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Voyager Caption Contest #46: Is it Spring Yet?

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Janeway: Q! You've been gone for less than ten mnutes!

Q: I ditched the kid at a 20th Century video arcade with $100 in quarters, he'll be fine for hours! Now, I saw the come hither look you gave me...

Janeway: I was looking at a cup of coffee! Get out!

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Kim: Wow! This is cool!

Tuvok: I am sorry Ensign. This was intended for Mister Paris and Lieutenant Torres' baby.


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EMH 2:Why do you still have the old Uniforms?

Doctor: Quiet! Maybe if we never mention it, the audience will never notice!


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Kes: Wow, it's like that dug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip.


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B'Elanna: I caught a fish THIS Big!
 
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Kim (thinking): So who's the nerd now? Wait'll they get a look at this baby, I'll be the most popular dungeon master in the quadrant!




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Kes: Wow, It's all medical marijuana now since we visited planet Cheechnchong III.
 
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B'Elanna: I bet if I were a female Borg in a skintight catsuit and tits out to here you'd help me!

Doctor: Maybe. But they wouldn't necessarily have to be female.


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Kim: It's shiny and blinky and makes noisys!


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[Janeway farts]

Janeway: I think I just followed through on that one.
 
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B'Elanna: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

EMH: "The way you look in that dress, I can."
 
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B'Elanna: I dressed in all red today for Valentines Day and Tom still forgot what day it was!

Doctor: Did anything else happen?

B'Elanna: No, except that alien attackers are getting better aim when I'm in this.
 
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TORRES: So Tom grabbed her like so and then yelled "Motor Boat!!!!"

EMH: And that's when Seven put him into traction?

TORRES: No, thats when I put him into traction.
 
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PA System: "Attention, K-Mart shoppers. We're not sure what we have in Aisle 3. But if you take one, we'll pay you."
 
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Janeway: "Janeway to security. Red alert! Mr Tuvok, report to my quarters on the double. I can't find Mr Ducky. Someone has taken Mr Ducky. This is intolerable. No... wait... I've found him. Belay that."


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Tom: "Happy birthday Harry, it's a dodecahedron."
Harry: "Actually it's a truncated octahedron, but it's the thought that counts."


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EMH: "Will you stop... licking my palm!!!"


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Kes: "Damn! I haven't even smoked any of it, and it's psychedelic."


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EMH: "No, absolutely not. I'd be deleted for malpractice."

Torres: "They did it before. It's the real reason behind smooth browed Klingons. Would you want to be the woman that gives birth to a child with forehead ridges? Why do you think Klingon women are so cranky? A little genetic engineering..."

EMH: "No!"
 
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The Laughing Vulcan said:
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Janeway: What's swimming down by my feet! I don't think that's a Baby Ruth...

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HARRY: I'm all giddy now.... *bounce* can I take it home with me?

JANEWAY: You're just too damned easy to excite aren't you?


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EMH: STFU!!! You didn't see me looking at porn... understood!

CREWMAN (muffled): But it's JANEWAY!!!

EMH: You tell her and you're DEAD!!!


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Kes: YAY! I just look spring time... flowers in bloom!

Neelix: That's not the only thing blooming in here...


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TORRES: So I went fishing with Tom last night...

EMH: On a date... that's odd.

TORRES: The fish I caught was this big!!!

EMH: All fishers lie about size.

TORRES: That's the same thing I told 7 about you.
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Hehee.. I love doing this!
 
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The water jets in Captain Janeway's new hot tub had four settings: "Low," "Medium," "High," and "Who needs a man, anyway?"
 
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