Voyager Caption Contest #45: "Odd Couples"

[Santa Kang]

TUVOK: Without a doubt I am the "Freddie" in this Scooby Gang

PARIS: What? Are you kidding???? I'm the "Freddie"!!! I even dressed for it!!!

 

[M'Sharak]

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Tuvok: "I do not understand - who is this Matt Damon anyway?"

Better than the one I had in mind.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Paris: "Whoa -- Jimmy Kimmel's banging that? Lucky SOB."

 

[Gary7]

good one

Thanks. I'd noticed her cheek bones, chin, mouth, and nose all look about the same as Vina's in this shot. All you need are a few scars, blue eyes and white hair--she'd be a shoe-in.

 

[Rat Boy]

Paris: "Ugh, I forgot how godawful fashion was in the 1990s. I want to gouge my eyes out."

 

[KimMH]

Better than the one I had in mind.

Thanks - I couldn't help myself.

 

[Santa Kang]

TORRES: Tom, your role playing fantasies are starting to creep me out.

 

[LeadHead]

TORRES: Tom, your role playing fantasies are starting to creep me out.

Kim: Uhhhh.. I'm not Tom. What the-

Kim is shot by a weapon blast

Paris: Captain Proton to the rescue!

 

[Isis]

The blind date turned out better for B'Elanna than the guy she was fixed up with.

Tuvok: "Don't worry...it's not loaded...it just completes my awesomeness."

Starfleet had no mandatory retirement age; however, to encourage older personnel to step aside, they gave them the ugliest uniforms ever.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kes: "Sorry, Tom, but you've gotta move fast if you want to romance an Ocampa woman. A few days of hesitation and you completely missed 'MILF week'!"

 

[Isis]

Neelix (OS): "Damn you, Naomi Wildman. You found a friend who's better looking than I am."

 

[Gary7]

Paris: (thinking) Man, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea after all that we broke up.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Paris: Do you have a car?

Rain: Yeah, over there.

Paris: I said a car, not piece of crap.

Rain: "But its full of herbs.."

Paris: "What kind?"

B]Rain:[/B] "B.C. Bud.."

Paris & Tuvok " Ok we're in"

 

[alte]

 

[Rat Boy]

Naomi: "Hey Seven, Flotter just told me a great joke. Want to hear it?"

Seven (off screen): "I will comply."

Flotter: "Why is Seven the most vicious number?"

Seven: "I do not know."

Flotter: "Because Seven ate Nine!"

Seven: "I see. If you will require anything further, I will be at my alcove shoving my finger into an electrical outlet."

 

[LeadHead]

3947: I am the key player of this episode!

Roxann: Frakes said you look terrible on camera.

3947: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

 

[synesthete]

"Unfortunately, due to a malfunction in his orifice detector, B'Elanna must now use a colostomy bag for the rest of her life."

 

[Supernuke]

Naomi: Squirtle! I choose you! Wait...

 

[LeadHead]

Flotter: Oh, look! There's a big ogre in the forest.

Shrek: This is a swamp, it's MY swamp and you two should go back where you came from or unleash the donkey on ya!

Donkey: Yeah, Shrek and I are a big tough duo! You'll see!

Flotter: Shrek sounds interesting, the donkey really ruins it though.

3947: Your Captain would be unwise to provoke us.

Whoosh sound is heard.

B'Elanna: What was that?

3947: Your ship has gone to warp, heading for the nearest Starbucks.

B'Elanna: Enjoy your brief victory, there's only one thing more dangerous than Janeway on Coffee; Janeway off Coffee.

Boothby: You're one of my favorites Chakotay.

Chakotay: Really?! I'm honored!

Boothby: My lat favorite was Jean-Luc Picard, his hair fell out the next year. So long, sucker.

Tuvok: Do not worry, we will protect you.

Rain: That guy just asked for my phone number.

Tuvok: Your father hired me to protect you from being harassed by the wrong type of man.

Paris: Hey Tuvok!

Tuvok stuns Paris

Kes: I do have memories, they just don't coincide with anyone else's. Something about my showing up and trying to have the Vidians kill you all...

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Greetings fellow drones! This contest is now officially closed. But don't wet your pants, a new contest awaits you at these coordinates~

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