Voyager Caption Contest #57: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

[Gary7]

Sanford: "Uh, Mr. Tuvok, it's a fine truck. I gotta lotta memories in it. Fine truck."
Tuvok: "How many miles are on it?"
Sanford: "Well you see, the odometer is broken, but I guarantee you, lotta highway miles. It's been babied since I bought it."
Tuvok: "And what kind of cargo have you been carrying in it?"
Sanford: "Strictly speaking sir, only the finest antiques this side of the quadrant."
Kim: "Tuvok, I'm detecting prominent traces of animal fecal matter in the flatbed."
Sanford: "Only the finest fecal matter money can buy. I guarantee it."

 

[Gary7]

Sanford: "Wait a minute... Did I take a wrong turn or somethin'?"
Tuvok: "Sir, what is the last thing you remember doing?"
Sanford: "I was drivin' down the boulevard... Needed a car wash, so I pulled into this place, I think it wuz called 'Caretaker Carwash.' Yeah, that's it. Drove right into the shimmering wall of water."
Paris: "Oh boy."
Sanford: "Why do I get the feelin' this ain't the garage for the special wax job?"

 

[creek_chub]

Janeway: Chakotay, come look at this, there are hundreds of stories about us involved in a romantic relationship...it's apparently called "fanfiction."

Chakotay: Oh. Uh, really? Wow, that's pretty funny. You know, because it's not actually going to happen. Is it?

Janeway: Of course not.

 

[Isis]

Tuvok: "Your one-hour guarantee--can all customers get eyewear in just an hour?"

EMH: "Yes."

Tuvok: "I am surprised. My prescription is very strong and complex. Does your guarantee mean I can get contacts in that prescription in one-point-zero hours or less?"

EMH: "You want your contacts in your prescription? That's a little different--eyewear in a patient's specific prescription requires a week."

Chakotay: "Kathryn, how many times have I told you that Neelix should look for online recipes himself?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: Chakotay, come look at this, there are hundreds of stories about us involved in a romantic relationship...it's apparently called "fanfiction."

Chakotay(nervously): Really?

Janeway: Most are by a poster named "ChaksOK11"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Hello fellow Voyagers! This contest is now officially closed, but have no fear, a new one is here:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=145822