DS9 Caption Contest #22: Dirty Work

[Nerys Myk]

KIRA: Thats my house. Be there in a half hour and be naked.

DAX: Damn, I guess I need a new hiding place for my candy stash.

WORF: The fart supression system is up and running, Captain. Working at 100 %

BASHIR (looking at Goldshirt): 75%

QUARK: Call Sisko and tell him we have good news and bad news.

ROM: Whats the good news?

QUARK: We found his luggage.

ROM: And the bad?

QUARK: We found his luggage.

O'BRIEN: Unless you want what these two got, you better back away from my still, Doctor.

 

[Rat Boy]

Bashir: "Really, Chief. It's only a Crock-Pot."

O'Brien: "BUT IT'S MY CROCK-POT!"

 

[NX-01]

Bashir: "Really, Chief. It's only a Crock-Pot."

O'Brien: "BUT IT'S MY CROCK-POT!"

Hahaha, I like it!!!

 

[Bob Karo]

Dax: There! Now little Lemmywinks will have a place to play while I'm on duty.

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: How many people have been killed while manning that station?

Bashir: 22, I'm starting to think there's something wrong with it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Doctor, what have I told you about launching bottle rockets from behind the captain's chair?"

 

[Eleanor_zhDarjel]

Bashir: Worf, that is the 18th suicide. Please stop singing that darn numa numa song!

 

[LeadHead]

Dax: Here's your problem. You need to replace the glow sticks.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAX: Risan Porn? Why am I not suprised?

 

[Gary7]

Kira: "Go 'round the bend there, take the bridge over the river and then go through the woods. You'll find grandmother's house at the end of the path."

Dax: "Oh darn it, somebody took the last Twinkie!"

Bashir: "Worf, we're suffocating in here, it's like a sauna!"
Worf: "I am the captain. I like it hot. Deal with it."

Quark: "I can't believe it fell. All that work..."
Rohm: "Sorry, brother. But this is the last time I help you make a chocolate soufflé."

O'Brien: "What was it that killed them, Julian?"
Bashir: "It looks like it was this giant fondue they made. Some idiot used machine oil instead of vegetable oil!"

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

 

[Rat Boy]

Kira: "Karma Police, arrest this man."

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

^
Is Gul Dukat's Hitler hairdo making her feel ill?

 

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[NX-01]

Haha, this is brilliant. It's the sort of thing Julian would do. lol

 

[LeadHead]

Rom: They deliver packages you know...

Quark: 3 slips of latinum, it's outrageous!

Rom: You charge 5 slips for a glass of water at the bar.

Quark: That's not the point!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

^ I really like that one.

 

[Mistral]

Kira: "It was a perfect day on Gordon Street, right over there. And it can be perfect for you guys, too, if you're wearing leopard-skin Speedos under those uniforms..."

 

[Edge of Forever]

Jadzia: This looks bad, but it could be worse.

Quark (offscren): How could it possibly be worse?

Jadzia: The replicator could start firing laser beams.

O'Brien: Oh wow. Who'd have thought it, Dax was right. Replicators firing lasers beams.

Bashir: Oh my god. The replicator killed Ensign Ricky.

Worf: I have just about had ENOUGH of these motherf**king replicators on this motherf**king SPACE STATION!

Bashir: Ah Worf... um... We're on a ship.