Voyager Caption Contest #52: This Contest Has No Title

[F. King Daniel]

Seven: "Great balls of fire!"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

The EMH had left his photonic urine sample in the bar again...

Guy: sorry - sometimes I get too excited and can't hold back...

 

[Timewalker]

Axum: Annika, would you have my babies?

Seven: That would not be wise. Babies have a habit of being forgotten on Voyager. It's a miracle that Naomi Wildman survived infancy.

Axum: I see. Well, it was just a thought...

Seven: What was?

 

[Bob Karo]

Doctor: Good news! I've found a cure for scale rot!

Patient: You can't expect me to swallow that...

Doctor: Nope. Sure don't.

Patient: ....

Doctor: Yeah, right up the cloaca.

Patient: ... Fuck it. I'll take the horrible death.

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Janeway: I was sure we'd find the Higgs Boson this time!
Harry: Well if it's in there, it's the smelliest particle ever!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Harry: "Looks like mynocks were chewing on the environmental control cables."

Janeway: "You call that technobabble?"

Harry: "Sorry. Isolytic Mynocks."

Janeway: "Better."

Harry: "This pink goo's everywhere in Voyager's access corridors. It seems to be fueled by negative feelings."

Janeway: "Let's hope we don't end up flying anywhere near the TrekBBS."

Harry: "I'll call the Ghostbusters."

 

[Candlelight]

"I think I can hear the ocean"

*entire crew washed away by tsunami*

"I'm a bit concerned about your light over there"
"It isn't a sexual object I assure you"
"Oh thank god!"
"That's alright. Now, fancy some anal bum sex?"

"What are you thinking Seven?"
"32% of fans are looking at the explosions. 65% of fans are looking at my ass"
"What about the other 3%?"
*looks up and down at her companion*
"On second thoughts, 68% are looking at my ass"

Please state the nature of the photoshop emergency.

"Turns out there was hash in that nebula, Captain"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Axum: "Oh, my God, Seven, you were fantastic! From now on, I'm calling you 'Eight'!"

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: (thinking) Really? We needed my hair? Do all of you really think that the Captain's hair is special for starting campfires?

Gegen: This is a great invention, the light attracts the insects and then when you're sick of them...

Light turns blue and all the insects fall on the table

Gegen: ... it also kills them.

Axum: I think we should see other dream people.

 

[Isis]

The Delta Quadrant was such a high-pressure environment that even some of the lava lamps suffered from erectile dysfunction.

Seven: "I didn't realize this was going to be a double date."

Kim (OS): "Actually, Mr. Neelix, I would have preferred a Mickey Mouse watch."

 

[Isis]

EMH (OS): "I'm glad you called me. Your diagnosis isn't quite right. I'm sorry to tell you that your lamp has electrile dysfunction."

 

[Isis]

Seven's date (to self): "She must have enjoyed it. Even I can see the fireworks."

Seven (to self): "Damn. My implants gave away my extreme boredom again. I'll have to tell them about it when I go for my next tune-up."

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Thanks for the win!

And this is how the crew of Voyager knew that Tom's addiction to television had gone too far, he began making novelty plates of his favorite movies - this weeks plate was modeled off of Stanley Ipkiss from "The Mask"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Greetings fellow Voyagers! This contest is officially closed but there's a new one just around the bend. Follow these co-ordinates and get cracking!

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