Voyager Caption Contest #46: Is it Spring Yet?

[LeadHead]

Janeway tried to tolerate Q's eccentricities, but when he became her rubber ducky, and he made that rubber ducky go on a submarine mission, she drew the line.

Kim: I.... don't got it. Can't we go back to yo-yos?

Janeway: The budget office sure seemed to be in favor of that.

Doctor: Listen to me! This ship has been taken over by Romulans and Garak hasn't killed Vreenak yet, so they're not on our side!

Kes: Aw crap, I was supposed to grow food here, all I've done is grow cheap flowers.

B'Elanna: This is what I sleep in, I didn't have time to change.

Doctor: But you had time to put shoes on?

B'Elanna: Don't change the subject.

 

[tharpdevenport]

With his audio recieving programs offline for routine maintainance, the Doctor wasn't sure whether Torres was asking for a boob job a penile enlargement for Mr. Paris, or a penile enlargement for herself.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KES: Weird, I was sure the triffids I planted, were on this row.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Katheryn had no idea why her bonsai tree suddenly erupted into flames.

Harry knew the size of his new D-10 die would intimidate the other boys at their next game night.

The Doctor: Enough! I don't CARE about your preference for hair conditioner!

Torres: About yey big?
Doctor: ...I'll consider your request. But frankly, restoring this drone Seven's individuality will be difficult enough without worrying about her aesethic appearance.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"So this is the hanger bay where they grow and study alien plant life. Botany. Botany Bay."



(okay, that sucks ass)

 

[Finn]

Janeway: Eek! Computer. Increase his muscle mass by 25 percent. A bartender...I shoulda have known.

Harry: Oh boy. It said yes! I will get a second date!

Doc: Trust me...The ratings would be higher if you stopped talking!

B'Elanna: Please give me a new gown. Vorik mistook me for Seven and went after me again.

 

[Isis]

Janeway: "Mr. Neelix, when I gave you permission to take schoolchildren on tours of the ship, I didn't mean my quarters!"

 

[LeadHead]

Picardo: No, Andy! Refuse the breathalyzer test!

 

[alte]

 

[Isis]

Motorola Representative (OS): "Sorry, Ms. Janeway, we still think you weren't quite right for our Superbowl commercial. We're still glad we went with Ms. Fox instead."

 

[J.Ashmore]

Harry Kim was so excited to bring his new toy to Show and Tell at school and impress the other kids.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ What the hell is that thing, anyway?

 

[LeadHead]

^It's from "Think Tank" it was a puzzle that Paris found and introduced to the crew, which quickly became a popular thing aboard the ship. I think it was basically supposed to be a large electronic rubik's cube.

Kim: If I never solve this, I'll be an Ensign forever.

Tuvok: Mister Kim, there are many reasons why you'll be an Ensign forever.

 

[Bob Karo]

B'Elanna: I swear to Kahless, I fell on it! Now just get it out!

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "Uh oh, those were the wrong hot tub jets...I...I...oh sweet mystery of life, I found you!"

Kim: "Perfect. The new TV remote and I'm the only one who knows how to use it. I'm a shoo-in for lieutenant now!"

Picardo: "Jesus Christ, Andy! Are you trying to get us canceled?!"

Kes: "Odd, I smell something burning..."

Ensign Stoner: "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!"

Torres: "I have a headache this big."

Doctor: "Lucky for you, I have Excedrin."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

B'Elanna: "How are things going with me and Tom? Oh, pretty well, I suppose. I think he's finally gotten used to the ridges on my forehead. The ones on my rump still give him a little pause, though."

 

[LeadHead]

Doctor: You read my thoughts. You've got the Shin-ing.

EMH Mark 2: You mean "Shining."

Doctor: SHHH! You want to get sued?

 

[Isis]

Janeway (OS): "Harry, don't be such a sucker for pretty colors and bright lights. The Kelvans are back, and you've just picked up what they did to Mr. Tuvok."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Yeah and I wanna look like Seven.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Picardo gets to do to Andy Dick what everyone else has only dreamed of.

^

Biggs-Dawson: ''Next time you see that waste of Skin Andy Dick use this, the galaxy will be forever greatful ''