greek Corinthians was no different than other ancient Greek leathers, and the natives of the planet Corinth import their leather from Orion."

Khan: "Busted again."


http://archshrk.com/ricardo-montalban-and-fine-corinthian-leather

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Do not worry, we are not taking you to Arkham 3. There is no need to start another of your evil riddles.

Spock: Quite so, we are taking you to Tantalus 5. Doctor Adams is looking forward to giving his Neural Neutralizer a "test drive."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Riddler: "Riddle me this, Kirk. What to call a Batman who hasn't yet earned his wings?"

Spock: "If the answer's "Rat Boy", he doesn't run these anymore".

Riddler: "Spoilsport".

Kirk: "That was rubbish anyway".

 

[Gary7]

"I know I wanted to go to the fancy dress party as a Batman villain but couldn't decide between The Riddler and Two Face... Until I hit upon the idea to do both at once! OK, it's unconventional, but still more convincing that your Galvatron and TJ Hooker outfits".

Riddler: "Riddle me this, Kirk. What to call a Batman who hasn't yet earned his wings?"
Spock: "If the answer's "Rat Boy", he doesn't run these anymore".
Riddler: "Spoilsport".
Kirk: "That was rubbish anyway".

This is the kind of stuff that makes all the Photoshop efforts worthwhile. Wish I could come up with them!

(Btw, I was torn between stripping Bele of his painted face or leaving as is, but ran out of steam and left it. I hadn't realized about the 'Two Face' connection-- )

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Spock: "Despite your claim to have superior speed, strength and reflexes, I see no evidence of enhancement. You're just telling us what you think sounds impressive".

Khan: "Actually I'm just holding your drink".

*Spock looks down at his now-empty hand in astonishment, before looking nonplussed*

Kirk (to Khan): "Well played".

Khan (to Kirk): You are too easily impressed, Captain. Look at what I am holding in my left hand.

Kirk: Remarkable!

Uhura (thinking to herself): I love these new thongs! There so light; it feels like I'm not wearing a thing down there. Wait...oh snap!